To Equestriaby Scooty DashChaptersChapter 1: Rage against natureChapter 2: To Equestria. Chapter 3: In the Old DaysChapter 4: A Pain in the HeadChapter 5: BarehoofChapter 6: Bad NewsChapter 1: Rage against natureTo EquestriaChapter 1: Rage against nature It was a warm summer day in Austin, Texas. The type of weather that baseball is played best in, but the Achievement Hunters were playing their type of baseball. “He shit his pants!!!” screamed Michael “Rage Quit” Jones, nearly pissing himself from laughing. “False alarm guys, I’m clean,” Geoff said with a chuckle from all the chaos that had happen in few minutes before. Geoff and Gavin were doing a let’s play of MLB 2K12, which Gavin was quite rubbish at, when Geoff laugh so hard that he thought he had shit his pants. He was relieved that his fears were mere thoughts in his head. “Did you shit your pants?” asked Gavin eager to know if he had mange to make his boss shit himself. “No asshole,” Geoff said with a smile, “now will you get good at baseball so you won’t hit my daughter in the cheek again.” The week before Gavin had thrown his first baseball to Geoff daughter, Millie. Instead of Millie’s hands catching the smooth rubber ball, her cheek caught it instead. After an Inning or two, our heroes were done. Getting the video and audio ready to be edited, Michael walked in eager to know if they were done. “Are you dipshits almost done?” Michael said who was waiting to go out to Jersey Mikes for lunch. “Yeah we just finished. I got absolutely mallard,” said Gavin with a look of a disappointment. He actually thought he would have won. All of sudden, there was a sizeable earthquake. It came with no warning what so ever. “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!” screamed Michael thinking Gavin was messing with him again Gavin was well known for trolling people. Michael still remembers when Gavin burned down their Minecraft house with Michael still in it. “GAVIN, WHAT DID YOU DO DIPSHIT!?!” yelled Michael, more scared than angry. “I didn’t do anything Micoo, I swear!” Gavin said in a scared tone that resembled a Japanese school girl. “Fuck, earthquake!” Geoff screamed in terror. Even the veteran that was brave enough to push a woman reporter aside to get in a tank to avoid napalm that was accidently fired during a training exercise, was scared that today was his day to die. In a room full of idiots, at least he’ll die in room with beer and video games, too. “Quick, protect the equipment.” Jack said knowing that Burnie would have their ass if the equipment was destroyed, earthquake or not. “FUCK THAT I’M OUT OF HERE.” Michael said running for the door. He would not die in this room with these idiots. If he was to die, he would die yelling at Gavin to hand him his shotgun to blow the head off the zombie eating his arm. Before Michael could reach the door, Barbara was in there. Standing in the doorway was the office marketer, the pun master herself, Barbara Dunkelman. “Burnie wanted me to tell ya’ll that only he can scream and rant about imaginary earthquakes,” Barbara said with no urgency at all. “THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, IT’S A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE. WE ARE GOING TO DIE.” Michael said louder than any of his rage quit videos. “SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL,” came from the office across the hall, the office of Gus Sorola. All of a sudden the earthquake stopped, leaving the achievement hunters wondering what happened. “The fuck, it just stopped,” said Ray Narvaez Jr. who had been quiet this whole time. He was too busy trying to get his final achievement in Doom. “Whatever the fuck ya’ll are doing. You need to stop. Burnie is pissed with all this noise plus the equipment in the back is damage. Burnie is giving ya’ll the rest of the day off because they’re going to cut into the wall to get to the wires to fix them.” Barbara said. Barbra walked back to the back to help with calling someone to cut into the wall. “Okay guys let’s all just go home. I need to go home and think about what just happened.” Jack said heading out Princess what should we do,” Twilight asked Celesia what should we do with the disaster that is to unfold. “I do not know twilight. Nopony should know of this meeting. This is between you and me. We need to think of a solution to our problem. If you think of any think come to me and we will discuss it. I will do the same,” Celesia said in an uncertain tone. This was the first time Twilight ever heard the Princess so unsure on what to do. She could only hope that everything would be alright. The Princess had said that there was going to be disaster. A villain was on his way to Equestria to destroy it once and for all. She did not know who it would be nor when it would be. All she did know was it would be worse than nightmare moon. She said it would hytomtise and cause chaos thought out Equestria. It would try to destroy Ponyville. It would not be the first time they seen it. It will be horrid. Twilight teleported back to her library, she needed to think about what to do next. “Hey, twilight where have you been, where have you been. I’ve looked everywhere for you. I looked at the library, Sugarcube Corner, Fluttershy cottage, sweet apple acres, rainbow dash house, even rarity’s boutique,” Spike said getting lovers eyes with that last one. Twilight knew she shouldn’t talk about this with any other pony or well dragon. ‘he my loyal assistant. He won’t tell anyone and he can help me think of what to do.’ “Spike can you keep a secret that you cannot tell anypony,” Twilight asked Spike staring deep into his eyes. “Yes you can truth me as you would truth Applejack,” Spiked said staring back into twilights eyes. “Well the princess told me not tell anypony but…..” Chapter 2: To Equestria. Chapter 2: To Equestria. To EquestriaChapter 2: To Equestria After 3 years, the ponies had fought discord which they had thought that he was the thing that would bring chaos and destruction, but they were badly mistaken. They did not know but the bringer of chaos was right under the noses. “Banananananana,” Gavin screamed out, out of nowhere. “And I missed you,” Michael continued. “Banananananana,” screamed the rest of the Achievement Hunters. “And I need you,” Ray sung. “Banananananana,” the Achievement Hunters sang in harmony waiting for ray to sing the next words. “I don’t know the words after that,” Ray said going back to collect oil. The Achievement Hunters were playing a PC game of Minecraft for their let’s play to the Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun (beeyetch). They had a new Achievement Hunter among them to help them on PC. Ryan Haywood, AKA the mad king, was the website manager (and still is) till he was asked to be the Achievement Hunter computer guy. Probably what he is best known for is Edgar, a cow that he keeps at his Minecraft house in a hole. “OK, now we need to get some tin,” Ryan said getting some items from a chest to start construction on a rocket. “Is it this stuff,” Geoff asked showing Ryan his screen. “Yeah, bring it to me,” said Ryan crafting the items for a rocket. Unknownist to them they were in for a shock of a lifetime, and for some a dream come true. “Potions, Potions, red and blue, let the words I say come true” chanted a red and tan zebra. He had a mane just like his sister Zecora, but it was darker. He had Golden rings around his legs. They shined in the sun and were very elegant, but the thing that made him different from other zebras was his eyes. No other zebra had red eyes let alone dragon eyes. “Dark magic of Sombra, I welcome thee, let the bounds of the six break free,” chanted the mysterious zebra, putting a potion in a cauldron. “Take