Princess Twilight's Fan Mail

My little ponies,

I am most pleased with the positive reception this tome chronicling the correspondence between myself and my friends has received. It's so wonderful to see this rich collection of history enjoyed by all of Equestria.

Many of you are wondering if this great series will continue, and to that I say...

No. Fuck you. Eat my ass and die, bitch.

With love and affection,
Princess "I twerk to Vanilla Twilight by Owl City, and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me" Sparkle.