Sonic Discord - Equestrian Chaos

“Holy--- that's a BIG cat!”

Dan looked at the sight before him. That adorable but brain-dead wall eyed gray horse was accompanied by a giant purple cat that looked equally as braindead as her. “No time, derps. We have enough going on right now and I doubt you two can help.”

Derpy and Big on the other hand, were not so easily turned off by such sentiment. Big replied with “What seems to be the problem?” and Derpy could not help but ask “Are you sure I can't help?”

Dan was no less unconvinced of their uselessness though. “Can you move Ponyville back where it was?” After asking that, though, Queen Chrysalis cut in with “While I doubt it bothers Dan, everypony but Dan, Fluffle Puff, and myself, as well as the 2 of you, is missing.”

“Missing?” Big asked, having not noticed it himself as not many people, of ANY species lived near his place. He had certainly noticed the geography of the Mystic Ruin area had changed... but that was about it from his perspective.

“Oh...” Derpy said, before remembering something. “I saw a shine coming from the fountain, Big! Maybe it has something to do with the disappearances!”

Did Dan just hear Derpy say something... brilliant? “Maybe that's why everybody is missing and Ponyville is god knows where! But if I find out who did this...” The last part was in Dan's usual vengeful tone that indicated anyone implied to be on the receiving end was going to suffer.

Which earned Dan an odd look from Chrysalis. “What?” he said. “Do you think that if nobody is here to make food or furniture, life will be EASIER?”

-AT THE FOUNTAIN-

Big and Derpy, along with Dan (and Mr. Mumbles, he would never be parted with her again), Chrysalis, and Fluffle Puff, went to the fountain, when Fluffle Puff made one of her usual excited gasps and jumped into the fountain, emerging from the water with a green piece of a presumably once-larger jewel in her mouth. The jewel piece began to glow bright as the TARDIS could be heard and indeed, the TARDIS showed up in the immediate area. Rainbow Dash came out along with the Doctor... who noticed that Derpy was nowhere near as excited as he was expecting her to be upon seeing him.

“Hey guys!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed. “And fluffy pony... and I guess a human... and Changeling queen?!”

“Oh, hello Rainbow Dash.” Chrysalis said, seemingly showing no hostility at all.

“You're not fooling me. I don't know how you got back into Equestria, but you're going back where you came from!” Rainbow Dash hoped her bluff would fool Chrysalis, since she did not currently have the Elements of Harmony with her.

Dan, not sure what changed Rainbow Dash, nonetheless felt there was already enough confusion that this was more chaos in his life than he needed right now. “Rainbow Dash! Stop! I don't know how you forgot the whole situation, but I, Chrysalis and Fluffle Puff live with Twilight Sparkle and that giant princess horse of yours is okay with it!”

“Huh? I'm confused now.” Rainbow Dash had just been fed a big load of the strangest story she ever heard in what looked like Ponyville... was it her Ponyville that the TARDIS had arrived in or was it another one? “Who are you and this 'Fluffle Puff' then? Also, who is the huge cat?”

The large purple cat answered "I'm Big. Big the Cat." Reaching into Derpy's saddle bad and getting out a frog, he said "And this is my pal Froggy."

"JERK" then proceeded to tell Rainbow Dash “I'm Dan, I got sent here when my friend's wife had me test a portal and now I live in a vomit inducingly colorful land full of talking rainbow horses. And Fluffle Puff is a puffball I rescued from some perverse purple haired lookalike of the giant horse princess you call Celestia. ” The creature with the JERK shirt's words seemed to indicate she was in A Ponyville... but not the one Rainbow Dash knew.

“Fine then, Dan. But if Chrysalis starts anything...” Rainbow Dash gestured, indicating they could all board the blue phone booth that was larger on the inside.

Derpy, though, just looked at the whole scene and said “What just happened?”

As they boarded the TARDIS, the Doctor turned to Derpy and said “Hello, Ditzy. How have you been?” But her reply to him was “Don't you know my name, Dr. Hooves? It's Derpy... and where did you learn the cool accent?”

“Oh I always had the accent, I thought you might have been my assistant back in the Equestria I know. Well, pleased to meet you. I'm the Doctor, and seem to have the form of a pony who oddly enough does time related work as well... just not time travel.”