them here, take them there but not to my secret lair,” he chanted more, while potion in the cauldron was turning purple. “Not yet at least, for I need to ready the beast,” the pony chanted. He had evil in his eyes. He knew what he wanted and he was going to get it. (Spoiler alert) “Let my evil deeds come true and many mo for I am Machafuko*,” at that moment, a wind came through the room making his cages swing and sway, The wind knocked some potion books off the shelf, but Machafuko did not care for the time he had waited for to come was near. Thunder clouds appeared at the ceiling of the hut. Lighting came out almost setting the hut and the Everfree forest ablaze. In a flash, literally a flash, the wind and thunder clouds disappeared. The only thing left was an empty caldron and a zebra with an evil smile on his face. “Just blaze,” yelled Ray in his rocket ready to be the second man on the moon which was going to be hard since there was a tree above his rocket. “10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 LIFT OFF,” Yelled the Achievement Hunters, except Gavin who was on the moon dying of suffication since he had no oxygen supply. Instead of a lift off, their computers crashed. This had been happening for a while now ever since Gavin got on the moon. “Goddamnit,” yelled Michael who was frustrated. They had already tried getting to the moon 5 times but each time the computers crashed. “OK, lets restart Minecraft,” Ryan said clicking on the Minecraft shortcut. Instead of Minecraft a word document came up saying. ‘This is a message for the six of you for your bounds are broken in two’ Ryan puzzled by the message said, “that’s weird. I need to see wh-“before Ryan could finish his statement a bright light filled the room blinding all of them. A huge bang that they were sure would make them go deaf filled the room. The bright light was then replaced with a tunnel of different colors. Many many colors were in the tunnel, some never ever seen by any of them before. Then Ryan could see the light at the end of the tunnel. “This is not going to be good,” were Ryan last words before he lost conscious along with the rest of the Achievement Hunters. Whatever they were in for, It was big. Chapter 3: In the Old DaysTo EquestriaChapter 3: Machafuko's plan was simple. He wanted to bring humans, the oldest and scariest of old mare stories, to Equestria to cause chaos and destruction throughout the land; and thanks to ponies fears of humans, riots and anarchy would destroy the governments of Equestria. “OK, the hard part is over.” said Machafuko trotting over to a journal laid out on a table next to a pen. (you may be saying that didn’t rhyme. Well zebra don’t have to rhyme everything just for potions. Zecora only does it because it is fun.) “Now what should I do now?” He said to himself thinking on what to do next. He didn’t have anything planned for today. No spells or potions to create, just free time. “Well I might as well go into town for a bit.” Machafuko said to himself. He wondered how that astronomer pony, Stella Comet, was doing. He didn’t like to admit it but he had a crush on her. He just didn’t know how to impress her. He was an expert in potion and spells but not in the field of ponies. He’s an expert in the field of humans which you can probably already guess that there are none in Equestria. He did hear stories about a place where humans once lived in Equestria. He could never find where it was but he knew it existed. The story goes like this, a few years after Luna was banished to the moon a band of 10 humans came here in a flash of light. All were male, and could not be sent back. Celestia had never seen the magic that sent them here. The size of the magic was off the scale. These types of appearances had happened for many years but stopped just before nightmare moon returned. Nopony knows what had sent them here but all they know is that they were to be feared. They were very violent type of creatures. Ponies had died at these creatures hands. Machafuko gathered his things and headed off to town, the town of Barehoof. The group of six awoke to find themselves in a room tied to chairs and above them a light shining brightly into their faces. The room was a dull shade of gray with no bright colors to be found. The only thing in their besides table and chairs and a bright light was a mirror in front of them that had a little speaker on it, one that you would find at the bank. “Where are we?” Geoff said trying to scratch his head but finding he was bound to a chair. “Why am I tied to a chair!?!” Geoff screamed out in a panic thinking that they were robbed and were taken as hostages to be sold for ransom. “Why the fuck am I tied to a fucking chair!” screamed Michael in more rage then confusion. “Goddamnit Gavin what the fuck did you do!” “I didn’t do anything Micoo!” Gavin said in his typical British accent. “Ha, Micoo.” said Jack who loves it whenever Gavin calls Michael Micoo. “Hey, Michael is it just me or do those wall looks a little animated,” Ray said noticing the walls despite their dull grayness did look a little animated. “No, it’s not just you Ray, I see it too.” Michael said confirming what Ray was saying was true. “Hey, what about Ryan, where is he?” Jack looked around looking for Ryan. “He's right beside me, sorry for my Puerto Rican fatness.” Ray said with a chuckle. Ray always did look at the bright side of these situations. Ryan hit the full force of the spell Machafuko used to summon them to Equestria. Unknown to most ponies besides unicorns, teleportation spells can be like running into a brick wall. It takes a master of magic to turn that brick wall into a cloud wall. Suddenly a voice was heard from the speaker on the glass. With a voice from the interrogator in black ops, the voice said “Who are you from left to right.” “From your left or our left asshole,” Michael said in his true rage voice. “Our left,” the voice said in a very loud stern voice. The voice muttered something under its breath. Something about humans and violent. “Ok, I’m Geoff,” said Geoff “I’m Michael” muttered Michael “Repeat that,” said the voice with a voice that could pierce your soul. “MICHAEL!” Michael shouted at the top his lungs. “Thank you, now who is the next person,” the voice said cold and heartless. “I’m Gavin,” Gavin said in stuttering voice, then turning to Michael and mouthing ‘I’m scared’ which Michael mouthed back ‘I don’t care’. “I’m Ray, now could we possibly get your name,” Ray said with a smirk. “Silence!!!” The voice yelled out. “You shall speak when spoken too,” the voice said “now who is the last one.” “Oh, his name is Ryan,” said Ray pointing his head at Ryan. “OK, now this is how this is going to work. Ya’ll will do what we say. There will not be any resistance too what we say or we will be forced to kill you. If any of you have any questions I am all ears,” the voice said with no emotions especially at kill. “Well for first where are we,” said Geoff erring to know where they were. “You, Humans, are in Equestria,” the voice said with some joy for the first time. “NO WAY,” Ray and Michael screamed out in unison. “Wait you know of Equestria,” said the voice in surprise. “Goddamnit, why can’t I just die,” Geoff said in pure disgust knowing they were kidnapped by bronies. “Yeah we watch your show all the time,” Ray and Michael said in together. “Our show?” the confused voice said thinking they had smoked some herb before coming here. “Yeah, you’re on a show called My Little Pony Friendship is Magic,” said Michael before Ray could say a word. “So you know all about our culture and our customs,” the voice said hoping it didn’t have to go through integrating humans to a world of ponies. “Yeah,” Ray said beating