//-------------------------------------------------------// Richtofen in Equestria -by carlos69- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// time to party //-------------------------------------------------------// UNwelcoming Richtofen woke with a splitting headache. He could see color everywhere and he didn't like it. He said nein to bright. He heard a voice say what are you. He saw a purple unicorn with a purple dragon with her. Richtofen screamed and said what is zis. The unicorn tried calming him by trying to touch him. He simply backed away and said stay away. The unicorn said to calm down. Richtofen said it speaks I must be high. The unicorn said my names twilight sparkle what's your name. Richtofen said it is none of your concern mutated horse. Twilight was horrified of what he said. I'm not mutated she yelled. Richtofen was speechless. He heard another voice, it was Samantha. He knew it right away it was her. He started to get angry and yell. Are you behind this Samantha. She giggled and said yes and i hope you like your new home bye bye now. Richthofen was so mad he had smoke coming out of his ears(just like the cartoons). Twilight was confused on who was he talking too. Richtofen noticed this and calmed down. He said   sorry im just confused. Twilight said what are you. Richthofen said he was a scientist of group 935. He didn't say anything else. Twilight was curious but didn't push it. She asked him for tea. He said yeah tea sounds good. (Meanwhile on moon) The three soldiers were on their last moments and Dempsey was sure of it. He told Nikolai and take to go to the teleporter. They moon walked on it shooting zombies at the same time.the teleporter started making sounds. It made a loud band and the three soldier blacked out. They awoke with headaches and volmiting. They noticed they were in a garden of some sorts. Nikolai said hey food I'm a happy drunk now haha. Dempsey simply rolled his eyes and sighed. Hey guys look a cottage let's see if any one is home I could use a bath and dinner now Dempsey said while pointing at the cottage. Takeo was not sure to trust this but followed Dempsey. Nikolai said i hope theirs vodka and then he followed Takeo to the front door. Dempsey knocked softly. He waited a few seconds and the door opened slightly. He saw a pair of cyan eyes staring at him and then the door closed. //-------------------------------------------------------// Beginning //-------------------------------------------------------// beginning It was a very fun day on the moon. Richtofen was playing with Dempsey , Nikolai, and Takeo. He saw them shooting and said Dempsey your luck is running out. Dempsey yelled back Richtofen I'll kill you. Richtofen laughed then said Dempsey I hate you. Takeo was out of ammo and started crying, that cry baby Nikolai said to himself as he threw a stemtec. A undead astronaut teleported in front of Dempsey. He grabbed his zap gun and blew it to high hill. (Meanwhile in ponyville) Twilight was trying to do this spell to find different worlds. She somehow messed up and saw the moon overrun with the undead. She noticed a ghostly figure in the sky laughing at the three men fighting. She was processing what is going on. She then teleported back in her library. (Back on the moon) Richtofen was laughing as much as possible at his undead army. He noticed a purple thing in the corner of his eye. He turned to see nothing. He ignored it. He started hearing the voices again then everything went black and silent.