Sterling Heights to I-75 S to Trenton.
Do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? If you do, your completly fucked up in the head. I'm being very nice here right now. If you are offended, leave. If you want to rage at the end of this story, stay. Ok, lets begin.
I never liked it. I never did. I going to drive to Miami for a family reunion. From Detroit. I always hated doing those family reunions. Because of one thing: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. I am the only boy out of 5 kids. Even though my siblings are above 20, they have a soft spot for a girl T.V. show. These family reunions are actually for the siblings only. So all my sisters drove or flew to Miami for these reunions. He had no choice but to come. My sister, Maddie’s house was in Miami, the one who got his siblings to watch the show.
‘Fucking sick’ I thought to myself as I walked out to my Ferrari 458 Italia. I work at the Ford plant and made a lot of money. There was one thing he was going to like driving down to Miami. His friend Troy. He said there was an empty house next to his and was being sold for cheap money. Plus the Aston Martin dealership across the road will add to his collection. He liked cars, his sisters did to. But they have stickers of the characters on their cars. Like in Forza 4. He called Troy.
“Whazz up?” He said.
“Hey budd! You heading down?” Troy asked.
“Yep, I Just got in my Ferrari, So you ready to burn?”
“Oh yeah, I ordered the supplies and should be here when you come.”
“Got to go. Bye dude.”
“See ya.” Phone call end
Yeah, I hate the show that much. I burn MLP stuff on Devils Night with Kyle before he went on a drive from Detroit to Milwaukee. He had to take the ferry. The boat exploded because he saw something in Lansing and he didn’t do what it told him to do. He died for it. I’m always on my guess that it was Roonie. A so-called friend. I never talked to him after kyle’s death. Even tried to assassinate him on Devils Night last year. He was my friend before he went brony and I hated him after he killed Kyle. I’m planning on killing him right on the spot. 3 long years after Kyle’s death, and he’ll finally pay his price. I’m now in my neighborhood looking for that bastard. Bingo. I slowly drive up to his house and get my gun ready.
“Hey Bills!” Roonie calls.
“You will pay the price for killing Kyle.” I say back.
“Are you st-”
*BANG* I shot him in the stomach. I should’ve looked before I shot him because a police car turns his lights on.
“Shit!” I yell.
I do a 180 and manage to drive away fast enough for the cop to not catch me. I look in my rearview mirror and see the cop running over to Roonie. Poor guy, I really didn’t want to go that far, but if you kill my friend on a boat, yeah. I quickly get to the ramp onto Interstate 75 S to Detroit. I made sure I made smoke so the cop couldn’t see my license plate. I know it didn’t work, but a man can try can he?
Part 2:
I’m listening to Reptilia by The Strokes. Love this song. Especially the guitar parts. I see that I am low on gas. I go another 3 miles till I see a gas station. I pull in and a kid in a Ford Expedition yells.
“WOAH! DADY CHECK THIS OUT!”
I wave to the kid and his dad walks over to me.
“Well son, where’d you get this beauty?”
“I bought it. I work at Ford.”
“C’mon sonny, can’t you buy a Ford in their honor?”
“Well, I have a Ford Focus RS500.”
“That’s my boy!! We’re coming back from Atlanta. We live near Madison Heights.”
“I know where that is. I live in Sterling Heights.”
“That’s pretty close to us. Shit where are my manners! Mr. Pleser!”
I shake his hand. “My names Billy Grosburg.”
“Well, nice meeting you. I have to get going.”
“See ya Mr. Pleser!”
He gets into his Ford and drives off. I realize my fill is done and I pay for the gas and leave.
I’m in Detroit now, driving close to 90 miles an hour. It’s clear sailing from where I’m at. I think of Mr. Pleser and I saw his daughter. She had a Rainbowdash shirt on, like the one Roonie was wearing when I…
I stop for gas again in Riverview. It cool that you can get gas and look at Canada from here. I see a cyan Lamborghini Murcielago pull up next to me. It has Rainbowdash on it.
‘Am I seein this right?’
To my surprise, a girl gets out and looks at my Ferrari and I look at her Murcielago.
“Mines 20 percent cooler than yours.” She says.
“That’s great honey.” I say.
That shuts her up. She walks inside the gas station to get something I guess. I get a devilish plan. I get some black spray paint and spray “I’m Gay” I big black letters so everyone can see it. It’s funny cause it’s a very expensive car and she ruined it. Plus, Rainbowdash is gay. In my opinion. I only have time for have the tank before I see her. I quickly put the pump back and step on it. I can see her screaming at me. I accelerate to 70.
I’m now past Trenton. I plug in my ipod and start to listen to Monster by The Automatic. I like the beginning, it really pulls you into the song. The point where he says “What’s that comin over the hill is it a monster, is it a monster?” I see a blue and black Murcielago speeding up to me.
“Oh. Shit.”
