My Friends Said Your Number Was Up!

by TwilightPoopSparkle

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy, Dark, Comedy
Length: 5429

All your villains...bake cupcakes with Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie and her friends have a lot of enemies who just won't go away. They are just plain sick of them. So they do the only rational thing, bake cupcakes with them. They are having so much fun!

I am not responsible if a favorite villain of yours becomes a cupcake. If it is a hated villain, good for you.

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-08 14:19:57 UTC

Prologue

     "C'mon. I try to say I'm sorry and you just won't forgive. What's wrong with you dweebs?" A angry griffon yelled. Ponies backed up while Rainbow Dash stood still.

     "Gilda this is not cool. You are just embarrassing yourself. If you can't accept my new friends, or any pony, just leave."

     "Cool? COOL?! None of you guys are cool. I'm surprised your stupidness hasn't caused your extinction yet." Before Gilda flew off into the air, she pushed over Applejack's apple stand and slapped anyone who was foolish enough to come close to her.

     "Is everypony okay?" The blue pegasus asked. The only casualties were a bunch of ruined apples and a pony scratched deeply on the cheek. She sighed. All of her friends' enemies kept showing up and cause harm, only to leave just as soon. There just had to be something done. Something...cruel.

     Rainbow Dash walked into Sugarcube Corner only to be met by Pinkie Pie eating a suspiciously red cupcake. "Pinkie, I need your help."

     "What? Those Nasty McNasty Pants bothering everyone again?" The pegasus nods. "How did you know?"

     "Everypony can clearly see. I have an idea. Just round up Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Twilight. Trust me."

     Sooner or later, the friends started filing in, except Twilight. Just as Pinkie was about to ask, a purple and orange blur sped past the doorway. Everypony waited patiently until Twilight Sparkle entered the doorway carrying a slightly damaged crown. "Sorry I was late. It's just that SOMEpony tried to steal my crown again. I'm just lucky I was able to stop her in time."

     "Sunset Shimmer?" The rest of the ponies of the room asked. The glare in the furious alicorn's eye caused a collective sigh through the bakery. Rainbow laid a list on a coffee table with all her friend's names on it. "This is why I brought you here today." She muttered, with the slightest bit of frustration in her voice. "All this problem is getting out of control. Because we are so nice to our enemies, they are taking advantage of us. Every couple of days we are met with a terrible disaster that we have to fix. Pinkie Pie here had an idea of what we should do. Let's have it!"

     "Well..." The earth pony whispered, trailing her hoof on the wooden floor. "It's kind of personal."

     "Don't be nervous Darling." Rarity said, wrapping her hoof around her shoulders. "You shouldn't keep secrets from us, we are all friends, remember? We won't think of you any less if you tell us."

     "Okie Dokie Loki then! It's something I have been doing for quite a while, probably a couple of years at least. Okay...these are why my cupcakes have been tasting so good. They're made out of ponies."

     "WHAT?!?" Twilight yelled, pausing only to catch a fainting Rarity and Fluttershy. "How are we able to even eat them? Our bodies would reject the flesh and muscle, and Celestia knows what else!"

     "Silly Twilight! That's because I cover up the taste and smell with so much sugar and sweets! Their bodies are my special ingredient, and their cutie marks are the decoration. That's only because the cutie marks don't taste so good."

     "But that's even better!" The white unicorn swooned. "Nopony knows what happens to them, and they will taste delicious! If you don't mind, may we help?"

     "Of course you can! Otherwise I wouldn't be a good friend. Follow me." The mane six walked down the steps to the basement, eager for some sweet revenge. "I have a number system used for seeing who shall be next, but since my bestest friends are in dire need, I can skip the system for now."

     As soon as everypony walked in, Pinkie quickly closed the door, hid the key, and turned on the lights. Rarity promptly vomited on the spot. Everywhere, just everywhere was blood and gore. Inflated pony heads and organs were decorated like balloons and intestines like streamers. On a table were a couple of pony heads, including Dinky's and the party hats on the heads were made out of their own skin. A couple of tanned pony hides were hanging on the wall, and written in blood was LIFE IS A PARTY. The worst part was a dress made out of different cutie marks, six pegasus wings sown on the back, and a necklace made out of unicorn horns.

     "Please don't let anypony know about this. Mr. and Mrs. Cake said I can have this basement to myself, as long as I keep it locked at all times. Now there are only five ponies who know about my little secret."

     "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." Repeated the mane six. Now the secret will be safe forever.

