Lunatic's Dreamworld

by Lunatic Cake

Rating: everyone
Tags: Fluttershy, Comedy, Rarity, Tragedy, Zecora, Human, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other
Length: 2157

Random Stories out of Lunatic's mind

Join Lunatic on his Random Adventures with the Ponies from Ponyville!

Published 2013-12-15 00:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-15 16:36:41 UTC

Fluttershy's lovely Mind

Unfortunately these dreams would not stop. The next dream was related to My Little Pony as well. I was lying on the ground when my dream started. I knew where I was, I was in Fluttershy's cottage. Suddenly the door opened and Fluttershy along with Angel walked it. As expected Fluttershy was not saying a single word after seeing me, just started blushing and ran out of the door again.

I was unable to get up, after all my feet couldn't touch the ground as I was lying on my belly, I felt a little helpless to be honest. "Uhm... Help!?" I shouted as I suddenly heard a faint squeak. Fluttershy was still in front of her door.

"Fluttershy, I know you are out there! Come on and help me already!"

"How can this thing know my name? Does it have psychic powers? I've never seen a hippo looking like that, what should I do, what should I do?!"

That voice was slightly different than Fluttershy's normal voice but definitely her. I could only explain it like those thoughts of protagonists being spoken out for the viewer to understand in movies but I didn't bother in the beginning.

"Come on and help me already? I'm in need!" I shouted.

"Eeeeeek!" Fluttershy's silent voice erupted from the door. Seconds afterwards she slowly opened the door. Angel, who was along her was hopping on my back as he has gotten bigger than Fluttershy now.

"This thing looks like a hippo but somewhat different, just what is that thing?"

That was weird, I didn't see her lips moving but didn't bother and asked her again to help me up.

"I've done it with Hippos before but I wonder what it'll feel like if I do it with this thing, whatever it is, will it please me?

"Say what?!" I shouted out loud. I finally realized what was happening, I've been reading her thoughts... to be honest I didn't expect Fluttershy to have such dirty thoughts as she seems the calmest and most collected one out of the Mane 6.

"It can read my mind?!" She noticed it as well and instantly started blushing.

"What....a-a-a-are....you?" Her voice could be heard faintly.

"I'm a human and I'm a huge fan of you, also could you finally help me get up?"

"But... humans are not that... "big"."

"Hey! It's 400 pounds pure muscles! Also if you don't help me up, I will tell everypony what you've been thinking all this time!"

"You can't even get up, you fat hippo human, how are you even supposed to tell anypony?" Fluttershy walked out of her cottage again, closing the door and locking it.

"HEY, I'M NOT DONE YET, HELP ME GET UP!" Then all of a sudden I got wings. Unfortunately, because I was face-down, the flapping of the wings only pushed me more towards the ground as my body caused the earth's rotation to be altered leading to a period of cold that was destroying Equestria. I froze to death nearly 3 hours later than all the ponies because my manly mass of 400 pounds muscles saved me from freezing right away. As I "died", I woke up again, feeling my arms and legs being very numb. Somehow I got a feeling these dreams might affect me.

FLAMing is Magic

Only one solution was at hand to stop this madness. I drowned myself in alcohol in order to maybe get this madness to stop since it was the reason my nightmares started. I did not hesitate one bit and drank until I passed out sometime in the afternoon.

Unfortunately when I came to, I was again imprisoned in this catoonish styled madness of ponies hating on my god-like figure.

I was in a room I've never seen before, it was someplace not even shown in the show itself as I could hear voices coming from the room next door.

"Stop it, brother! We can't do that, it's strictly prohibited." A voice called out from that same room.

"But brother, you should know that I love myself so much that I have to show you, my twin brother my love."

"Brother, stop! I am not ready for this..:" I didn't like where this was going, so I decided to scream:

"Hey you disgusting faggots! I can hear you! Come out and show yourselves!"

Suddenly the room got silent as I waited for several minutes until finally somepony left the room. It was the older Flim Flam brother. As soon as his eyes reached my body of pure seduction he threw up.

"What the buck is wrong with you! If you feel sick, go see a doctor!"

"I'm not sick because I'm sick, I'm sick because of you, whatever the buck you are! I've never seen a creature as fat, disgusting and ugly as you!"

"Oh well, excuse me! I feel sorry that you cannot handle my masculinity and try to make excuses to not immediately jump me, you fag!" I shouted.

Suddenly the younger brother came out of the room, looking at his brother with a shy expression as I felt a sensation that almost made me throw up as well.

"What the actual buck!? You disgusting fags, why the buck are you wearing a maid outfit?! That is bucked up!"

"Nopony asked you, now get the buck out of our house and keep this a secret or I'll silence you!" The older Flim Flam brother screamed.

"What if I just stay lying here? What are you going to do about it, shithead?"

I noticed his head going red as he went into another room, his brother looking at me, confused and disgusted. He probably couldn't believe there being something as seductive as me and he probably had to stay calm not to start jumping me just like his brother.

After another minute, the older Flim Flam brother came back into the room with a knife. "Leave now!" he shouted but I still refused to move as my body seemed to be attached to the ground for some reason.