Michael this time. “Well OK, I will now show you where you live in the time you are here,” said the voice getting up from its chair and heading to the door. The door became to open and a figure moved into the light. Ray and Michael mouths hung open at who it was. It was Princess Celestia Chapter 4: A Pain in the HeadTo EquestriaChapter 4: A Pain in the Head The princess herself was doing the interrogation. The humble, kind, thoughtful, princess was the one who was the cold heartless voice. “YOU!?!, you were the one behind the mic,” said Michael in the most befuddled face ever. “Yes, humans in Equestria is not the best of circumstances. I have to know that they will cause no trouble,” she said with a blank face. “I have done this many times before; you are not the first of your kind to be here. We do not know what happens to send you here,” she continued to explain. “Is your friend OK,” she said motioning to where Ryan was. “I don’t know, you said you done this many times before. Does this usually happen?” Ray said Ray said in a slightly concern face. He was more concern with Geoff and Jack who were trying to pinch themselves awake, and Gavin who was about to shit himself because even though he didn’t watch the show he knew he was sitting before a god who could raise the fucking sun and moon. “No, some of them came here with scars and some dead from trauma. They were usually soaking wet and looked like they were in a ship wreck,” she said dumbfounded. She walked over to Ryan and her horn lit up. A magical aura surrounded Ryan. “As far as I can tell, he just has a concussion; a minor one thankfully.” “So how long will it be before he wakes up,” Ray asked hoping that his friend would not be out too long. “I do not know, it is a minor one so I hope he will wake up later today. For now till your friend wakes up, you will stay in a cell,” she said in firm voice. “A CELL!!!?!!?!! WHY A FUCKING CELL; WE HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING BUT GET TELPORTED HERE TO THIS LOVELY PLACE,” Michael screamed out. It was true that he was excited to be in the place him and Ray and many more had dream of going ever since they watch the show but he did not want to go there just to sit in a fucking cell. “Well, all of you will be put in a holding cell until your friend wakes up. Plus with that language you may just stay there,” she said with a look of disgust. “Well fuc-,” Michael started to say but stopped when Celestia gave him a sharp gaze. Michael sighed and said “can you at least untie us,” taking control of his anger. After untieing the six of them, Celestia showed them to their cell. It was hard to get the rest of them besides Ray and Michael. Geoff and Jack still thought they were in a dream, Gavin was scared shitless, and Ryan well wasn’t it obvious. To all of their surprise the “holding cell” was actually a 5 star hotel room. “This is not a holding cell, this is a 5 star hotel. Now I know I’m dreaming,” said Geoff with his mouth hung wide open. “Well in Equestria, we don’t really have crime so when one is committed it will take awhile to get a court together,” she said in a concern voice, “I do know a lot about your culture from the many humans who came before you.” Celestia hated when they had to put ponies, well humans in this case, in holding cell. Celestia felt a tap on her flank and look to see a petrified Gavin. “Um Princess,” Gavin started in a shaky voice, “what will happen when Ryan wakes up.” Gavin was terrified about what would happen. The reason was that he was scared that he may never get to play video games again, plus he was scarred that he would make the princess mad and she would sun-blaze punch him into the sun. “Well, my student and her friends will come and take you to a place where the last humans were sent to wait till we could send them back,” she said in a gentle kind voice seeing that Gavin was scared. “YOU MEAN WE WILL BEABLE TO BE SENT BACK,” Gavin yelled with a smile that was about to rip his face in half. “Well, no, the groups of humans before you never did make it back. They all died out and some,” she said with a tear coming to her eye, “some were hanged. Humans are the only species here to ever get the death penalty,” she said in a voice as soft as angels. “So, we can’t go back,” Ray cutted in on the conversation. “for as right now, but things can always change,” She said while a gentle smile appeared on her face. At that very moment, a voice like Jack said, “What happened,” but Jack mouth never opened. The six of them including Celestia looked at Ryan who was now rubbing his head and wondering what just happened. Chapter 5: BarehoofTo EquestriaChapter 5: Barehoof After Celesia and Ryan six friends explained to him what had happened and what was going too happened, it was time for bed. Sadly tonight Celesia would not be able to sleep for she had to deal with her guests. She had to assign beds to the six for they could not agree on which one was who’s. After she had the beds assigned, it was time to send a letter to her faithful students and her friends. “So how long do you think it will take till they can send us back,” Gavin said in his famous British accent to his coworkers while lying in his bed. “Gavin, you little shit, didn’t you hear her say that they had not send anyone back ever. People had been coming to this fucking wonderful place for thousands of years and none of them had been sent back,” Michael said in his infamous anger. “Goddamnit, guys do you not get that we may never go back home,” Geoff said in a panic. The guys had never seen Geoff panic like this. In these types of he would make a joke or yell at Gavin. “Guys we may never get to go to our homes again, we may never get to see are friends and family ever again,” he said on the verge of tears. When they saw his eye tearing up, they knew they were in something very real and could very likely become a living nightmare. “Guys, let’s just get some sleep. It’s been a long day and we need to rest. We can figure out what we are going to do tomorrow,” Jack said knowing that they needed rest so could think more clearly. “Jack is right we need to sleep,” Said Ryan turning over on his side to go to sleep. “Good night guys,” he said before focusing on going to sleep. “Yeah,” Geoff said wiping his eyes with a big sniff, “good night guys,” he said before doing the same as Ryan. “Good night guys,” Ray said face on his pillow and arm over the side of the bed. “Good night guys and Gavin,” Michael said punching Gavin at that last part. Surprisingly Gavin didn’t move or grunt or anything. This surprised Michael. “Gavin what the fuck is wrong with you,” he yelled at Gavin. Gavin still said noting and just laid there on his side. Michael started to wonder what was wrong. Even in the worst of time Gavin would still acknowledge him when he punch him or yell at him. Then he heard it, he heard the muffled crying coming from Gavin. “Gavin are you Ok,” Michael said in a gentle voice no one had ever heard come from him. He said getting closer to Gavin. “Gavin it will be OK I promise,” Michael said put his hand on Gavin’s shoulder. “Really Michael,” Gavin whispered with tears in his eyes. “Yeah buddy I promise. Just we need to go to sleep right now,” he said in a voice like an angel. “Well OK,” Gavin said with a sniffle, “I’ll go to sleep now. Good nite Micoo,” Gavin said in his typical British accent. “Ha Micoo,” was heard from Jack, and with that the Achievement Hunter fell asleep. Unknown for what they were in for. “GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY,” were the words the Achievement Hunters were awoken too. All of them awoke to the same pink face in their face. “But mom it’s only 6:30 on a Saturday. Let me sleep in,” said a