     "Here are all my tools for cutting and slicing. All of the special tools are in this corner. In case you need anything else, I will be happy to supply it!" Squeaked the giddy Pinkie.

     "First we need to plan it out, anypony that was a giant nuisance goes on our list. Lightning Dust is for me, I can't believe she nearly tried to kill you all." Said Rainbow Dash, still horrified that Pinkie cut up innocent ponies in her basement.

     "That was her? Well I never! Anyway, Blueblood and the Diamond Dogs are going on here. Blueblood as you obviously know, severely embarrassed me at the gala, not to mention ruining the whole night. The Diamond Dogs, if it wasn't for my quick thinking, I would have made me a jewel slave for the rest of my life in the mines." Moaned Rarity.

     "Well...Gilda was a giant jerk. I don't know what I did, but she was so mean to me!"

     Twilight comforted the sobbing pegasus. "Don't worry Fluttershy. You don't have to do this if you don't want to.  We'll make sure she will never hurt you or anypony again. If you would like, we can get rid of Iron Will and and Discord as well." As soon as she nodded, Twilight yelled "Rainbow! Put all three of them on the list!"

     Applejack was next. "Not many ponies mess with me, but ah' would say Flim and Flam. They tried to run me and my family outta our homes! They need a good butt woopin'.

     "And don't forget about me," Twilight retorted. "Trixie and Sunset Shimmer are the worst. I for one think they need the slowest and most painful deaths. Who's with me?" Silence filled the basement until Pinkie spoke up.

     "Oooh! Oooh! Don't forget about the Changelings. And Chrysalis! Remember how they tried to take over Equestria?"

     Twilight scoffed. "I think that that may be the hardest Pinkie, but we can try. Now...who should be first?"

Blueblood

     After several days of careful planning, the numbers were drawn. Rarity squealed in glee when she saw who was choseen first. "Yes! It's Blueblood. I can't wait to do absolutely anything to get rid of that insensitive douchebag." The rest of the crew helped write a letter, inviting Blueblood to stay in Ponyville for an important party with Celestia.

     As soon as the stallion arrived, via a golden chariot from Canterlot, his nose wrinkled in disgust. "Well I never. This place is the filthiest place I have ever visited. The whole town reeks of earth ponies! But if this is a party with auntie Celestia, I guess I'm obligated to come. Just dine around, talk to some ladies, maybe bed with one or two of them, but most importantly, be myself. The girls will be all over me anyway."

     Taking extra steps to not get his 3,000$ fabulous golden coat dirty, he rudely pushed other ponies in his way into mud puddles. He glanced around, trying to find the building he was looking for. "Okay...the invitation says to walk past the retarded looking sugar bakery, turn right next to that primitive library, and AHA! The ugly and unfashionable boutique!"

     After pestering a pegasus to open the door for him, Blueblood walked into a darkly lit room. His eyes narrowed as Princess Celestia wasn't in sight, or any party. "Uhh hello? Don't keep a prince waiting for too long."

     A white unicorn emerged from the shadows carrying a rather large frying pan in her magic. "Why hello darling... Long time no see. Would you like to stay with me?"

     "H-Hey! You're that annoying pony that ruined the Gala! I knew I should have thrown you and your friends in jail." Before Blueblood had the chance for his mind to register that his life was in mortal danger, the pan klonked him on the back of his head. He crumpled to the floor, still with a look of smugness on his face.

     "Girls! I've taken care of him. You can come out now." Rarity called to five other hidden ponies in the room. Pinkie Pie held out a potato sack. "Just put him in here."

     After trying several seconds to shove the too large of a body in the sack, Twilight thought of an idea. "Blueblood eats so much fancy food that he can't even fit into the sack, but I have an idea. I know a spell that can shrink stuff. Hope it works on live ponies." She pointed her horn to his chest, and slowly started channeling magic through it. Gradually the body started to get smaller. Twilight stopped when his sleeping body was the size of a filly. "I can't wait until he sees the basement. His bratty heart will probably die on the spot."

     After putting Blueblood in the bag, they started to travel to Sugarcube Corner. Even though Rarity extremely wanted revenge, she refused to carry out the plan in her house. Outside, the other friends also carried potato sacks, so to any normal pony, it looked like they were just shopping for groceries.

     By the time they reached the bakery, the spell wore off and the bag grew heavier. It just about split when they entered the basement. He was still sleeping so they dumped the body onto the table and tied the leather straps on all four of his hooves.

