Waped In Da Woodz

The small rabbit grunted as a huge penis shot out from its crotch; a penis so large it would give Big Mac a run for his money. Doodoo simply stared, her mouth wide open. "Will that even fit in?"

"Bitch, it ain't gonna matter; I'm gonna rip you open" The rabbit's deep voice penetrated Doodoo's ears like a well lubricated dick. Doodoo lay on her stomach and spread open her lower lips.

"I am prepared, now rut me you filthy rodent"

"We aren't actually rodents, we are from the animal family: Lagom-"

"JUST FUCK ME YOU STUPID ANIMAL!!" The rabbit ran forward and plunged its dick into Doodoo. "IT FEELS LIKE WARM BUTTER!!" Doodoo exclaimed.

"That's because it IS warm butter." The rabbit began to thrust.

"SO SLIPPERYYYYYYY" Doodoo shrieked in time with every thrust. "YES... YES.... DADDY, FUCK ME, YOU FEEL JUST LIKE MY DADDY."

"That's because I AM your daddy."

"I KNOWWWWW" The incest train continued to puff it's way down the tracks, Doodoo riding on the roof of one of the carriages. The people in the carriages were beginning to grow restless; the sound of Doodoo's hips smashing against the roof as she was getting raped. "YOU'RE THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR FOR MY ORGASM!" She roared.

"My penis is the train, and your vagina is the train tunnel."

"MAKE SURE YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS SO THAT YOU CAN SEE IN THE DARK!"

"The lights are now... ON" The last word was yelled in time with his release. So much cum was filling Doodoo that her stomach was beginning to inflate.

"FILL MY BALLOON WITH YOUR AIR."

"My penis is the pump."

"I AM A FOOTBALL!!"

"It's time for your game"

"KICK ME DOWN THE FIELD" The bunny kicked Doodoo in the stomach, cum gushing out her mouth. "YESSSS- BLUGHAGHHGA" She continued to regurgitate large amounts of cum.

"You just won the game."

"I DIDN'T SAY STOP!"

"My apologies." The bunny resumed his kicking.

"MAKE SURE YOU SEAL ME UP QUICKLY AFTER PULLING OUT THE PUMP, OTHERWISE ALL OF THE AIR WILL COME OUT."

"It's the end of the game, I would like to deflate you for easy storage."

"I AM NOT THAT INSIGNIFICANT! YOU ARE A MONSTER."

"We are both monsters, this is monster sex; it's a fetish."

"IS THIS AN OBSCURE HENTAI MOVIE?"

"Yes." The bunny pulled his dick out, cum instantaneously shooting out of Doodoo like a jet hose. Doodoo was, of course, screaming.

"THERE IS SO MUCH AIR TO COME OUT."

"I filled you up pretty well."

"YOU SHOULD GET PAID FOR THIS."

"No. This is my profession; no effort went into this at all." Doodoo turned around and ate the rabbit, chewing it's skull.

"I'M GOBBLING YOU UP." Doodoo yelled with her mouth full. The bunny was now twitching on the ground, it's head missing. However, the bunny had not lost the battle. His penis stuck up into the air and began to talk.

"That did not feel very good."

"I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT."

"You had best be; I would rather not feel that uncomfortable again."

"WHY IS YOUR PENIS TALKING???"

"Because my penis is my body and my body is my penis."

"THEN WHY WEREN'T YOU THRUSTING YOUR BODY INTO ME?"

"I was."

"THAT'S FUCKING HOT." Doodoo then began to roll around the ground like a sausage. "POO ON ME."

"I need to release my tension."

"DO IT IN MY MOUTH."

"Enjoy." The bunny farted loudly; the fart soon transitioning into an incredible explosion of diarrhea.

"IT TASTES LIKE WARM CHOCOLATE"

"I'm coating the ice cream with my chocolate."

"EAT THE ICE CREAM BEFORE IT MELTS!" The bunny quickly turned around, expanding its penis to at least four times the size. Doodoo screamed as the penis ate her.

"My bunny wants its dinner"

"MY BODY IS THE CARROT"

"Your penis is the carrot's sister."

"DON'T TALK ABOUT MY PENIS THAT WAY." Doodoo's voice was muffled inside the bunny's stomach, which had expanded to proportions far exceeding the rest of its body.

"Time to digest you." Doodoo screamed as she began to get digested. "It's time for poopy." The bunny shat out Doodoo head first onto the ground. The bunny turned around to face her. "Did you enjoy the ride?"

"YOUR ROLLER COASTER IS CHEAPLY MADE."

"I was low on budget."

"AND HOW DO YOU PLAN ON REPAYING ME FOR MY LACK OF SATISFACTION?"

"I will poo on you again." And that is what the bunny did, coating Doodoo's body in fresh excrement. Doodoo screamed and ran away into the night, her nude body covered in poo. She was forever remembered by the birds and the train passengers as one of the most attractive men in the land. Her accomplice, the bunny, sat on his head as he ran on; head meaning penis.