Buck F**kin' wild

"Big Mac, you've got some explainin' to do!" shouted an angry Applejack. There were two very choice words for how she was feeling and they were "pissed" and "off". Big Mac had been wandering off with his head in the clouds again.

"What the hay are you talkin' about?" said an equally pissed off Big Mac.

"You've been aimlessly walkin' around the farm like a dip-shit not givin' a fuckin' care to anything around you and I'm sick and tired of it!" Applejack didn't like this at all. Big Mac was gonna have her hide tonight.

"What in Celastia's name are yo-" Big  Mac realized what she was talking about,"Well,"he sighed. "A long time ago, back in grade-school, I had this lil' ol' crush on a certain somepony and it's gettin' to be the time she's in her heat."

He and Applejack both knew what he meant.

"Okay you're off the hook this time but you better get your act straight one way or another or I'm gonna tan your hide so you better hustle."

upon hearing this Big Mac hastily ran out to find a solution. He had something in mind but he wasn't sure if she'd like it.

"Oh damn, here we go again." said Big Mac recalling his days with his old schoolyard filly-friend.

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Big Mac approached the house where she lived.

It was very isolated from all the other houses and had two very small windows in the front.

Big Mac thought aloud, "Here we go, don't pussy out now." he slowly walked up to the door and knocked. A very shy pegasus pony opened the door

"Hey Fluttershy ."

"Hey Big Mac."

" May I come in?"

"S-Sure"

"You know it's not a very good time for Stallions to be around me right?" said a very concerned Fluttershy.

"Actually that's why I'm here." without a word more Fluttershy kissed him. And they both knew things were about to get a little... hot, let's say.