     "How do we know that he is still unconscious? He could just be fooling us all along." Pinkie said. She stuck a needle in his neck and immidiently started pumping it with adrenaline. Blueblood's eyes shot wide open and he began to scream in horror at the sight. (And not because his royal backside was touching a "common" metal table.) "Oh Somepony help me please! I never deserved this fate! I'm too fabulous to die."

     Pinkie put on her dress and twiddled a knife in her hoof. "You are already going to spend an eternity in Hell, so I might as well make it worth your while. Rarity, you can get your revenge. Don't kill him. I will finish him off."

     "Ohh! This is going to be so fun." She picked up a steak knife and admired it for a little. "You know, white is my favorite color. It's not because I'm that color obviously, but it shows stains easier. White also matches with a lot of colors. Blue, green...you name it. But my favorite combination is red with white. Now you can see why."

     The knife lowered down before resting at Blueblood's penis. Rarity tried creating the smallest nick in the middle, which resulted in a loud gasp from the victim. "Really? Wimp. Imagine now if I cut of the whole thing darling. Oh wait. I am!" The knife cut a large gash near the balls, very neatly. It almost seemed as if she was perfect for dismemberment, after all, she was a skilled seamstress.

     Blueblood howled in pain as another gash made his penis just hang by a couple of muscle stands. Blood ran down his legs as he let in deep heavy breaths. Rarity poked the fleshy member which let out a long sob from the stallion. "W-why me?"

     "Why? WHY? Because you, that's what! You were nothing like a gentlecolt. You humiliated me, ruined my best dress, and used me as a shield for some apple cake! I'm still washing cake crumbs out of my mane. I thought you were a beautiful suitor, one who would marry me. You would treat me as a lady, and we would have many beautiful foals together. You don't deserve to sleep with another mare again." Rarity's horn glowed, encasing his ruined member in her magic, holding still, Blueblood was about to ask when she would stop tourtering him with this wait when she ripped the penis off of him. Blood squirted everywhere, turning Rarity's white fur red. She tasted the blood on her hoof before gagging. "I thought revenge tasted good, but this is disgusting. Your filthy royal blood spoils the taste. I bet Pinkie's cupcakes won't taste so good with you in it." She threw the member into a corner where it created a large red stain.

     Blueblood tried to pick up a scalpel to cut Rarity or at least the leather straps, but years of never using his horn proved useless. Rarity noticed his attempts and just chuckled. "I knew you always were proud in your horn. I already took away your manhood, but now I'm going to take away what makes you a unicorn."

     Blueblood tried harder, but only succeded in creating a few blue sparks. She grabbed a bone saw and tapped his horn a couple of times. (Man, she loved being dramatic.) He almost enjoyed the feeling, but the throbbing emptiness and pain distracted him.

     "AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" The bone saw went through the horn effortlessly. More blood dribbled down the stump, getting into his eyes where he couldn't reach. The horn then flew from on the floor into his asshole. (Again, Blueblood wished he could enjoy this.) Rarity enjoyed watching the whimpering mess before turning to face Pinkie Pie. "I'm done darling. Do what you wish to him."

     The hornless stallion (in both ways) was starting to feel faint from the blood loss. Before he nodded off, another needle was stuck into his neck. He cried some more saying that the new adrenaline forced him awake. "Don't fall asleep on me yet! We still have more fun to do. But first, let me remove that nasty old cutie mark of yours."

     He tried using his blond tail to cover his cutie mark, an eight sided compass rose, but Pinkie's hoof swatted it away. In the blink of an eye, a blade was imbedded in his left side. She gripped the handle and pulled it down, causing a long tear in his hind leg. "See? That wasn't so bad! Uh...Bluey?" Blueblood didn't respond anymore, just blood dripping from his mouth. The earth pony tried injecting more adrenaline, but he didn't wake up. She checked his pulse; too late, he had already died of blood loss.

     "Awwww...that stinks. He didn't see me gut him yet. His body wasn't build for it I guess. I expected more resistance than that. Oh well, might as well finish my job." She used her teeth to tear of the remaining cutie mark before slicing open the belly. It just wasn't fun like this. She wanted to hear the screams and begs of her victims.

     Once all the organs were deposited in a tray, Applejack helped dumped the body in a bag. (Rarity deemed none of the remaining body parts suitable for anything, except food for the dogs.) Making sure that nopony was looking, the farmer carried the bag into Whitetail Woods and carefully unwrapped it.

     Gagging slightly at the stench, Applejack brought out a match. Placing stones carefully around, she lit the match on a dry set of leaves. Once the match was perfectly lit, the body was consumed immidiently. The body slowly decinterated, leaving only a large pile of ashes. Applejack managed to carry all of the ashes to a stream, when she heard crying. That sounded like...Applebloom?

