Chapter Three: Stress Relief and what not.

“I’m kinda worried.” Twilight turned the page absentmindedly, her eyes wandering randomly on the warm sand.

“Why’s that?” Applejack asked as she laid on the beach chair next to Twilight, the brim of her hat lowered on the eyes, acting as a makeshift pair of sunglasses. “Did something happen?

“Well, Pinkie and Rainbow have gone swimming a little too far and they still aren’t back, Spike, Rarity and Fluttershy are somewhere doing...Celestia knows what.” She pinched the bridge of her nose and removed her reading glasses. “I just feel something is up with them. Not that I want to meddle with their business.”

“Geez, relax, Twi!” Applejack chuckled. “We’re all mostly responsible grown ups ‘round here. Dash and Pinkie are probably goofing off and having fun at our backs, while Spike and Rarity…” Applejack sat up and plucked the hat out of her eyes, staring at Twilight with an amused smirk. “You tell me ya didn’t want those two getting some alone time.”

“Well…” Twilight tried to formulate a sentence that didn’t mean in any way ‘Damn, about time!’. “It’s not too bad but what about Fluttershy, then?”

Applejack looked left and right, assuring herself that nothing and no one except for Twilight would hear. She leaned towards Twilight and gave one final look behind her, hoping not to have one of her aforementioned friends pop up out of nowhere.

“She can watch…” she whispered, one hand to the side of her mouth so that even her lip movements couldn't be seen. Her serious face struggled to remain so, until it succumbed to a vibrant chortle. The sudden burst of laughter caused her to slump back and roll of her chair, holding her belly so it wouldn't explode from sheer hilarity.

“A-Applejack!” Twilight struggled to not laugh and held her breath, causing her fingers to dig in the wooden boards. Her lips began trembling and eventually gave in. She eventually doubled over from laughter and joined her friend in the most immature of chortles. “Y-You’re terrible!”

“Ah don’t know why ah said that!” Applejack rolled on her belly and sent her long legs thrashing about, banging on her chair noisily. “What the hay happened to me?”

“You still did! Is that how you turn out when you’re alone?” Twilight’s laughter grew dreamier as she wiped the tears from her eyes.

“Well, there’s you, Twilight”

“Yeah, but that’s only because no one would believe me if I said that you of all people said that. It’s the perfect plan!” Twilight cleared her voice trying not to choke from her bout of hilarity. “Girls, Applejack just suggested Fluttershy is a voyeur, Rainbow Dash dyes her hair and that Pinkie Pie makes the worst parties.”

Applejack swooned over her drama chair, pulling off her best Rarity impression and even dropping her accent for it. Even better than Rarity’s herself. “This is the...worst...possible thing! How could you doubt your friend in such a heinous way?” Applejack blinked and scrunched up her mouth like she had just swallowed a sour lemon. “But wait...Rainbow does dye her hair.”

“It’s just an elaborate strategy! Add some truth among the lies, so you make them believable!”

“Guess ya can call me a criminal mastermind. then! Ah jus’ need a top hat and a fancy mustache to twirl.” Applejack grinned, stroking an imaginary mustache between her thumb and index finger.

“Yeah, that would complete the picture.” Twilight slumped back down on the chair, her voice going hoarse and coming out in sticky globs. “But seriously, though. I’m just being the usual Worry-about-everything Sparkle.”

“That’s why we came here after all. Ah’m myself glad ah can spend a few hours doin’ absolutely nothing. Ah had to work for two at the farm to have everything covered for today.” Applejack’s eyes pointed upwards and to the side. “Ah wonder if ah forgot somethin’...”

***

“Somebody help!” Applebloom flailed her arm around, grasping for help under the humongous pile of apples that had just fallen upon her. “Anyone!”

Sweetie Belle watched in horror as she held her hands over her mouth, her white dress flapping in the wind. “This was a bad idea!”

Scootaloo rolled her eyes and sighed. “I’ll go get the chainsaw.” she stopped and blinked, picking some leaves from her violet hair. “Or your brother. Maybe it’s better to call your brother.” She gave a sheepish grin.

“Ya think?” The pile of apple with Applebloom’s voice dripped with sarcasm.

***

“Uuumh...Nah! Nothing to worry about. Pretty sure of it.”

“Well, yeah, but…” Twilight sat on her rear and hugged her knees, resting her head on her legs.. “I wanted to do nothing with my friends.Is it that weird?”

“Well, ya still got me Twi.” Applejack chuckled and playfully ruffled Twilight’s hair. The librarian was kinda annoyed of having it happen twice in the same day, first by Pinkie Pie and then AJ, but the farmgirl’s simple display of care brought a warm smile to her lips and that was enough. She didn’t even attempt to fix her messy bangs.