sleepy Geoff who was rolling over to sleep some more. “No silly, it is 8 O’ Clock which means you are fixing to be on your way to see your new home,” the pink pony said bouncing off the walls. “Pinkie we went over this we would come and introduce ourselves together,” said a purple unicorn. “NO WAY,” said ray and Michael and Ray said together, “YOU ARE TWILIGHT SPARKLE,” “Um yes, I am,” she said surprise, “How do you know my name,” “BECAUSE YOU ARE ON OUR FAVORITE TV SHOW MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC,” they said together again. “Ummmm,” was all Twilight could get out before the Princess could enter. “Girls could you leave for a minute,” she said in a very serious tone that none of the ponies had ever heard her in. “Um sure princess,” Twilight said with a bow, “come on girls let’s go,” “Ok boys this is how this is going to work,” Celesia said in a firm tone, “those six ponies will escort you to the place where you will stay. You will not talk to them and they will not talk to you. You will do what they say and follow their lead. It will take you about 5 minutes to get there since you will take the chariot. Do you have any questions?” Scared out of their wits for how serious the Princess was they said nothing. The princess then went and brought the six ponies back into the room. “Girls, you know where you are suppose to take these men right?” the princess asked the six ponies. “Yes princess, we know,” they said with certainty. “Oh, did spike bring the elements,” She asked Twilight remembering what they were forgetting. “Yes he did. SPIKE!!!!!!” she yelled out calling for the purple dragon who entered the room with a box. Twilight magically levitated the elements onto the 6 ponies including her necks. “Ok now the chariot is right outside on the left,” the princess said leading them out of the room. “I’m counting on you to do this right, do not mess up,” “We won’t let you down princess,” they said climbing onto the chariot. Soon they were off to the town. All six Achievement Hunters were thinking the same thought. What was going to happen to them? They all thought different thing would happen but all of them were bad. A After 5 minutes twilight said, “Here we are everypony,” pointing to a small town right outside ponyville, “Gentlecolts, this will be your new home, the town of Barehoof,” Chapter 6: Bad NewsTo Equestria Chapter 6: Bad News Machafuko was right outside the observatory. He stopped right there at the door. He was about to knock but stopped. He could not. For a zebra who was not scared of anything from a manticore to a cockatrice, he was afraid to knock on the door. He hated to admit but he had a big crush on the unicorn inside. Stella Comet, the town astronomer and scientist, she loved to look at planets and read books. He and Stella had been friends ever since he came to live in this town. Now, after about 3 or 4 years he had made many friends. Along with Stella, he was friends with a griffon named Leeroy Jenkins, two Pegasus named Scooty Dash and Sir Rage, and an earth pony named Handyhooves. The six of them were very close friends with each other. They would help each other out when they needed it. Suddenly the door opened surprising Machafuko. The light blue, golden maned, unicorn stepped out and was a little startled seeing Machafuko at her door. Machafuko just stared into her big golden eyes, frozen like a deer in the headlight. “Um, I’m sorry Stella I didn’t mean to startle you,” Machafuko said breaking the silence. “Oh, um it’s ok so what did you come here for,” Stella said still a little shaken from the sudden encounter. “Oh I came over to see if you were busy and see if you wanted to hang out today,” Machafuko said scared. His heart was racing and his whole face was blushing but lucky his crimson fur covered up the blush. “Well I don’t have anything important today. All I was going to do today was read some books,” she said putting some books in her saddle bag. “That’s cool so what where were you going before I interrupted you,” Fuko said trying to keep the conversation going. “Oh I was going too-,” was all Stella mange to get out before the green Pegasus flew up to them, interrupting their conversation. “Oh thank goodness,” the green Pegasus said panting, “I been looking for you too. We have not really a problem but a very eventful thing to happen,” he continued to speak showing he was out of breath with his pants. “Ok, Rage calm down. What is going on,” Stella asked in her calm firm voice. “You wouldn’t believe me if I said it, I have to show you follow me,” Sir Rage said trotting back to his house. He would of flied back but he was too tired. One thought was in Sir Rage head ‘Stella and Fuko are going to freak when they see this.’ Coltcuddling warning 30 minutes earlier “Hey Scooty, what is for breakfast,” the green Pegasus said walking down the stairs. He had a weird dream last night. He dreamed that a zebra tried to take over Equestria and he and his friends had to stop it but the weirdest thing was Fuko was not in it. “Oh, um, I fixing some oat meal honey,” Scooty said as Rage entered the kitchen. Rage walked over to Scooty seeing how breakfast was going. Rage kissed Scooty necks with a light peck. “Hey there big boy, can we do this after I’m done cooking. I don’t want a repeat of last time,” Scooty said remembering what happened last time they “Played” in the kitchen. It took a week to clean everything from underneath the fridge. “Ok, but after you get done I get to have that nice plot of yours,” Scooty said going to sit down before he heard a knock at the door. “Hey could you get that honey,” Scooty said since he was busy cooking. “Sure thing, be right back,” Rage said walking towards the door. He opened it to be surprised by 6 ponies at his door. Not just anyponies, these were the elements of harmony. The ponies that defeated Discord, Nightmare Moon, and even the queen of the changelings, were standing right outside his house. “A-Are You Twi-Twilight Spark-Sparkle,” he asked in complete shock. “Um yes I am, are you Scooty Dash,” she asked him seeing he was surprised of their present. “No, but he’s here though. Do you want me to go get him?” he said gaining his composure again. “Oh yes please get him. We have a very important task for him from the Princess herself,” she said in a firm voice. Rage went into the kitchen with so much excitement he could bounce off the walls. “Honey, guess who is at the door?” Rage asked with the biggest grin on his face. “Who?” Scooty said just finishing making the oat meal. “It is the elements of harmony!!!! They came to give you a task straight from the Princess!!!!” Rage said with so much excitement. Once he heard that Scooty head dropped. He knew what the news was and he had hoped he would never get it. “Rage, dear, can you go to the bedroom for a bit. I need to talk to Twilight in private,” he asked rage. “Oh ok, tell me when I can come out,” he said seeing something changed in Scooty but he just though he didn’t know how to take the news. Scooty walked to the door and opened it. Before Twilight could speak, the orange Pegasus stated, “I know why you are here, please come inside,” Scooty and Twilight talked about the situation and how to handle it. The rest of the ponies stayed outside by the chariot watching over the six Achievement Hunters. They were becoming annoyed about having to stay by a chariot and have no freedom. They could not talk or anything. It was summed up best by what Michael thought ‘This fucking sucks more than playing Chatherine’. After over half an hour of Scooty and Twilight talking, they finally finished and came out of the two story house. “Ok, now that we are done talking,” Scooty said then turning his head at the six humans, “would ya’ll be kind and follow me inside,” he said motioning his hoof at his house.
