Royal Cupcakes

Rarity approched the cutie markless, hornless Blueblood.

"How does revenge feel?!", Rarity yelled to him, "You know, for how you treated me at the gala? I'm still picking cake out of my mane!"

Blueblood couldn't say anything. The pain of his horn in its new place was too bad. Plus, his flanks felt like they were on fire.

"Answer me!", Rarity yelled. Blueblood still didn't answer.

"Ok", Rarity said, "If you don't want to talk, I'll just do this". She turned around and gave him an Applejack-style buck in his crotch.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!", Blueblood screamed in pain.

"Pinkie, hoof me that ax", Rarity said.

"Here" Rarity grabbed the ax in her telekinesis and used it to cut off his most sensitive area.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!PLEASE STOP! PLEASE! PLEASE!"

"Ok", Pinkie said, "Rarity, lets finish this".

"Ok Pinkamena", Rarity said, making them both giggle at the emphasis of Pinkie's whole name. Rarity pulled out a very thin string and wrapped it around his neck. She held one end in her mouth and Pinkie held the other end in her mouth.

"Goodbye Bluey", Pinkie and Rarity both said ad lib. They both yanked the string hard, causing it to snap off Blueblood's head. A fountain of blood covered the two mares.

"It sometimes does feel good to be dirty", Rarity said, making the two mares giggle again. Pinkie grabbed a chainsaw and turned it on. She used it to cut Blueblood's head-less body open. She grabbed his large intestine in her mouth and her it over Rarity's neck.

"You have a new scarf Rarity" She kept digging and soon found his no longer pumping heart.

"Found it Rarity"

"Excellent, Pinkie".

About two minutes later, Pinkie and Rarity went back into the kitchen with some "cupcakes".  Rarity took a bite of one, and then spit it out. She looked at Pinkie, who was ravenously stuffing her face.

"You like these?"

"Yep, I call them "Royal Cupcakes, made from royal jerks. Only available in one flavor: disgusting!" They started laughing and went back to eating their "cupcakes". Rarity smiled.

'Revenge tastes so good', she thought to herself.