The Most Epic Adventure Ever
Silver Spoon, the second-best filly in the world, walked up to her lover best friend forever Diamond Tiara, the single sexiest being on the planet. Then Silver Spoon said to Diamond Tiara, "Hey babe best friend, wanna go to the forest on the most romantic epic adventure ever?"
Diamond was all like, "Uh yeah, girl!" so they ran to the forest.
Diamond Tiara was super fast and Silver Spoon was all like, "Oh Diamond Tiara, you so sexy beautiful good at running! I wish I was good as you! Please love me, Diamond Tiara! Please help me be as fast as you!"
But Diamond was like, "No way, blank-flank loser!" but Silver Spoon wasn't a blank-flank but she was pretty sure Diamond Tiara had a good reason for calling her that and anyway Silver Spoon was a low moronic Earth pony, not like Diamond Tiara who was a higher and less moronic Earth pony.
So they got ot the forest and then a manticore appeared and said, "Snog Hug me, Diamond Tiara!"
But Silver Spoon was all like, "Nuh-uh, boy!" and ka-me-ha-me-ha'd the manticore into combustion.
Then Diamond Tiara hugged Silver Spoon and said, "Oh, Silver Spoon, You so sexy awesome!"
So Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon went deep into the forest and then it got dark so they had to get their beauty sleep though Silver Spoon no matter how much beauty sleep she got could never be as beautiful as Diamond Tiara. So they lay down in some bushes and cuddled romantically in a totally platonic way. In the morning Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon woke up in a weird room thing-y with metal bars. Diamond Tiara was gorgeous smart enough to discover that it was a cage. Then Silver Spoon felt something wet and, because she was so stupid asked Diamond Tiara for help. Diamond Tiara used all her sexiness smartness to find out only an hour later that it was water, and that they were sinking. Then a weird purple thing rose out of the water and laughed at Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara because he thought they were ugly and stupid which was true of Silver Spoon but definitely not of Diamond Tiara. So Silver Spoon said, "At least Diamond Tiara doesn't have a multi-colored mustache!" even though Silver Spoon didn't either but that wasn't important because Silver Spoon was protecting her one true love shining sun everlasting goddess of perfection some other cheesy line best friend. The weird purple guy cried and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon laughed at him until the weird room thing-y they were stuck in was completely underwater. Then Diamond Tiara couldn't breathe, but Silver Spoon gave up her oxygen by platonic mouth-to-mouth and Diamond Tiara didn't die until two seconds later when they both ran out of air.
Silver Spoon woke up in a bed of fiery flames. The fire was totally ruining her complexion but it was okay because Diamond Tiara was right next to her. This was pony heaven. Silver Spoon could tell because there were lame-brained ponies all chained up and crying but Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara were just sleeping in fire, which was warm and toasty even though it was burning their skin off and revealing some bone. Then Diamond Tiara woke up and started screaming. Even though Silver Spoon didn't know why Diamond Tiara was screaming, she screamed too because of her great romantic platonic love for Diamond Tiara. This weird black pony walked up to them and was all like, "Hahahahaha" which is super hard to write out because she laughed for a long time and all the ha's would take like an hour to record. "You fools!" or foals or something, Silver Spoon didn't have enough brain power to know everything that was going on, okay? "You have entered your fiery doom!" Well, duh. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon could obviously know that. Silver Spoon had enough and blew out all the fire surrounding her and Diamond Tiara. The creepy black lady with blue star-hair or something was all like, "Whaaaat?!" But Silver Spoon used her mind powers to teleport her and Diamond Tiara out of pony heaven.
Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara woke up in two beds. Silver Spoon realized that that weird stuff was just a dream and that she and Diamond Tiara hadn't really drowned or went to pony heaven. Maybe Silver Spoon had dreamed that because of all the scary stories her mom had told her if she didn't turn her life around or something and that she would end up in jail or worse, but anyway Silver Spoon was glad to be by her best friend Diamond Tiara again. Then Silver Spoon wondered why she was in a room alone with Diamond Tiara, but then she remembered that Silver Spoon had invited Diamond Tiara over for a sleepover at her house and that she'd had that crazy dream because Silver Spoon's mom told her and Diamond Tiara those creepy stories about ponies dying and going to fiery places like pony heaven. Silver Spoon's mom was a weirdo. Silver Spoon got up and told her mom about her dream and her mom was all like "Maybe you had that dream because some being was trying to tell you to turn around your life so you don't end up like you big sister" or something.
Silver Spoon missed her big sister. She ran away right when Silver Spoon could remember stuff and actually keep it in her brain and that was the first memory Silver Spoon remembered from her childhood. That was when her mom started telling Silver Spoon all those weird stories. Silver Spoon wished she had Diamond Tiara's life. Diamond Tiara's first childhood memory was probably like eating ice cream or cake or making out or something. Silver Spoon didn't have any of those kinds of memories. But she wouldn't dwell on those thoughts at all.
Suddenly Silver Spoon exploded.