Chapter 1: Rage against natureTo EquestriaChapter 1: Rage against nature It was a warm summer day in Austin, Texas. The type of weather that baseball is played best in, but the Achievement Hunters were playing their type of baseball. “He shit his pants!!!” screamed Michael “Rage Quit” Jones, nearly pissing himself from laughing. “False alarm guys, I’m clean,” Geoff said with a chuckle from all the chaos that had happen in few minutes before. Geoff and Gavin were doing a let’s play of MLB 2K12, which Gavin was quite rubbish at, when Geoff laugh so hard that he thought he had shit his pants. He was relieved that his fears were mere thoughts in his head. “Did you shit your pants?” asked Gavin eager to know if he had mange to make his boss shit himself. “No asshole,” Geoff said with a smile, “now will you get good at baseball so you won’t hit my daughter in the cheek again.” The week before Gavin had thrown his first baseball to Geoff daughter, Millie. Instead of Millie’s hands catching the smooth rubber ball, her cheek caught it instead. After an Inning or two, our heroes were done. Getting the video and audio ready to be edited, Michael walked in eager to know if they were done. “Are you dipshits almost done?” Michael said who was waiting to go out to Jersey Mikes for lunch. “Yeah we just finished. I got absolutely mallard,” said Gavin with a look of a disappointment. He actually thought he would have won. All of sudden, there was a sizeable earthquake. It came with no warning what so ever. “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!” screamed Michael thinking Gavin was messing with him again Gavin was well known for trolling people. Michael still remembers when Gavin burned down their Minecraft house with Michael still in it. “GAVIN, WHAT DID YOU DO DIPSHIT!?!” yelled Michael, more scared than angry. “I didn’t do anything Micoo, I swear!” Gavin said in a scared tone that resembled a Japanese school girl. “Fuck, earthquake!” Geoff screamed in terror. Even the veteran that was brave enough to push a woman reporter aside to get in a tank to avoid napalm that was accidently fired during a training exercise, was scared that today was his day to die. In a room full of idiots, at least he’ll die in room with beer and video games, too. “Quick, protect the equipment.” Jack said knowing that Burnie would have their ass if the equipment was destroyed, earthquake or not. “FUCK THAT I’M OUT OF HERE.” Michael said running for the door. He would not die in this room with these idiots. If he was to die, he would die yelling at Gavin to hand him his shotgun to blow the head off the zombie eating his arm. Before Michael could reach the door, Barbara was in there. Standing in the doorway was the office marketer, the pun master herself, Barbara Dunkelman. “Burnie wanted me to tell ya’ll that only he can scream and rant about imaginary earthquakes,” Barbara said with no urgency at all. “THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, IT’S A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE. WE ARE GOING TO DIE.” Michael said louder than any of his rage quit videos. “SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL,” came from the office across the hall, the office of Gus Sorola. All of a sudden the earthquake stopped, leaving the achievement hunters wondering what happened. “The fuck, it just stopped,” said Ray Narvaez Jr. who had been quiet this whole time. He was too busy trying to get his final achievement in Doom. “Whatever the fuck ya’ll are doing. You need to stop. Burnie is pissed with all this noise plus the equipment in the back is damage. Burnie is giving ya’ll the rest of the day off because they’re going to cut into the wall to get to the wires to fix them.” Barbara said. Barbra walked back to the back to help with calling someone to cut into the wall. “Okay guys let’s all just go home. I need to go home and think about what just happened.” Jack said heading out Princess what should we do,” Twilight asked Celesia what should we do with the disaster that is to unfold. “I do not know twilight. Nopony should know of this meeting. This is between you and me. We need to think of a solution to our problem. If you think of any think come to me and we will discuss it. I will do the same,” Celesia said in an uncertain tone. This was the first time Twilight ever heard the Princess so unsure on what to do. She could only hope that everything would be alright. The Princess had said that there was going to be disaster. A villain was on his way to Equestria to destroy it once and for all. She did not know who it would be nor when it would be. All she did know was it would be worse than nightmare moon. She said it would hytomtise and cause chaos thought out Equestria. It would try to destroy Ponyville. It would not be the first time they seen it. It will be horrid. Twilight teleported back to her library, she needed to think about what to do next. “Hey, twilight where have you been, where have you been. I’ve looked everywhere for you. I looked at the library, Sugarcube Corner, Fluttershy cottage, sweet apple acres, rainbow dash house, even rarity’s boutique,” Spike said getting lovers eyes with that last one. Twilight knew she shouldn’t talk about this with any other pony or well dragon. ‘he my loyal assistant. He won’t tell anyone and he can help me think of what to do.’ “Spike can you keep a secret that you cannot tell anypony,” Twilight asked Spike staring deep into his eyes. “Yes you can truth me as you would truth Applejack,” Spiked said staring back into twilights eyes. “Well the princess told me not tell anypony but…..”
Chapter 2: To Equestria. Chapter 2: To Equestria. To EquestriaChapter 2: To Equestria After 3 years, the ponies had fought discord which they had thought that he was the thing that would bring chaos and destruction, but they were badly mistaken. They did not know but the bringer of chaos was right under the noses. “Banananananana,” Gavin screamed out, out of nowhere. “And I missed you,” Michael continued. “Banananananana,” screamed the rest of the Achievement Hunters. “And I need you,” Ray sung. “Banananananana,” the Achievement Hunters sang in harmony waiting for ray to sing the next words. “I don’t know the words after that,” Ray said going back to collect oil. The Achievement Hunters were playing a PC game of Minecraft for their let’s play to the Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun (beeyetch). They had a new Achievement Hunter among them to help them on PC. Ryan Haywood, AKA the mad king, was the website manager (and still is) till he was asked to be the Achievement Hunter computer guy. Probably what he is best known for is Edgar, a cow that he keeps at his Minecraft house in a hole. “OK, now we need to get some tin,” Ryan said getting some items from a chest to start construction on a rocket. “Is it this stuff,” Geoff asked showing Ryan his screen. “Yeah, bring it to me,” said Ryan crafting the items for a rocket. Unknownist to them they were in for a shock of a lifetime, and for some a dream come true. “Potions, Potions, red and blue, let the words I say come true” chanted a red and tan zebra. He had a mane just like his sister Zecora, but it was darker. He had Golden rings around his legs. They shined in the sun and were very elegant, but the thing that made him different from other zebras was his eyes. No other zebra had red eyes let alone dragon eyes. “Dark magic of Sombra, I welcome thee, let the bounds of the six break free,” chanted the mysterious zebra, putting a potion in a cauldron. “Take them here, take them there but not to my secret lair,” he chanted more, while potion in the