My Little Pony: Insanity Needs A Firend

WHAT!?

I went over to Lucy my girlfriend the only one I could trust "hey lulu" I said giving her a peck on the cheek she smiled and I smiled too "so did you hear about the stupid new students" she asked me I frowned "please don't remind me I must have the worst luck because all six of them are in my class and they all have seats around me" I said with a sigh "I feel so bad for you" she said with a smile that made my heart slow down "yeah" I said then some kid came up from behind me and punched me in the head it didn't hurt but it pissed me off I got up and saw that the one that had hit me was the kid I hit on my way to school "kid do you want me to knock down to hell!"I yelled he looked at me and started to laugh "nice try big guy but I am ready to fight so know I'm going to kick your ass" he said with a smile.

• five minutes later-

I had just shoved the kid in the trash can and I walked back to Lucy "well that was a wast of time" I said she looked at me and giggled "well he not dead so I guess your in a good mood" she said "well yeah your here" I said I was about to kiss her when someone tapped my shoulder I got angry and stood up to hit who had tapped him when he saw it was the girl with the long yellow hair "I looked at her and a said in a annoyed voice "what" she looked at me and asked me "uh...well...could you tell me where I get my food please" she asked. Now normally I would be mad because how stupid the question was but she was new so I sighed and looked over at Lucy " I'll be white back" I said and lead her to the cafeteria and helped her get her food "thanks" she said with a smile "yeah" and walked over to my table and sat down and ate my launch and threw it away then a apple hit me in the head I won't lie it hurt I looked over to the direction the apple had came from and saw the girl with the multi colored hair I glared at her with my red eyes and snake pupils she saw I was looking at her and then started to back up I started to walk to her and when I was close I yelled"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" she could see the anger in my eyes and said "I-I-I missed the trashcan sorry" she said I was about to flip out on her when I saw that the Tara girl coming over "Ranee what did you do" she asked looking at my eyes "she threw an apple and it hit me in the head" I said "RANEE" she yelled then she turned over to me "I'm sorry about this"she said I sighed "it's ok and Ranee" I said looking at her she looked at me "good shot" and I walked out off to class.

When I sat down I heard the tech say something about a test...in the words of newton: bollocks