Royal Cupcakes

Prince Blueblood had received a letter in Canterlot from two mares named Pinkie Pie and Rarity to come to Ponyville. He had just arrived at Sugercube Corner an was greeted by the two mares.

"Hello darling," Rarity said with a smile. "Good of you to come."

His view was suddenly obscured by Pinkie. "Hiya!" She said, with the same amount of enthusiasm.

"What do you want?" Blueblood asked with a sour attitude. "I don't have all day! I have royal duties you know. Oh wait, you don't. You just live in a mud town." He could have sworn seeing Rarity mumble very foul things under her breath.

"We want you to try this." Pinkie said, holding out a red cupcake in her pink hoof.

"Thats it?!" Blueblood sputtered gruffly. "You made me get on a train and waste three hours of my time to come here for this?! I will not accept this at all. I knew I should have thrown you and your other friends in the dungeons at the Gala. I'm leaving."

"Pretty please?" Rarity begged, giving him massive puppy eyes.

"Fine, but only if you will sleep with me tonight." He replied as he rudely snatched the cupcake from Pinkie's hoof. He sniffed it for a bit before shoving the pastry into his mouth before swallowing and dumping the wrapper in the floor.

"How is it?" Pinkie asked?

"It was absolutely-'" Before he could say another word, his mind started to fog up while his vision danced in front him. "Wh-What was in that cupcake?" He sleepily asked, resting his white hoof on the door frame.

"Good night." Pnkie cheerfully exclaimed before the stallion collapsed on the floor.

"It worked Pinkie Pie. I am so excited for this." Rarity said. "Should we get started?"

"Well duh, I don't want him to wake up and call the police. They would find out what we're doing!" The party pony said. They dragged him to the basement, or you could also say "Pinkie's Cupcake Room" and chained him to a wall. "Wow, he's super duper heavy. Has he been living on fancy cake all the time? Anyway, he's into a surprise when he wakes up." Pinkie announced, sounding super excited.

'Yes he is." The white unicorn replied simply. "You go upstairs to put on that dreadful outfit of yours, while I stay here and get everything prepared."

"Okay Rarity."

About one hour later Blueblood woke up to blackness, and a pink earth pony staring at him. "AHHHHH! A filthy earth pony!"

"I'm not filthy, I'm ready!" With that statement, she turned on the lights. He saw that Pinkie wore a dress made out of many cutie marks, a necklace of unicorn horns, and six different colored pegasus wings on her back. "Like it?" She told him. "I made it myself. Too bad Rarity wasn't here to guide me." Blueblood looked around, only to see pony skulls, innards, blood, and other gruesome features all over the place.

"Where am I?" He asked, truly shaken to the core. A few tears stung his eyes. This has to be some sort of dream!

"You're in my Cupcake room!" She said giggling. "And we're going to make some cupcakes! Yum!"

"Cupcakes?" Blueblood whimpered. "But why am I chained up? YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE CUPCAKES WHILE TYING PEOPLE UP!"

"Because...I'm out of my special ingredients, so your my special ingredient for today. Isn't this fun?" Said Pinkie Pie.

"WHAT?! NO THIS IS NOT! I'm telling auntie Celestia on you!"

"Haha, you are so funny." Pinkie chucked. "So let the fun begin!"