cauldron was turning purple. “Not yet at least, for I need to ready the beast,” the pony chanted. He had evil in his eyes. He knew what he wanted and he was going to get it. (Spoiler alert) “Let my evil deeds come true and many mo for I am Machafuko*,” at that moment, a wind came through the room making his cages swing and sway, The wind knocked some potion books off the shelf, but Machafuko did not care for the time he had waited for to come was near. Thunder clouds appeared at the ceiling of the hut. Lighting came out almost setting the hut and the Everfree forest ablaze. In a flash, literally a flash, the wind and thunder clouds disappeared. The only thing left was an empty caldron and a zebra with an evil smile on his face. “Just blaze,” yelled Ray in his rocket ready to be the second man on the moon which was going to be hard since there was a tree above his rocket. “10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 LIFT OFF,” Yelled the Achievement Hunters, except Gavin who was on the moon dying of suffication since he had no oxygen supply. Instead of a lift off, their computers crashed. This had been happening for a while now ever since Gavin got on the moon. “Goddamnit,” yelled Michael who was frustrated. They had already tried getting to the moon 5 times but each time the computers crashed. “OK, lets restart Minecraft,” Ryan said clicking on the Minecraft shortcut. Instead of Minecraft a word document came up saying. ‘This is a message for the six of you for your bounds are broken in two’ Ryan puzzled by the message said, “that’s weird. I need to see wh-“before Ryan could finish his statement a bright light filled the room blinding all of them. A huge bang that they were sure would make them go deaf filled the room. The bright light was then replaced with a tunnel of different colors. Many many colors were in the tunnel, some never ever seen by any of them before. Then Ryan could see the light at the end of the tunnel. “This is not going to be good,” were Ryan last words before he lost conscious along with the rest of the Achievement Hunters. Whatever they were in for, It was big.
Chapter 3: In the Old DaysTo EquestriaChapter 3: Machafuko's plan was simple. He wanted to bring humans, the oldest and scariest of old mare stories, to Equestria to cause chaos and destruction throughout the land; and thanks to ponies fears of humans, riots and anarchy would destroy the governments of Equestria. “OK, the hard part is over.” said Machafuko trotting over to a journal laid out on a table next to a pen. (you may be saying that didn’t rhyme. Well zebra don’t have to rhyme everything just for potions. Zecora only does it because it is fun.) “Now what should I do now?” He said to himself thinking on what to do next. He didn’t have anything planned for today. No spells or potions to create, just free time. “Well I might as well go into town for a bit.” Machafuko said to himself. He wondered how that astronomer pony, Stella Comet, was doing. He didn’t like to admit it but he had a crush on her. He just didn’t know how to impress her. He was an expert in potion and spells but not in the field of ponies. He’s an expert in the field of humans which you can probably already guess that there are none in Equestria. He did hear stories about a place where humans once lived in Equestria. He could never find where it was but he knew it existed. The story goes like this, a few years after Luna was banished to the moon a band of 10 humans came here in a flash of light. All were male, and could not be sent back. Celestia had never seen the magic that sent them here. The size of the magic was off the scale. These types of appearances had happened for many years but stopped just before nightmare moon returned. Nopony knows what had sent them here but all they know is that they were to be feared. They were very violent type of creatures. Ponies had died at these creatures hands. Machafuko gathered his things and headed off to town, the town of Barehoof. The group of six awoke to find themselves in a room tied to chairs and above them a light shining brightly into their faces. The room was a dull shade of gray with no bright colors to be found. The only thing in their besides table and chairs and a bright light was a mirror in front of them that had a little speaker on it, one that you would find at the bank. “Where are we?” Geoff said trying to scratch his head but finding he was bound to a chair. “Why am I tied to a chair!?!” Geoff screamed out in a panic thinking that they were robbed and were taken as hostages to be sold for ransom. “Why the fuck am I tied to a fucking chair!” screamed Michael in more rage then confusion. “Goddamnit Gavin what the fuck did you do!” “I didn’t do anything Micoo!” Gavin said in his typical British accent. “Ha, Micoo.” said Jack who loves it whenever Gavin calls Michael Micoo. “Hey, Michael is it just me or do those wall looks a little animated,” Ray said noticing the walls despite their dull grayness did look a little animated. “No, it’s not just you Ray, I see it too.” Michael said confirming what Ray was saying was true. “Hey, what about Ryan, where is he?” Jack looked around looking for Ryan. “He's right beside me, sorry for my Puerto Rican fatness.” Ray said with a chuckle. Ray always did look at the bright side of these situations. Ryan hit the full force of the spell Machafuko used to summon them to Equestria. Unknown to most ponies besides unicorns, teleportation spells can be like running into a brick wall. It takes a master of magic to turn that brick wall into a cloud wall. Suddenly a voice was heard from the speaker on the glass. With a voice from the interrogator in black ops, the voice said “Who are you from left to right.” “From your left or our left asshole,” Michael said in his true rage voice. “Our left,” the voice said in a very loud stern voice. The voice muttered something under its breath. Something about humans and violent. “Ok, I’m Geoff,” said Geoff “I’m Michael” muttered Michael “Repeat that,” said the voice with a voice that could pierce your soul. “MICHAEL!” Michael shouted at the top his lungs. “Thank you, now who is the next person,” the voice said cold and heartless. “I’m Gavin,” Gavin said in stuttering voice, then turning to Michael and mouthing ‘I’m scared’ which Michael mouthed back ‘I don’t care’. “I’m Ray, now could we possibly get your name,” Ray said with a smirk. “Silence!!!” The voice yelled out. “You shall speak when spoken too,” the voice said “now who is the last one.” “Oh, his name is Ryan,” said Ray pointing his head at Ryan. “OK, now this is how this is going to work. Ya’ll will do what we say. There will not be any resistance too what we say or we will be forced to kill you. If any of you have any questions I am all ears,” the voice said with no emotions especially at kill. “Well for first where are we,” said Geoff erring to know where they were. “You, Humans, are in Equestria,” the voice said with some joy for the first time. “NO WAY,” Ray and Michael screamed out in unison. “Wait you know of Equestria,” said the voice in surprise. “Goddamnit, why can’t I just die,” Geoff said in pure disgust knowing they were kidnapped by bronies. “Yeah we watch your show all the time,” Ray and Michael said in together. “Our show?” the confused voice said thinking they had smoked some herb before coming here. “Yeah, you’re on a show called My Little Pony Friendship is Magic,” said Michael before Ray could say a word. “So you know all about our culture and our customs,” the voice said hoping it didn’t have to go through integrating humans to a world of ponies. “Yeah,” Ray said beating Michael this time. “Well OK, I will now show you where you live in the time you are here,” said the voice getting up from its chair and heading to the door. The door became to open and a figure moved into the light. Ray and Michael mouths hung open at who it was. It was Princess Celestia
