A Series of Unfortunately Funny Events

The Worst Idea Ever

“I’m telling you, nothing can go wrong.”

“I dunno, Summer. This seems like a really bad idea.”

“No no, you got this, Novelle!”

Novelle let out a sigh, certain that what she was about to do would have terrible repercussions. But she resigned herself to doing it anyways, and she heaved the spear down towards the ground below.

At the same time, unbeknownst to her, a parade was going on in the streets below the balcony she found herself on. A parade that Princess Celestia, the ruler of Equestria, was the centerpiece of. Before she could comprehend what had happened, the spear hit Celestia directly in her cutie mark.

“Oh god, we should go, Summer.”

“Wow. Bullseye. Nice throw.”

“Summer, do you hear me?! We have to go!”

“I didn’t even know there was a parade scheduled for today.”

As Novelle tried her best to get Summer’s attention, a booming voice suddenly interrupted the two of them.

“WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?!” yelled the irate sun princess, who had flown up to the two ponies faster than they could comprehend.

Without thinking, Novelle pointed at Summer. “It was her idea, your majesty!”

“Oh? Well, that was a nice throw. Have you considered joining the Canterlot hoofball team?”

“OH WHAT THE FU-”