Equestrian Japanese Club

Time: Morning
Area: Outskirts of Ponyville
POV: Christian/Soda Pop

Christian found himself lying on his back, Oh sweet hell, where am I? He sat up and his body responded by giving him a massive headache. "Ughh" He quickly brought a hand up and rubbed his head. His bald, scaly head. Wait, what!? He kept feeling his head. There was no hair or skin, just a smooth, bumpy surface. "Are these scales!?" He said to himself outloud. He looked at his hands which he'd been using to feel his head and gasped. His hands appeared twice ther original size, and were clad in bright white scales, complete with claws. His breathing went shallow as he continued to inspect his body. White scales ran up both of his arms with golden spines protruding from his elbows. What happened to me? he thought. His thoughts were inturrupted by a high pitched voice.
"HI!"
"AHHH!"

Pinkie Pie was bouncing her way outside Ponyville, her Pinkie sense had told her that she would meet a new friend today so she was excited. She bounced her way around Ponyville but had seen no signs of a new pony in town so she decided to make her way outside of Ponyville. After a few minutes of searching outside of Ponyville, she noticed a moving figure in the distance. Adopting a large smile on her face she quickly bounced her way over. When she had gotten close enough she made the figure out to be a dragon! This dragon was definately not a baby like Spike, with his size. He stood about two feet above her own height and had large wings folded behind him. He had white scales with gold spines coming out of his elbows, and running down his back ending at his long tail.
Pinkie Pie bounced up to him
"Hi!"

"AHHH!" Pinkie took the dragon completely by surprise. He immediatley went to the ground and put his arms around his head as if expecting an explosion. She stood there for a moment and waited for him to recover. He peeked out from under his arms.
"Umm, Can I help you?" He asked.
Pinkie nodded excitedly. "Uh-huh! My names Pinkie Pie! I'mreallyexcitedrightnowcausemypinkiesensetoldmeIwasgoingtomeetanewfriendbutwhenIcameallthewayouthereIwasn'texpectingadragonohyouknowwhatweshoulddo?Weshouldthrowaparty! Do you like cupcakes?" Christian just stared at the hyperactive pink pony that had been bouncing around while giving her excited greeting and paused to hear his reaction.

Catching only the last part of her speech Christian responded. "Uh, yes?"

The pink pony started bouncing excitedly again. "Great! Follow me and we can get this thing started!"
"Well... Alright. Mine name's Christian by the way." Christian got up.
"Alright Soda pop, let's go!" Pinkie Pie was about to bounce away.
"Wait how did you know my nickname!?" Christian asked. Pinkie just shrugged and kept bouncing. These kind of things would just come to her, often before she noticed it herself. Christian sighed and reluctantly followed her.

While following Pinkie Pie, Christian became lost in thought. Christian wasn't a brony, in fact the only thing he currently knew about them was that they enjoyed watching a show for little girls. He definitely didn't have a problem with them seeing how a few of his friends were pretty big bronies. So this made him wonder just why the hell he was brought here, of all people.

"Here we are!" Christian snapped back to reality when addressed by the pink pony. He paused to gaze upon the building they stopped in front of. It looked like a giant gingerbread house with a cupcake tower, Christian drooled slightly. Pinkie Pie opened the front door creating a small bell chime. Pinkie was greeted by a yellow stallion in some kind of uniform. "Welcome back Pinkie, did you find that friend you were looking for?"
Pinkie nodded. "I sure did Mr. Cake, he's right here! Come on in Soda pop!"

Christian had to duck his head to fit in the door way. Mr. Cake jumped upon seeing him. "P-Pinkie! Are you sure it's alright to bring a dragon here!?" he shouted. Christian was confused, if it wasn't alright for him to be here why would she have brought him here?

"It's okie dokie lokie, Mr. Cake! He's a friendly dragon! Isn't that right Christian?" Christian smiled and nodded his head sheepishly.

"Honey are you alright? I heard shouting and Oh!" Mrs. Cake had just come down stairs from tucking the twins into bed. "Mrs. Cake, this is my new friend, Christian!" Pinkie gestured to the dragon in the room(Sounds like an expression, doesn't it?) Christian just smiled and waved.
"Oh, well hello there. Pinkie, Mr. Cake and I will be out for a few hours so could you watch the twins for us while we're out?"
"No problem Mrs. Cake!" The cakes nodded to her and left. Not a minute after, they were replaced by a tall pony wearing a black cloak, a white horn could be seen coming from her hood.

Pinkie Pie ran up to greet her. "Hi! You must be new to Ponyville, because I've never seen you before. My name's Pinkie-" Pinkie Pie was interrupted by a FREAKING MORNING STAR being swung at her head. Pinkie ducked just in time and the spiked ball was lodged into the counter. "Hey! That wasn't very nice!" Pinkie shouted at her angrily.
"Oh, shut up." The unicorn using her magic, pried the morning star from the counter and swung the ball end down. Pinkie dodged out of the way, the morning star leaving a small crater in the floor. The force of the impact blew off the unicorn's hood revealing a gaunt, white, face, and a short, dark brown mane, and cold, blue eyes. The weapon was levitated again and swung again. Christian rushed over. "Wait DON'T-" *CLANG* The morning star would've totally crushed Pinkie's skull had Christian not blocked it... with his head. Normally being hit with something like that would've resulted in death, but due to Christian's hard scales and thicker skull, it just really, really hurt.

Everypony in the room paused as Christian gripped his head in pain. "Christian! Are you okay!?" Pinkie Pie voiced her concern. Christian looked back up directly at the white unicorn, on his face was an expression of fury. Christian opened his mouth to yell at her but instead fiery words, a fiery, gold ball of fire shout out of his mouth, sending the unicorn out of the building through the front door. The fireball sent her into a nearby stall outside of Sugarcube Corner.

KABOOOOM
The fire ball exploded into a giant, black, mushroom cloud. After the cloud died out, Christian ran out of Sugarcube Corner over to the site of the unintended explosion. "Oh, crap! I didn't mean to, are you alright!?" Christian panicked over the pony he just blasted, who's coat was now blackened and her mane totally singed off. Pinkie Pie trotted up next to Christian to take a look at the burned pony.

She gave out a pained moan. "...Hate you, hate you both..." unable to remain conscious, her head hit the grand as she passed out.

Christian took a breath of relief. "Oh thank God..." Christian and Pinkie were interrupted by four approaching figures. Pinkie recognized one of them as her friend, Applejack, but the two other ponies and... was that a diamond dog!?