Chapter 4: A Pain in the HeadTo EquestriaChapter 4: A Pain in the Head The princess herself was doing the interrogation. The humble, kind, thoughtful, princess was the one who was the cold heartless voice. “YOU!?!, you were the one behind the mic,” said Michael in the most befuddled face ever. “Yes, humans in Equestria is not the best of circumstances. I have to know that they will cause no trouble,” she said with a blank face. “I have done this many times before; you are not the first of your kind to be here. We do not know what happens to send you here,” she continued to explain. “Is your friend OK,” she said motioning to where Ryan was. “I don’t know, you said you done this many times before. Does this usually happen?” Ray said Ray said in a slightly concern face. He was more concern with Geoff and Jack who were trying to pinch themselves awake, and Gavin who was about to shit himself because even though he didn’t watch the show he knew he was sitting before a god who could raise the fucking sun and moon. “No, some of them came here with scars and some dead from trauma. They were usually soaking wet and looked like they were in a ship wreck,” she said dumbfounded. She walked over to Ryan and her horn lit up. A magical aura surrounded Ryan. “As far as I can tell, he just has a concussion; a minor one thankfully.” “So how long will it be before he wakes up,” Ray asked hoping that his friend would not be out too long. “I do not know, it is a minor one so I hope he will wake up later today. For now till your friend wakes up, you will stay in a cell,” she said in firm voice. “A CELL!!!?!!?!! WHY A FUCKING CELL; WE HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING BUT GET TELPORTED HERE TO THIS LOVELY PLACE,” Michael screamed out. It was true that he was excited to be in the place him and Ray and many more had dream of going ever since they watch the show but he did not want to go there just to sit in a fucking cell. “Well, all of you will be put in a holding cell until your friend wakes up. Plus with that language you may just stay there,” she said with a look of disgust. “Well fuc-,” Michael started to say but stopped when Celestia gave him a sharp gaze. Michael sighed and said “can you at least untie us,” taking control of his anger. After untieing the six of them, Celestia showed them to their cell. It was hard to get the rest of them besides Ray and Michael. Geoff and Jack still thought they were in a dream, Gavin was scared shitless, and Ryan well wasn’t it obvious. To all of their surprise the “holding cell” was actually a 5 star hotel room. “This is not a holding cell, this is a 5 star hotel. Now I know I’m dreaming,” said Geoff with his mouth hung wide open. “Well in Equestria, we don’t really have crime so when one is committed it will take awhile to get a court together,” she said in a concern voice, “I do know a lot about your culture from the many humans who came before you.” Celestia hated when they had to put ponies, well humans in this case, in holding cell. Celestia felt a tap on her flank and look to see a petrified Gavin. “Um Princess,” Gavin started in a shaky voice, “what will happen when Ryan wakes up.” Gavin was terrified about what would happen. The reason was that he was scared that he may never get to play video games again, plus he was scarred that he would make the princess mad and she would sun-blaze punch him into the sun. “Well, my student and her friends will come and take you to a place where the last humans were sent to wait till we could send them back,” she said in a gentle kind voice seeing that Gavin was scared. “YOU MEAN WE WILL BEABLE TO BE SENT BACK,” Gavin yelled with a smile that was about to rip his face in half. “Well, no, the groups of humans before you never did make it back. They all died out and some,” she said with a tear coming to her eye, “some were hanged. Humans are the only species here to ever get the death penalty,” she said in a voice as soft as angels. “So, we can’t go back,” Ray cutted in on the conversation. “for as right now, but things can always change,” She said while a gentle smile appeared on her face. At that very moment, a voice like Jack said, “What happened,” but Jack mouth never opened. The six of them including Celestia looked at Ryan who was now rubbing his head and wondering what just happened.
Chapter 5: BarehoofTo EquestriaChapter 5: Barehoof After Celesia and Ryan six friends explained to him what had happened and what was going too happened, it was time for bed. Sadly tonight Celesia would not be able to sleep for she had to deal with her guests. She had to assign beds to the six for they could not agree on which one was who’s. After she had the beds assigned, it was time to send a letter to her faithful students and her friends. “So how long do you think it will take till they can send us back,” Gavin said in his famous British accent to his coworkers while lying in his bed. “Gavin, you little shit, didn’t you hear her say that they had not send anyone back ever. People had been coming to this fucking wonderful place for thousands of years and none of them had been sent back,” Michael said in his infamous anger. “Goddamnit, guys do you not get that we may never go back home,” Geoff said in a panic. The guys had never seen Geoff panic like this. In these types of he would make a joke or yell at Gavin. “Guys we may never get to go to our homes again, we may never get to see are friends and family ever again,” he said on the verge of tears. When they saw his eye tearing up, they knew they were in something very real and could very likely become a living nightmare. “Guys, let’s just get some sleep. It’s been a long day and we need to rest. We can figure out what we are going to do tomorrow,” Jack said knowing that they needed rest so could think more clearly. “Jack is right we need to sleep,” Said Ryan turning over on his side to go to sleep. “Good night guys,” he said before focusing on going to sleep. “Yeah,” Geoff said wiping his eyes with a big sniff, “good night guys,” he said before doing the same as Ryan. “Good night guys,” Ray said face on his pillow and arm over the side of the bed. “Good night guys and Gavin,” Michael said punching Gavin at that last part. Surprisingly Gavin didn’t move or grunt or anything. This surprised Michael. “Gavin what the fuck is wrong with you,” he yelled at Gavin. Gavin still said noting and just laid there on his side. Michael started to wonder what was wrong. Even in the worst of time Gavin would still acknowledge him when he punch him or yell at him. Then he heard it, he heard the muffled crying coming from Gavin. “Gavin are you Ok,” Michael said in a gentle voice no one had ever heard come from him. He said getting closer to Gavin. “Gavin it will be OK I promise,” Michael said put his hand on Gavin’s shoulder. “Really Michael,” Gavin whispered with tears in his eyes. “Yeah buddy I promise. Just we need to go to sleep right now,” he said in a voice like an angel. “Well OK,” Gavin said with a sniffle, “I’ll go to sleep now. Good nite Micoo,” Gavin said in his typical British accent. “Ha Micoo,” was heard from Jack, and with that the Achievement Hunter fell asleep. Unknown for what they were in for. “GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY,” were the words the Achievement Hunters were awoken too. All of them awoke to the same pink face in their face. “But mom it’s only 6:30 on a Saturday. Let me sleep in,” said a sleepy Geoff who was rolling over to sleep some more. “No silly, it is 8 O’ Clock which means