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What Do We Do With Two Drunken O.C.s?

by fuck mcdickbutt
Two Drunk OCs are stuck on a small sailboat in the middle of the ocean. One is an idiot, one is a collosal idiot.

What do you do when you wake up to find yourself lost at sea?

Skie and Smoky wake up on their small sailboat after a night of partying, to find that they have drifted out into unknown seas. With naught but booze, their wits, and a generous heap of luck, they just might make it out.

Will they survive?

Will they run out of booze before they die?

Will I stop stalling with the description and get on to writing?

Is this a one-shot?

The answer to each of the above questions is maybe.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Random
 

636 words: Estimated 3 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Whey, Hey, and Up She Rises 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    293
  2. Put 'Im In the Scubbard With a Hosepipe On 'Im 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    343