"And nopony knew the Hash Slinging Slasher had fed them Doughnut Joe in his own pastries!" Rainbow Dash cackled hauntingly, waving her hooves around so that her shadows from the fire danced behind her in an evil form.

Sweetie Bell and Applebloom grinned gleefully as Scootaloo tried to hide her shivers, but Pip just scoffed and rolled his eyes. "Rainbow Dash, I appreciate the story, but we're all adults here. It's been years since even Scoots was afraid of that one!"

"Then how about you come up with one better, Mr. Edgar Allen Pony?!" Rainbow Dash scoffed as Applejack tried to cover her giggles.

"Gladly," Pip smiled maliciously. "This one is entirely true, and you will be left trembling... This is why my friend calls me 'Pip the Potty Pony'."