you are fixing to be on your way to see your new home,” the pink pony said bouncing off the walls. “Pinkie we went over this we would come and introduce ourselves together,” said a purple unicorn. “NO WAY,” said ray and Michael and Ray said together, “YOU ARE TWILIGHT SPARKLE,” “Um yes, I am,” she said surprise, “How do you know my name,” “BECAUSE YOU ARE ON OUR FAVORITE TV SHOW MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC,” they said together again. “Ummmm,” was all Twilight could get out before the Princess could enter. “Girls could you leave for a minute,” she said in a very serious tone that none of the ponies had ever heard her in. “Um sure princess,” Twilight said with a bow, “come on girls let’s go,” “Ok boys this is how this is going to work,” Celesia said in a firm tone, “those six ponies will escort you to the place where you will stay. You will not talk to them and they will not talk to you. You will do what they say and follow their lead. It will take you about 5 minutes to get there since you will take the chariot. Do you have any questions?” Scared out of their wits for how serious the Princess was they said nothing. The princess then went and brought the six ponies back into the room. “Girls, you know where you are suppose to take these men right?” the princess asked the six ponies. “Yes princess, we know,” they said with certainty. “Oh, did spike bring the elements,” She asked Twilight remembering what they were forgetting. “Yes he did. SPIKE!!!!!!” she yelled out calling for the purple dragon who entered the room with a box. Twilight magically levitated the elements onto the 6 ponies including her necks. “Ok now the chariot is right outside on the left,” the princess said leading them out of the room. “I’m counting on you to do this right, do not mess up,” “We won’t let you down princess,” they said climbing onto the chariot. Soon they were off to the town. All six Achievement Hunters were thinking the same thought. What was going to happen to them? They all thought different thing would happen but all of them were bad. A After 5 minutes twilight said, “Here we are everypony,” pointing to a small town right outside ponyville, “Gentlecolts, this will be your new home, the town of Barehoof,”
Chapter 6: Bad NewsTo Equestria Chapter 6: Bad News Machafuko was right outside the observatory. He stopped right there at the door. He was about to knock but stopped. He could not. For a zebra who was not scared of anything from a manticore to a cockatrice, he was afraid to knock on the door. He hated to admit but he had a big crush on the unicorn inside. Stella Comet, the town astronomer and scientist, she loved to look at planets and read books. He and Stella had been friends ever since he came to live in this town. Now, after about 3 or 4 years he had made many friends. Along with Stella, he was friends with a griffon named Leeroy Jenkins, two Pegasus named Scooty Dash and Sir Rage, and an earth pony named Handyhooves. The six of them were very close friends with each other. They would help each other out when they needed it. Suddenly the door opened surprising Machafuko. The light blue, golden maned, unicorn stepped out and was a little startled seeing Machafuko at her door. Machafuko just stared into her big golden eyes, frozen like a deer in the headlight. “Um, I’m sorry Stella I didn’t mean to startle you,” Machafuko said breaking the silence. “Oh, um it’s ok so what did you come here for,” Stella said still a little shaken from the sudden encounter. “Oh I came over to see if you were busy and see if you wanted to hang out today,” Machafuko said scared. His heart was racing and his whole face was blushing but lucky his crimson fur covered up the blush. “Well I don’t have anything important today. All I was going to do today was read some books,” she said putting some books in her saddle bag. “That’s cool so what where were you going before I interrupted you,” Fuko said trying to keep the conversation going. “Oh I was going too-,” was all Stella mange to get out before the green Pegasus flew up to them, interrupting their conversation. “Oh thank goodness,” the green Pegasus said panting, “I been looking for you too. We have not really a problem but a very eventful thing to happen,” he continued to speak showing he was out of breath with his pants. “Ok, Rage calm down. What is going on,” Stella asked in her calm firm voice. “You wouldn’t believe me if I said it, I have to show you follow me,” Sir Rage said trotting back to his house. He would of flied back but he was too tired. One thought was in Sir Rage head ‘Stella and Fuko are going to freak when they see this.’ Coltcuddling warning 30 minutes earlier “Hey Scooty, what is for breakfast,” the green Pegasus said walking down the stairs. He had a weird dream last night. He dreamed that a zebra tried to take over Equestria and he and his friends had to stop it but the weirdest thing was Fuko was not in it. “Oh, um, I fixing some oat meal honey,” Scooty said as Rage entered the kitchen. Rage walked over to Scooty seeing how breakfast was going. Rage kissed Scooty necks with a light peck. “Hey there big boy, can we do this after I’m done cooking. I don’t want a repeat of last time,” Scooty said remembering what happened last time they “Played” in the kitchen. It took a week to clean everything from underneath the fridge. “Ok, but after you get done I get to have that nice plot of yours,” Scooty said going to sit down before he heard a knock at the door. “Hey could you get that honey,” Scooty said since he was busy cooking. “Sure thing, be right back,” Rage said walking towards the door. He opened it to be surprised by 6 ponies at his door. Not just anyponies, these were the elements of harmony. The ponies that defeated Discord, Nightmare Moon, and even the queen of the changelings, were standing right outside his house. “A-Are You Twi-Twilight Spark-Sparkle,” he asked in complete shock. “Um yes I am, are you Scooty Dash,” she asked him seeing he was surprised of their present. “No, but he’s here though. Do you want me to go get him?” he said gaining his composure again. “Oh yes please get him. We have a very important task for him from the Princess herself,” she said in a firm voice. Rage went into the kitchen with so much excitement he could bounce off the walls. “Honey, guess who is at the door?” Rage asked with the biggest grin on his face. “Who?” Scooty said just finishing making the oat meal. “It is the elements of harmony!!!! They came to give you a task straight from the Princess!!!!” Rage said with so much excitement. Once he heard that Scooty head dropped. He knew what the news was and he had hoped he would never get it. “Rage, dear, can you go to the bedroom for a bit. I need to talk to Twilight in private,” he asked rage. “Oh ok, tell me when I can come out,” he said seeing something changed in Scooty but he just though he didn’t know how to take the news. Scooty walked to the door and opened it. Before Twilight could speak, the orange Pegasus stated, “I know why you are here, please come inside,” Scooty and Twilight talked about the situation and how to handle it. The rest of the ponies stayed outside by the chariot watching over the six Achievement Hunters. They were becoming annoyed about having to stay by a chariot and have no freedom. They could not talk or anything. It was summed up best by what Michael thought ‘This fucking sucks more than playing Chatherine’. After over half an hour of Scooty and Twilight talking, they finally finished and came out of the two story house. “Ok, now that we are done talking,” Scooty said then turning his head at the six humans, “would ya’ll be kind and follow me inside,” he said motioning his hoof at his house.