“And here we are, the most responsible girl of the group and her surprisingly facetious friend...”

“Gesundheit.”

“But you know what? Why don’t we do something instead of nothing?” Twilight chirped, her finger pointing upwards and the metaphorical ting of an idea bulb. In fact, she dropped the metaphorical part and manifested a small spark of energy above her head.

“That’s so deep, Twilight. We had so many options and we choose to do something instead of nothing. Ah think I’m in love with ya and that big brain you got.” Applejack snickered, her hat hiding her cheshire grin but doing anything to muffle her prickling laughter.

“Will you stop with the sarcasm?!”

“Neveer!” she shouted and shook her fist at the heavens in defiance and gave another quiet snicker. Twilight rolled her eyes, unsure if she had just landed in a planet where everyone were smartasses.

“I was looking in this spellbook here and I found this, and I quote, ‘ incantation for those that find solace and wish to unwind.’

“Really? Guess that bringin’ your homeworks here was useful, after all.” Applejack crossed Twilight’s soul piercing gaze and nervously chuckled. “Ah’ll stop that now.”

“Wanna try this out? I swear that it’s safe and everything.”

“As long as ya don’t turn me into an orange.” Applejack got up from the chair and stood beside her bookworm friend, easily towering over her. As much as Twilight was sure of Applejack’s loving, compassionate and earnest nature of her her friend, she would’ve never dared to provoke that sheer pile of muscles her friend called a body. “You...don’t want to turn me in an orange, right?”

“Well, those freckles make you already look like one alright, so no harm done.” She hid her face behind the tome to hide a girlish snicker.

“Well, guess we are even. What do I have to do?”

“First, you have to remove your underpants.”

An uncomfortable silence fell on the girls, with Twilight's innocent face, most likely due to her not being aware of what she said, making the situation even more uncomfortable. A lot of words ran through Applejack's mind, but only one stood out: trouble. Trouble with the capital T.

“He he...Maybe my ears are not working properly t’day, but did ya just said that ah’ve got to remove mah underpants?”

“Oh, yes, sorry. I meant your swimsuit, technically.” She turned the page with a noise not unlike a stab in the back. “Yes, it clearly says that. There’s even a small picture of someone’s crotch, look!” She shoved the questionable content at Applejack’s face only for it to be swept away by a swift movement of her hand.

“Jus’...Where did ya get that book?”

“Princess Celestia Herself lent it to me from her personal library,” she said proudly, holding the tome to her chest, hugging it like a teddy bear. A teddy bear containing very naughty things.“She said I totally should’ve brought this with me next time I met with my friends and you know how much I trust my mentor.”

The cherry on top of Applejack’s day. Horrible thoughts about their own beloved ruler. “What does it have after the whole...underwear removal...thing?”

“Well, it says that I have to apply the spell to the nether regions and let the magic do its...magic.” Twilight’s eyes widened with worry. “Oh. Oh, my gosh.”

“Yeah, that’s kind o’ worthy of an ‘oh’.” AJ was kinda glad Twilight now had realized.

A ferocious blush assaulted Twilight’s cheeks and caused her to let go of the book like it was possessed by an ancient evil dwelling in its pages. “Gaaah! Just what the hay was the Princess thinking?!”

“M-maybe it’s not how it sounds like! What does it say after the nether parts?”

“It just…” Twilight's fingers twitched as they approached the book again and the girl winced once she found the page back. “Just...sort of stops. It says just the incantation but not its effect.”

“What are the rest of the spells in it, then?”

“Just normal things like calming spells, healing tunes, simple levitations, even one that makes the flowers grow. This one is the odd one out. Makes me wonder…” Twilight hung her head over her chest and sighed heavily.

“What ‘bout?” Applejack sat near her friend and placed a loving arm around her friend's shoulders.

“Maybe the Princess...just played me a prank!”

“No!” Applejack stepped back from her friend as if she had just suggested an act of high treason towards the crown. “Ya can’t really say that!”

“Perhaps that’s what it is. Just a prank!”

“Why would the Princess just play a prank on ya? Doesn’t she have something better to do? Like...ruling a nation?”

Applejack’s point flew right past Twilight’s purple striped head, who launched into yet another rant. “Oh sure, let’s prank Twilight!” she said with an air of mockery and royal dignity blended together. “She’ll believe anything the Princess says with a straight face. Maybe that’s what she thought! But she couldn’t do that, right? Unless...

