A young man, having been in Equestria for five years, had scraped out a living as a warrior in the aristocracy of dragons. He was to be wedded to the young princess, a beautiful and serene dragoness…when a pony comes in and kills the bride…Our young warrior and prince…goes berserk.

A story written in exactly 1001 words as per the 1000 word minimum.

Enjoy the stuff I pooped out my butt,(I apparently can't swear), because of the cookie I sold my soul for. Honestly…I know it's terrible. I simply don't have a care left to give. Downvote, upvote, do whatever you want. Just don't be rude. Crude. Or generally demeaning. I don't tolerate senseless bullying. If you want to criticize the story, go ahead. It's been a while since I've written anything this coherent.

I'd appreciate it if you guys would try to keep your comments objective, though. If I read people saying 'I should burn this, then set myself on fire' again, I'm not going to be a happy camper, and I'm definitely going to report it.

Well, time for more stories to read.
Au Revoir,
ISA