IROD SPARKLE!
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Once upon a time Twilight Sparkle was just walking through the desert when, POOOWGH!
She was kidnapped by TERRORIST D: "You will make us veapons to fire at Equestrians with!"
so Twilight said "FUCK THAT!" and she made IROD PONY, and became irod pony, and she was like PAKOOO! PAKLOWA WOW!!
And she shot the terrorists they shot her but it didnt do anything because irod pony was made of IRON, and she's invincible!
And she was like "Man, look at me :D" EXPLOS-
Then one day she was walking throught the desert again, but she got to go home this time! And that was the end for a while UNTIL!!!!!
IROD SPARKLE WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE, And made a new IROD PONY that was even better than the first IROD PONY!
And she used it to fly and then she went whoa then she went whoa then she went whoa again and then she went to the MOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA and then she was like whoa
and then he flew! and then she flew a thing and there was a plane then it blew up and it went PLAKWOOO and then the guy DIED but he didnt realy die cause irod sparkle saved his life and then she killed another guy
and then she save some village in the middle east or somethin
and then for a while everything was :D until her best friend MAJOR APPLEFACE was like "HOWDY IROD PONY, GUESS WUT? I KNOW YALL R IROD PONY!"
And Irod Sparkle was like "FUCK YOU DIPSHIT" and he was like "HEY IROD PONY, I HAVE A BETTER IROD PONY THAN' YALL!! I CALL HIM irodER PONY:D"
And Irod Sparkle was like "HEY SARGENT DOUCHEBAG SHUT THE HELL UP IROD PONY'S MY IDEA"
So then they fought and she was like "woah" and then she got BLOWED UP PLAKAWOOJAWOW And then she died but she didnt really die but the other guy died! but then rarity died but we didnt even metion her BUT SHE DIDNT DIE EITHER!! :D
And then she went to a thing and there were a million people there and she just was like "I AM IROD PONY, IAMIRODPONY I AM IROD PONY!" and they were all like WOAW and thats the end? EEENNNNOPEEE
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!111 D:
IROD SPARKLE 2: THE REVENGE OF MAJOR APPLEFACE, HER SISTER MAJOR DICKDASH!
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IROD SPARKLE 2: THE REVENGE OF MAJOR APPLEFACE, HER SISTER MAJOR DICKDASH!
IROD SPARKLE 2: THE REVENGE OF MAJOR APPLEFACE, HER SISTER MAJOR DICKDASH!
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APPERENTLEY, MAJOR APPLEFACE HAD A SISTER WHO HEARD ALL ABOUT MAJOR APPLEFACE! SO SHE WENT TO HER GARAGE AND MADE HER OWN IROD PONIES, SHE NAMED THEM IROD PONY2 IROD PONY3 IROD PONY4 AND IROD PONY 5! SHE WAS REALLY PROUD OF HER WORK AND SHE WENT TO THE PLACE WHERE TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS SO SHE COULD GET REVENGE!
SHE FLEW FOR HOURS UPON HOURS TRYING TO FIND TWILIGHT SPARKLE! THEREWAS A BIG SIGN THAT SAID "TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS HERE!" AT PIZZA HUT, SO SHE IGNORED THAT AND FLEW ON ABOUT HERE BUISNESS! AND SHE SEARCHED AGIAN BUT DECIDED TO CHECK OUT PIZZA HUT THIS TIME!
PIZZA HUT
12:04 PM
TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS JSUT EATING UP A PIZZA WHEN PAKKLAWAWO! APPLEFACE'S CRAZYASS SISTER POPED IN WITH A HUGE FROWN ON HER FACE AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE "HEY YA CRAZY CUNT, YOU EAT ALL THOSE PIZZA AND YOU'LL GET A WICKED BAD TUMMY ACHE"AND TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS LIKE "SCREW OFF MAJOR DICKDASH" SO DICKDASH GOT ANGRY AND SHOT HER WITH HER LAZORS AND WAS ALL "DIE IROD SPARKLE" Cause Twilight Sparkle turned into IROD PONY and was all PEW POW and punched MAJOR DICKDASH FLEW INTO SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE AND WAS ALL "I WILL BE BACK!"
IROD SPARKLE was happy and it was the end! UNTIL!!!!
DICKDASH HAD RETURNED TO PIZZA HUT WHERE SHE SAW IROD SPARKLE WAS GONE! SHE FLEW AROUND LOOKING WHEN SHE FOUND HER! SHE WAS IN SOMEPONY'S ARM, AND SHE WAS HOLDING AN APPLE! WAIT....."THATS THE TWILIGHT BOOK SERIES!" AND SHE FLEW AWAY! AND THERE WAS LIKE A VILLAGE ON FIRE AND SHE WAS LIKE "IM GOING TO DESTORY THAT VILLAGE" AND SHE FIRED HER LAZORS AT THE VILLAGE AND THEN SHE FLEW AWAY AGAIN BUT SHE WENT TO NEW YORK SO SHE COULD GET ONE OF THOSE COOL LITTLE SNOWGLOBES BUT THEN SHE RAN INTO IROD SPARKLE! "HEY MAJOR DICKDASH!" IROD SPARKLE SAID MAJOR DICK DASH WAS ALL "HI IROD SPARKLE, GUESS WHAT?" "WHAT?" "TIME TO DIE!" AND SHE PUNCHED IROD SPARKLE!
SHE FLEW STRAIGHT INTO THE BUILDINGS AND WENT TROUGHT THEM! AND THEN SHE DIED! BUT SHE DIDNT REALLY DIE! "COME A ME, BRO!" DICKDASH SAID AND IROD SPARKLE WAS LIKE PLAKULAWUU AND DESTROYED MAJOR DICK DASH AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE "WIZZAM WO HOLY BALLS!" IROD SPARKLE WAS LIKE "MAN, LOOK AT ME"
SHE GOT HER OWN PARADE IN HONNOR OF DESTROYING MAJOR DICKDASH! AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE "YEAH!" THEN SHE WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE AND DID SOME WORK ON HER IROD PONY BUT IT WAS BORING SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT SO SHE WENT BACK TO THE CITY WHERE RARITY AND PINKIE AND FLUTTERDOUCHE WERE ALL SMILING WAITING FOR HER! AND IT WAS THE END! BUT THEN!!!
MAJOR DICKDASH HAD ROSE FROM THE ASHES AND PUNCHED IROD SPARKLE!! D: IROD SPARKLE WAS LIKE "DOUCHE!" AND SHE PUNCHED HER BACK AND THEY WENT INTO ONE OF THOSE EPIC DRAGONBALL Z FIGHTS WHERE THEY DO BATTLE IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT OR SOMTHING......THEN!!!! IROD SPARKLE USED HEADBUTT AND IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!! AND MAJOR DICKDASH DIES FOR GOOD THIS TIME, AND RAEITY HAD ALSO DIED FOR WHATEVER REASON THE MEDIA DECIDES. AND IROD SPARKLE COULD FINALLY SAY IT WAS THE END!
THE END! UNTIL!!!!! SHE WENT BACK TO THE DESERT AND FOUND THE REMIANS OF HER FIRST IROD PONY! SHE PICKED THEM UP AND WENT "i am.....i am.....i am.......i am.....IAMIRODPONY I AM IROD PONY I SHOOT UP BADER GUYS, AND THEY CRY LIKE BABIES CUS' IM THE IROD PONY!"
AND THEN IT REALLY WAS THE END :D
