Derpy Childhood

November 13th

Dear, Diray

It's been a while since I wrote in this dusty old book, so I don't know what to write in these things so i'll just go with the facts. My name is Derpy Hooves I'm 7 years old and I don't know what else to write. Well I'll guess i'll put this book under my bed again.

Sincerely, Derpy Hooves

*Derpy puts book back under bed*

"Well at least that is done" Derpy said. It's pretty late, I guess I'll just go back to bed.

*goes pitch black*

"W-W-What happenen, Is anypony there",said derpy.

*Heres door creek open*

H-H-H-H-Hello Is that y-y-you momey?

*Lights turn on and a bunch of ponies are laughing at derpy*

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Did you see that, said firefly still laughing her guts out. I sure did and even better I caught that on camera, said Sappfire Flame. go away, said derpy.