As he tried to stab me, I rolled to the side. Luckily for me a photo of Justin Bieber fell out of my pocket. The older Flim Flam brother who has noticed the picture stood there in shock, looking at that picture, standing there motionless for several seconds before picking up the picture, getting back into that room, locking it and sounds could be heard that I won't get into details in.

Several minutes later he came out of the room, holding that Justin Bieber picture in his hooves, having a reliefed face and said: "You might as well stay, oh and here's your picture."

"You can keep it..." I said disgusted as I noticed the picture being dirtied by what he has been doing in that room. "Actually could you please just kill me instead?"

And so he did, resulting in me waking up yet again. But I did not wake up alone.... Justin Bieber was in bed alongside me, sleeping. Of course I got my shotgun out and did what's best for humanity. The day after I was declared an international hero... but that didn't help me stop these nightmares.

Author's Note

Suggestions for other characters included in this story are always welcome!

A fabulous, yet strange dream

Hello guys, what I am about to tell you is something really awkward that happened to me last night in my dream. I don't know whether or not I should tell you but I suppose I might as well.

So I was pretty drunk yesterday and while watching the whole MLP Season 3 I fell asleep halfway through it, I know, how can I possibly fall asleep by watching ponies?!

Anyway what happened next was rather strange. I found myself in my room, just laying on the couch, watching TV, what was indeed a strange dream to begin with when I heard a voice ringing from the kitchen. "I made you a Sandwich, darling!" I was thinking "Nice, I'm so hungry for a sandwich now" but then again something bothered me... I knew this voice but couldn't tell where I did from. So after switching to a different TV show I noticed somebody coming from the kitchen, it was not a human though, it was a pony. It was the one and only Rarity. Surprised I jumped up as she replied "What's wrong, Darling, I made you your sandwich you wanted and even got you a beer along with it."

Of course I wasn't able to reply at first but then she continued: "Or is it that you'd like to have a special surprise?" as she started giggling coming closer to me, it seemed like she was seducing me. As she went down to get to my manly part, I couldn't see her anymore, I needed to get my 300 pounds belly out of the way first but it was no use, I couldn't get a nice view.

Disappointed I said "Oh well, let's get in the bedroom" and let her get up the stairs as I planned to rush after her. To my surprise it seemed that I have yet gained more weight as I somehow got stuck in the stairs and eventually the walls broke due to my masculine muscles that were hiding below that pure mass of lard.

Happy and exhausted I finally reached the top of the stairs. I was extremely exhausted though and suddenly my feet slipped away below my 400 pounds body and I fell down the stairs, breaking half of them. Rarity heard it but since the stairs were broke she couldn't reach me. I didn't feel any pain but after that everything seemed like it was stuck in time just like I was in those stairs. The last thing I've seen for hours was Rarity's worried face over my adonis-like body and just before I woke up I felt a tear of hers dropping down on my face as I woke up. Raising my head, I still felt that tear on my forehead...

Blooming Apples

I have to find a way to get rid of this curse. The next night after that I found myself in Ponyville again, this time blocking the road... if only somepony had a Pokeflute.

Suddenly I noticed a little filly coming up to me.

"Hello there!" It was Applebloom, I remember her, she is my favorite of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

"Hi." I replied.

"Why are ya blockin' the way. Is there any way to get across you?"

"Well, well well, my little filly, I suppose you have to climb my adonis-like body that no woman can resist!"

"Woman? What is that? A female hippo?" Why is everypony calling me a hippo? Can't they see I'm having more muscles than Iron Will himself?!

"No, actually get lost, I'll just stay here for the rest of my life."

"But Ah need to get across to get to Sweetie Belle's house."

I attacked in a grumpy rage... oh well, at least I tried but in the end I couldn't get up, I wonder why.

"Hey you, can you by any chance help me get up?"

"Sorry, I don't want to get crushed."

That statement made my anger explode. I could feel my skin turning green, I was not myself anymore, before I could say anything, it transformed me.

"LUNATIC ANGRY!" I shouted, unable to control myself as suddenly my body lifted itself almost on it's own. I couldn't control myself, Applebloom who has been insulting me was running away from me into the Everfree Forest. I rushed after her and destroyed everything on my way while continuously shouting "PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!"

It was then when Applebloom reached a house inside the Everfree Forest and a Zebra stepped out of it, holding something in her hooves. As I continued shouting that sentence she threw something that seemed like a potion at me. Unfortunate for me, there was a Banana peel right in front of me making me slip, causing a huge earthquake creating a sound that made the glass, in which the potion was, break and it's liquid was all over my sexy body. I began to calm myself down until I turned back to what I was before but the transformation did not stop. As the transformation continued, my body kept changing until I looked somewhat like a strange bear, eyes closed, unable to open them as I started to yawn and fall asleep on the ground.

After I woke up, I noticed Pokemon playing on the TV. The Pokeflute was played that exact same moment I woke up. Could my body full of mucles been transformed into a Relaxo full of fat? I really wonder. But what I didn't know was that these strange dreams weren't even close to being over yet...