Applejack closed her eyes and slammed both her hands on the chair, scaring Twilight out of her rant. She got up immediately, towering again over the small librarian. With a quick movement of her finely toned arms, she pulled down the lower part of her bathing suit, the sea breeze suddenly kissing her exposed skin.

“Woah!” Twilight formed a barrier in front of her with her hands, shielding herself from the exposed Apple sex. “What are you doing?!”

“Ah don’ want to see ya lose the trust you got in your mentor nor to think so badly of her. Ah won’t allow it.” Even while half naked, Applejack could still inspire an aura of motherly wisdom and authority like no other. “We all need some certainties in life and ah want you to keep yours!”

“A-Applejack...I’m glad you are thinking of me, but what if I hurt you or something?” Twilight removed her hands but still kept her eyelids shut, hoping to at least face Applejack in the right direction, having crawled frantically on the chair like a drunk ladybug. “What if something happens to you and I manage to hurt someone I care about just for a supposed prank?”

Applejack placed her hands on Twilight’s shoulders. “Because as you trust the Princess so much, I trust you. So open your eyes, do yer thing and stop worrying.”

With that, a warm smile formed on her lips and her friend’s soothing words overcame her fears. She opened her eyes with no shame and immediately settled upon Applejack’s crotch.

It was a luscious pink slit, winking among her smooth skin and nicely framed by the strong muscles rippling through her skin. There was no trace of pubic hair on it, not even a loose tuff to ruin that image straight out from a nude painting more than anything.

“Have you...shaved?”

“Guilty as charged.” Applejack chuckled.

That pink slit looked so smooth, so inviting to Twilight’s purple eyes. She tried to reach or it, but her hand came back down, unsure of what her hormone addled brain was suggesting. She flared her nostrils and took a quick whiff of her puffy lips, her head slightly spinning due to that pungent yet pleasant smell. It almost smelled like...not apples, of course. That would’ve been ridiculous.

“Hum...Twi? It’s a little weird so ya could jus’...do the thing?”

Twilight snapped out her bi-curious stupor. “Oh, yeah! Sorry.” She took a quick glance towards the picture in the book and moved her fingers like the spell prescribed, sticking out her index and pinky and poured her will into the form of a sphere. A luminescent ball of purple popped in the space between her fingers. She wondered why her magic always took that color, no matter how many times she tried to use another one. Not that she was displeased with purple. If anything, she would’ve painted her whole body purple!

“So...I have to touch you with this. May I go ahead?”

Applejack nodded, a drop of cold sweat on her brow.

The feeling of raw magic was strangely warm at the touch and it rolled her outer lips smoothly, drawing a shudder or two from AJ’s statuary physique. She bit her lip and soldiered on, noting that it was starting to get quite nice after all, sending icicles of pleasure all the way inside her. Applejack found herself moaning a little as her pussy was lubricating herself and gave tiny, squelching noises among the bbzzzt of Twilight’s orb working on her sex.

Her eyes widened as her flesh worked herself smoothly around the the more solid orb of light, her lips sliding with ease around it and exposing the inner pink treasure. Her hips began rocking back and forth against her will. Her heartbeat raced faster as that queer ecstasy made its way to her chest before she found one of voluptuous breast, greedily stroking it with a hungry hand. Her fingers slipped below the swimsuit and exposed one breast to the world, her perky nipple sticking out from that smooth flesh like a cherry.

“Uuum...Applejack?” Twilight’s hands stopped and locked her confused gaze with the farmgirl’s own, drunk with desire and sexual liberation.

“Don’t stop…” she hissed as she rolled one nipple between middle and ring finger finger, stroking that deliciously sensitive skin.

The pleasure came and went like waves hitting the shores, appropriately enough, as her hips continued rocking back and forth against the ball of light that strangely enough, didn’t feel like a ball anymore, being squashed with exceeding force by Applejack’s strong pelvis. It started to get longer and narrower and it gave out a more intense fizzling sensation, a sensation that short circuited her senses when it landed against her clitoris.

Her fleshy button twitched when the rejuvenating light enveloped around it, the warm sack of light kissing and arousing her sex. Soon, incoherent babbles and nonsense began spewing from her watery mouth.. Her free hand slipped among Twilight’s hair and gently stroked it; the mad thought of just shoving her lips against her, her soft tongue working her own magic, crossed her brain...

Her eyes rolled at the back at the head when she gave out an animalistic howl of pleasure and the fire in her stomach and chest exploded in a delirious swirling motion. A high pitched sound filled her ears and allowed to focus just in the raw pleasure dwelling in her body. A small sliver of drool ran down the side of her mouth when her lower muscles clamped and shuddered, sending a small trickle of warm juice onto Twilight Sparkle’s face as her butt softly fell on the warm sand. Twilight slumped back down on the chair, the magic sphere popping on her face.