"Come on, Spoon, get up!" Diamond Tiara yelled at her moronic partner. Spoon opened her eyes and when she saw Diamond Tiara leaned close and
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"AAAAAAAAH!" Apple Bloom screamed as she smashed her computer screen and vowed never to read fanfiction again.
Google Translate's Version
Diamond Tiara Silver Spoon, the second best horse in the world , your best friend forever approached beloved planet is the hottest item. Then said Diamond Tiara Silver Spoon " Hey Babe best friend, I want to go to the jungle in the most romantic epic adventure anyway? "
Diamond was like, " Oh , yes , my daughter! " Then he ran into the woods .
Diamond Tiara was super fast and Silver Spoon was like, " Oh diamond tiara , the beauty of running well sexy! Wish I was as good as you ! Please love me , diamond tiara S " Please help me as soon as possible "
But Diamond was like, " No, losing whitewall " Silver Spoon , but it was not a white wall , but was sure that Diamond Tiara had good reason to call anyway and Silver Spoon is a little close pony land, not diamond tiara , a pony was taller and less stupid land.
So ot the woods and then appeared and said a Manticore "Wait Snog , diamond tiara ! "
But Silver Spoon was like, " Nuh -uh , boy ! " And ka- me -ha -me- combustion ha'd the manticore .
Then hugged Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon said, " Oh , Silver Spoon, how sexy awesome "
So Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon in the forest, and it was dark , so I had to get her beauty sleep , silver spoon , no matter how much sleep is as beautiful as always a beautiful diamond tiara shown. So low and cherished shrubs platonic romantic way . Tomorrow Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon woke up in a strange room , all with metal rods . Diamond Tiara was smart enough to find it was a beautiful cage. Silver Spoon then felt something wet and asked stupid diamond tiara was . Diamond Tiara used all his sexy elegance to an hour later , I was in search of water and sank . Then a strange purple rose water and made fun of Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara , because I think they're ugly and stupid , valid for Silver Spoon, but was not sure of the diamond tiara . So Silver Spoon, said : "At least Diamond Tiara does not have a mustache cake " but Silver Spoon, but it was not important because Silver Spoon protect his true love bright sun goddess eternal perfection other best friend , cheesy line . the boy cried and unusual purple diamond tiara and Silver Spoon laughed at him until the room and the way it was rarely taken completely underwater. Diamond tiara then could not breathe, but left his oxygen Platonic word of mouth Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara is not dead until two seconds later, when both were left without air.
Silver Spoon awoke on a bed of burning flames. The fire was completely ruin the skin , but that was good because the diamond tiara was at his side . This pony was heaven. Silver Spoon could say , because there were ponies - all lame brain chained and cry , but Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara slept in the fire that was hot, even though it burned his skin and reveal a small bone . Diamond Tiara and then woke up and started screaming. Although Silver Spoon did not know why diamond tiara screamed , shouted crush also for his great romantic gift for diamond tiara . This strange black pony approached them and was like, " Hahahaha " , which is super hard to write , because she laughed , last long, and each year an hour to burn . " The fools ! " or ponies or something , Silver Spoon do not have enough to know that all is well , intelligence what happened to that? " You have entered a condemnation fire! " Well, duh . Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, obviously , no. Silver Spoon has had enough and went on all the lights and diamond tiara . The lady in black , afraid to Blue Star - hair or something, " Whaaaat " Silver Spoon, but used his mental powers to themselves and diamond tiara Sky Pony teleporter .
Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara rose in two beds. Silver Spoon was this strange thing was just a dream and she and diamond tiara is not really drowned or had pit pony . The Silver Spoon had dreamed that because his mother all the horror stories had been told that if she did not turn her life or something and I would be very happy in the end in jail or worse, but still your best spoon silver diamond tiara friend again. Silver Spoon and wondered why he was alone in a room with the diamond tiara , but remembered that he invited the spoon silver tiara of diamonds on a sleepover at her and had a dream that crazy mother spoon Silver diamond Tiara and said these disturbing stories about ponies and die in places like fire from heaven pony. Silver Spoon mother was a monster. Silver Spoon got up and told his mother about his dream and his mother was like "maybe had this dream , as some say, he tried to change your life, so you do not end up as a big sister " or something.
Silver Spoon missed her big sister. She escaped , as Silver Spoon could actually remember things and keep your brain and memory was the first Silver Spoon remember childhood . That's when his mother began to Silver Spoon say all these weird stories . Silver Spoon wanted the life of the diamond tiara . The first childhood memory of the diamond tiara was probably like eating an ice cream or cake or make or something. Silver Spoon has one of these types of memories . But he gave no details on those thoughts at all.
Silver Spoon suddenly exploded.
" Come on, spoon , get up! " Diamond Tiara idiot shouted to his companion. Spoon opened his eyes and saw , diamond tiara and leaned
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" Aaaaaaaah " Apple Bloom cried when your computer screen broke and promised never read fanfiction .
