The Adventures of Rarity: The Semen God's Revenge!

by Rainboom_Flash

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Spike, Rarity, Romance, Adventure, Sex, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1131

After Rarity defeated the Semen King in order to resurrect Spike in the last of the series, the once-thought-dead enemy returns to seek his vengeance against the beautiful unicorn that harmed him.

The long awaited sequel to The Marvellous Adventures of Spike the Pervert and Rarity's Revenge: Wrath of the Semen God.

After Rarity defeated the Semen King in order to resurrect Spike in the last of the series, the once-thought-dead enemy returns to seek his vengeance against the beautiful unicorn that harmed him. Can Twilight save the day before Rarity is changed for the forever worse?

Author's Note: Only my third fic, so please be nice with the criticisms! Hope you enjoy! :twilightsmile:

Published 2013-11-24 02:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-24 02:20:03 UTC

He returns again.

“Huh?”

Rarity felt something weird inside of her chest as she rested in her bed next the incredibly sexy Spike the Dragon. He was exhausted and immediately and vivaciously fell asleep after achieving massive orgasm multiple times, due to the sheer sexy force of Rarity the alabaster pony.

"What is this I fell weird? Did tha... Did he do something to me, Spikey?"

Master Spike was still asleep and therefore not awake for the divine transformation of Rarity the unicorn. Obviously she was feeling the effects of the mad king's semen within her womb, and something within her was ravenously eating her with the vigorous force of a thousand vehemoth gods in the wild winds of the west.

Rarity used Da Magicks (Get it?) to give herself the pregnancy test of the olden days and pee-peed on the large pregnancy detecting stick because she was old fashioned.

"Oh now," she said, "Due to my amazing sexy adventures a few weeks ago, I have been impregnated multiple times by the guards and the king of the semen. Perhaps even the raptor birds as well? What can I possibly do about this? What does this mean? What will the children look like? I must know! "

“I will go to the house of my best friend, Twilight Sparkle! She is smart and almost as smart as I am. She will know what to do for sure.” Rarity then left the Carousal Boutique and walked down the streets of Pony Village with her belly hanging low to the ground because of her incredible pregnancy in the immediate future. She felt something strange and alien in her womb.

"Oh my gosh, what is this? I am in pain! SO MUCH PAIN! PLEASE STOP... SPIKEY WIKEY HELP!

Rarity fell to the ground, but unfortunately for her there was nopony around for offering help… “Where is everpony? I feel that today is the glorious day Saturday, with the sun shining high and the clear skies (That rhymed :D). As it is the weekend there should be many ponies frolicking... Please! Help! I am having the most excruciating and arousing pains in my lower abdominal region!”

Nopony came to the rescue as Rarity clutched her belly on the ground, feeling the babies moving inside of her. She didn’t want the babies! She had Sweetie Ball to take care of as well as clothing business that was most undoubtedly important and essential to her lifestyle in Pony Village! How would she pay for things without them?

“AAAGGH! IT HURTS SO MUCH! PLEASE!” Rarity began to smack her face on the ground to distract her from the pains. Her belly distorted and moved like there was an alien inside of it, and suddenly there was a voice in her head.

“Ha! You thought that you had the gall and sexiness to defeat the masterful overlord of the sexes? I RULE ALL SEXES, FOOLISH PONY MORTAL!”

”Oh no, please I did not mean... I only wanted Spike b-b-b-b-b-ack…!” Rarity cried in response as she rubbed her shifting womb. She could feel the phantom pains in her cervix being directed to her Fallopian tubes in retributive justice for what she had done. Soon, there would be no more Rarity, only the semen Queen!

“Hahahahahahahahah! I am going to take over your beautiful body and grow a massive dick, and then I shall fuck all of the ponies in Pony Village, and nobody can stop me because I will be an element of harmony!”

Rarity felt her coat turning even more white as the semen in her womb infected her, and nopony was around to save her.

Suddenly Twilight Sparkle appeared to save the day with her alicorn powers! Don’t worry, Rarity I will save you, but it will make you infertile in the process. Can you live with these consequences of your actions in the past?

“Yes, I will still be able to adopt!” Rarity tried to shout through the pains within her. So much pain. So much pain that her face was scrunched in pain with her eyebrows creased and she was undergoing copious vomiting into her mouth and nostrils.

“Begone Demon Kong! Rarity will not become the Semen Queen today!"

And so Twilight Sparkle lit up her horn with a purple aura and used her magic to feel the insides of Rarity the pony. As I thought. You are most pregnant, but now I shall correct this evil life that resides within you! Hold fast my friend, for salvation is forthcoming!

Twilight used the purple magic to reach inside of Rarity the pony and grab onto her womb from all sides.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE! I ONLY WANT TO LIVE AS A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS AND HAVE MULTIPLE SEX WITH YOU, MOST BEAUTIFUL TWILIGHT!”

Twilight loosened her grip for the momentarily before responding. “You really think I am sexy? This is tempting because I am loved by nopony and now am living the immortal lifestyle… No! I can have sex with one of my other friends!” Twilight gripped her womb once more and ripped it out of Rarity through her birth canal with great force.

“You evil being, trying to turn me on my friends with my loneliness! I will never submit to the evils of relational peer pressure, as I love all of my friends in the Pony Village!” Twilight stomped on Rarity’s womb and a big squelch came as a bunch of white stuff shot onto the ground. Twilight then blasted her magic laser at the sperm cells and there was a big scream before it evaporated and left behind a solid pool of dead cells.

"Twilight! You saved me! Thank you from the highest of heavens!" Rarity the pony hugged the lavender pony tightly to her body and smiled.

“It was nothing, Rarity! That is what friends are for! But I am still lonely! I don't not know what do!” Twilight Sparkle cried.

All around her ponies emerged from their homes, cheering for Twilight.

“Where were you ponies when I needed help?”

"We were afraid princess! We smelled the evil sex on Raritiy the pony and were afraid that the Semen King had come once again to kidnap us and take us back to his semen lair for eternal fucking! Don’t worry though, Princess! We shall all have sex to make you feel loved. And you may watch!

“Okay,” said Rarity.

Then everypony started grinding and having sex , but Twilight was still sad that she was alone, so she went home. Then she went to sleep. And she dreamed of Flash Sentry. Flash Sentry is fucking hot and makes m- er I mean Twilight cream herself.

(Maybe I should write a romance story for Twilight and her true love?)

The end.

And then I came.