Welcome To Apploosa

Sorry if we caught you off-guard. We're running the broadcast early so we can all get home for thanksgiving.

Welcome To Apploosa

A mare by the name of Applejack arrived in town this morning. She comes by regularly to see her relatives. This time she came to say Happy Thanksgiving. She did not mention the long-lost starship uncovered by her cousin. Maybe she is just not into science fiction.
Applejack claimed she saw a crashed wagon on her way here. She says when she went to investigate, a reptilian eye made up of blue flame followed her into town before latching on to another pony. If this eye begins to follow you, please report to the mayor. It can be separated from our friendly witch's eyes due to it's tendency to ask to you deep, personal questions that you would think about asking a pony for quite some time before asking .Do not confuse this with the reptilian eyes made out of green flame. Those are very important to the ecosystem.
With thanksgiving falling upon us, the major farm families of Apploosa become slightly more boxed-in than before.

With that slight detail out of the way, the manager of Blood Lake State Park has asked me to give a quick safety reminder. Do not swim in the blood lake.Do not eat anything from the local plant life as it has drank from the blood lake. Do not drink from the blood lake. Doing any of these could result in burning from the inside out or sudden uncontrollable power over the dead. And most importantly, have fun.
The ghostly buffalo apparition has settled down and finally purchased a home. He had been trying for a very long time and yet everypony he tried to negotiate with was driven to insanity. It must be rough for him.
For trade news, the rift into Tartarus blocking the front road has not yet closed meaning no trade has gotten through from the front in quite some time. It does not seem like many ponies have caught on. Shame. Now for the weather.

I'm sorry if this is a disappointment but I really have no deep personal thoughts at the moment. However a deep,personal thought comes from that.Should the fact that I have none disturb me? Is it abnormal to not have any thoughts hidden deep within your mind? Thank you listeners for always being ponies I can let loose these thoughts upon at the end of the show. Now I must say happy Thanksgiving and...

good night, dear listeners...

good night.