The king and The chef

After the two jumped through the strange portal thingy, they found their dumb asses in some colorful forest. Chartink was the first to wake-up. Sitting up from the forest floor, he groaned as he rubbed his aching back from sleeping on the floor. Chartink looked around and immediately jump to his feet, only to hear a shout if pain from below him.

"AHHHHH, GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" screamed Juice as he sunk his teeth into the king's left leg.

"FUCK!" screamed Chartink as he stomp his friend in the face with his free leg. This caused Juice to released his grip and punched the king's thigh with his bony knuckles. The two continued to brawl until they heard a high pitched yell.

"STOP!" said what they presumed to be a woman, and one thing they learned is never disobey a woman. Chartink and Juice looked over across the clearing to not see a woman, but a bright yellow horsey. Chartink then ran over to the horsey much to it's surprise and gave it a big hug, only to get hit in the face by something that looked like a rainbow.Although Chartink continued to hug the horsey, Juice then tackled a blue one and started to hug it.

Four more horsey's  came out from behind the trees and started to yell at them, Chartink suddenly stopped and placed the horsey on the ground. What he did next was quite unexpected, the king bent over on all fours and stuck his nose into the ground and started to sniff around the area. He continued to do this until his nose led Chartink to a pure white horsey's front hooves. Chartink then stood up and bellowed at the top of his lungs "WHORE! ALERT, ALERT, WHORE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"

Chartink then ran from the shocked horsey and said "Hello my name is Chartink, and this is Juice, we are drunk. Prepare your anus." There were mixed results from everyone in the area, Juice continued to hug the blue one, the pink one looked confused, the yellow horsey, white horsey, orange horsey, and purple horsey all had a huge blush on their equine faces, while the blue one was too occupied by being hugged by Juice.

The pink horsey spoke first "Awwwwwww, I didn't get it"