“Youch!” Twilight yelped when her back hit the wooden board, her eyes obnoxiously inhabited by flicker of purple light. She blinked several times to get rid of them and focused on Applejack’s silhouette on the sand. “Are...are you okay, Applejack?”

“Y-Yeah…” She chuckled with mirth. “More than okay! Ya jus’ touched me a little with that and Zap!”

“What, the superhero?”

“Ya know what I meant. You know…” Applejack’s stammered, a nice shade of crimson appearing between her freckles. “Perhaps the Princess really meant that for ya. Perhaps...with a special friend...maybe. Some other time…” She couldn’t believe the words that were flowing out of her mouth, but there they were. “Perhaps...maybe you’d like to use some more of that stuff. With me, I mean.” The blushing felt like seething fire, a truth in her heart she had never noticed before. “Not that ah’m forcing ya or something. Ah mean ah liked that-I like ya! Not like ah don’t…”

Applejack stopped talking when she finally looked at Twilight’s face, a look of abject horror, disbelief and confusion etched on it. It looked as if all those emotions had blended together into a foul tasting smoothie.

“Ah knew it…” She pouted and gave a long, desperate sigh. “Jus’...forget what ah was saying. Just rambling and all. It’s not you were wanting more out of th—”

“Look between your legs, you silly girl!” Twilight shouted and pointed at Applejack’s crotch like one would point to an explosion.

Applejack looked and gulped loudly, a shiver of panic running up her spine. Right there, sprouting from her nethers and resting heavy on her belly, laid a penis.

It wasn’t particularly big and long, but it was perfectly proportioned and solidly built, with a smooth shaft, a soft head and a pulsating vein adorning it. It was twitching in the first seconds of its existence as it stood right where her clitoris was supposed to be.

“What.” Her hand trembled when she tried to touch the growing tube of flesh. “What?!”

“Oh my Stars and Moon!” Twilight yelled. “It was a prank! The cruelest, sexiest, most impractical prank of ever!”

Applejack’s lips stood trembling but no words came out of them. She finally managed to touch her new organ, which felt smooth at her touch. She circled her fingers around it to feel its growth, hardening to full length while a small drop of cum dropped out of her shaft. As she squeezed it, she felt an amazing sensation coming off of it. Her brain had not fully registered this new appendage, so each new sensation was heightened significantly.

“What do I do? What do we do?!” The librarian shot up from the chair and started pacing nervously back and forth. “I need more books, more spells, more powers and the full backup of all of Canterlot’s sorcerers! Princess Luna! Unless she isn’t on it, she will help me! She is a powerful sorcerer, too, of course. Applejack! Will you ever forgive me?” She turned towards her friend only to not find her splayed on the sand, but instead to find herself pulled into a lustful embrace, the farmgirl's large breasts pressed against her smaller chest.. “Applejack?”

“Maybe ah know what we have to do…” she purred, her organ pressing lovingly against Twilight's belly. Her lips moved down the Princess’ pupil neck and gave playful nibbles and passionate kisses, eliciting small moans and squeals of anticipation.

“Apple...jack…” Twilight watched with utmost amazement as her friend sat on the chair and presented her flaming, cock fully erect. Its head was glistening in the Sun for a loving coat of precum around it. Without thinking, Twilight went to her knees and stuck out her tongue towards it, trembling in fear at first, but soon steeling herself. It was slightly salty at the touch, so she swiftly kissed it and pursued it with her lips, rolling her tongue around the head. Its damp aura spread to her mouth and colored her cheeks with tint of virginal shame and arousal, but her tongue did not waver.

She kept rolling it back and forth in her mouth while Applejack got lost in that new sensation, riding the wave of its novelty like a rush of adrenaline. Twilight withdrew and took it from a different angle, sucking it with caution and care. With a loud smack she pulled it in and out of her mouth, smacking her lips obscenely while one of her fingers found Applejack’s female entrance. It was already wet, her juices dampening the farmgirl's luscious thighs.

Twilight was painfully unaware of the proper technique and her nails were painfully digging into the sensitive flesh but Applejack was willing to forgive a lot of things, especially when Twilight's head started bobbing up and down her cock, filling her mouth completely, sliding on her tongue and making a wet, popping noise that Applejack found incredibly erotic. She was slurping on her member like one would feast on a delicious candy bar.

In time, the pupil managed to work the throbbing shaft at the base of her throat, widening her maw in the process. She began to deepthroat it, the warmth of her mouth smothering Applejack's organ in an unexpected bliss. Her purple head rocked back and forth as she shoved more and more of the cock inside her, moving her tongue in harmonic motions. Twilight’s fingers were burrowing inside Applejack to give her friend a most pleasant of experience. The farmgirl showed her appreciation with a slow caress on Twilight's scalp.

It was weird, yes, absolutely insane, but this is where she wanted to be.

Twilight’s tongue was swishing on the underside of her penis as Applejack’s second head was lodged completely in her throat, the obscene smacking noise muffled by her eager mouth. Soon, both of Applejack’s hands were resting on her head, easing her in to continue in her obscene goals while her powerful legs lodged around Twilight’s small head. A small yelp of fear escaped the girl when she felt those powerful thigh so close to her head but was reassured by her excited moans.

She kept sucking harder and faster, swirling the penis in her mouth with wild abandon, working unspeakable heights of pleasure in the farmgirl’s loins. Applejack’s thrust grew quicker and worked themselves into a wilder rhythm as her cock head twitched and flared until it burst.

Simply burst.

Shot after shot of cum went flying down Twilight’s throat and spams of orgasmic might coursed through her body, causing her to quake to the last muscle tissue. She shot again and again, filling her friend’s mouth with waves of thick, musky seed that filled her mouth and throat, turning the surprised moans in throaty gasps and the sound of choking. As she felt herself becoming spent, Applejack slid the still turgid appendage out of her friend with a wet, popping sound and shot the rest on her chest with loud squelching noises as Twilight was coughing up the last intrusive spurts.

Applejack saw her pride going slowly flaccid as a small trickle of cum was still abandoning her and the afterglow coated her senses, that brief and yet perfect moment of bliss still poking through the sense of guilt. She did not enough time to even blink before the organ blinked out of existence,, leaving an electric sensation on her crotch and small trickles of cum dampening her tighs.

“Twilight!” she rushed to hug her friend. “Are you alright?”

She coughed one last time and loudly swallowed the rest of Applejack’s potent seed, its bitter taste sending her head spinning and its warmth still dwelling in her throat and belly like a cozy furnace. It felt uneasily weird but, still...it was from her friend. “I'm alright.” She managed to put up a smile and her friend smiled back at her before reprising the hug, her muscular showing a kindness so unlike their appearance.

“Ya wanna laugh?” AJ asked.

“Always.”

“I do feel more relaxed, now.” They both shared a quiet chuckle that wanted to turn into a roaring laughter like before but even if their will was strong, their flesh was simply spent. When they finished, Twilight ventured forth and brushed her lips against Applejack's.

“W-what was that for?”

“I do kinda like you.We can do this as much as you like.”

“Twi…” She leaned over, losing herself in the peaceful, brilliant eyes of her friend and puckered her lips, eager to meet hers as well, eager to hold her and prolong their time together as long as she could...until she heard a girlish giggle in the distance and the sound of steps on the sand.

“...and so I said ‘Oatmeal, are you crazy?’” Pinkie Pie giggled as she hugged Rainbow Dash from behind.

“Uh. That’s why. Makes sense to me.” Rainbow Dash let one arm slide from the party girl’s lock and gave her a playful pinch on her cheek, “You know, I lost nights of sleep over that oatmeal.”

Twilight's gasped and immediately covered her mouth to not be heard. With a swift motion of her hands, Applejack's bikini reappeared, covering her naked body. “We’ll talk later.” She winked and ran off to meet her friends.

“Hey, Twilight!” Pinkie Pie waved at her as the librarian came to meet them.

“Sup?” Rainbow shrugged.

“Girls! Where were you, by the way? I was a little worried.”

“We were just swimming, goofing off, having fun. Nothing too big.” Twilight turned to Applejack, who was back sunbathing with her hat pulled over the eyes. She was smirking smugly.

“We had a lot more than that, actually!” Pinkie Pie waved her eyebrows. “But I think we’ll have to wait for the others to tell them, because it’s so awesome, right Dashie?!” She threw herself into Rainbow’s embrace and squeezed hard, drawing an eyeroll and a weak smile out of the athlete.

“Well, guess there’s no hurry.” Rainbow playfully bopped her nose.

“Wait a minute…” Pinkie unlocked herself from Rainbow Dash and moved closer to Twilight’s face. She felt something warm and sticky sliding on her cheek and wanted the earth to swallow her.

Sadly, no giant chasm opened below her feet and Pinkie took a sample of the sticky liquid with a finger and put in her mouth.

“This tastes familiar!”

Author's Note

Well, after so long here's the third and final chapter. Hope you all liked my first and hoping not last foray into humanized clop. The epilogue is coming soon...ish.