     A bruised Applebloom was crying at the stream, occasionally stopping only to splash the water in frustration. "Applebloom?" the yellow filly looked up. "What's wrong little sis?"

     "It's those jerks Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon again! Their bullying at me for being a blank flank get's worse everyday. Today they beat me up! Ah' wish something bad really happened to them." Applebloom shoved her hooves in mouth. "Wait! ah' didn't mean it like that! Ah' just slipped, ah' promise. Please don't be mad at me!"

     Applejack wrapped her hoof around her sister and brought her close. "It's okay. Sometimes ponies have bad feelings in them. Ya' are allowed to talk to somepony if ya' want."

     Applebloom returned the hug. "Thanks big sis. Glad ah' talked to you." The farmer was ignoring her at the moment. Right now, she had a great idea. 'Ah' wonder if Pinkie has room for two more on her list.'

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon

     "Of course I do Applejack!" Pinkie giggled. The two ponies were in Sugarcube corner and Pinkie was finishing pouring Blueblood's organs into a cupcake batter. "If they are a Nasty Mc Nastypants, they can be on the list. Fillies are the easiest to work with. They sound so silly when they are in pain!"

     "Thanks Pinkie. You won't believe how much this means to Applebloom. I have a great plan. First we round up Diamond..." The rest of the plan was then spoken in hushed whispers.

     "Perfect! Let's go!"

     It was the end of another school day. Ten students waited patiently for the bell to ring, except two. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were very excited. Today they were going to help Applebloom get her cutie mark, hopefully a bullied pony mark. The teacher Cherilee walked to Tiara's desk with a note in her hoof. "Diamond Tiara, I have a note that says that your dad isn't at your house. You have to be immidently at Applejack's barn by 3:30."

     The brat sighed. "Yes Miss. Cherilee." Then the bulling will take place tomorrow. Diamond galloped to the barn, she didn't want to displease Applejack. She shoved Applebloom who was crossing paths to Sweetie Bells's house for a play date."Move it blank flank."

     Diamond walked into the barn, catching Applejack washing some towels. "Listen up missy, since your dad isn't home, you are going to help me with some chores."

     "Ulgh...fine. But why can't you let Applebloom do the job?" The magenta filly complained.

     "Because she is having a play date right now and ah' want to talk to you." Applejack gave the pink earth filly a stern glare as Diamond gulped. Did Applejack already know?

     "Awwww ah'm just kidding with ya'. But one question, does this smell like chloroform to ya'?" A white funny smelling rag was shoved into her face. Diamond knew that chloroform was bad. Her daddy told her that evil ponies used it all the time to catch smart pretty girls like her. She tried to gallop away, but the substance reached her senses so she tripped and collapsed.

     Applejack didn't want to be a murderer, so she tried to be as fast as possible. But Diamond still had to suffer. She walked to a corner where a couple of pitchforks were resting. With tears in her eyes, she approached the sleeping body. 'This is for the safety of my sister.' The farmer threw the pitchfork as hard as she could. The pitchfork decapitated her head and pinned it on the wall behind her body. "Yippy kai yay mother bucker." She yelled as she threw the body under some hay and started stabbing it with the pitchfork, just to make sure she wasn't alive the slighest.

     Rarity came over to help clean up the mess. Applejack was shocked that the unicorn brought knives with her, but slightly relaxed when she saw what Rarity was doing. "Rarity, are ya' sure Applebloom would want that apron? It looks disgusting."

     "I'm sure that she would ABSOLUTELY adore it. Now she can wear Diamond Tiara forever." The mare finished removing the cutie marks from the sides. "I heard what you were planning with Silver Spoon, and I'm making the apron. Imagine the look on Silver's face when she sees that her best friend has been turned into a piece of clothing."

     "Ah' guess it could be okay, but please finish by tonight. Applebloom's coming home in a couple of hours." This had to take place at Sweet Apple Acres. Pinkie couldn't afford to have another pony know her secret. Fillies are notorious for telling secrets.

     Stars were starting to climb into the sky by the time the yellow filly came home. Applejack rushed to her and hugged her hard. "Remember the little talk we had about those bad feelings?"

     "Yeah..."

     "This will be the first and last time you will ever feel like this. C'mon, follow me to the barn." The duo walked into the barn silently. Applebloom's jaw dropped. Silver Spoon was rocking back in forth, but she could barely move because she was bound up, blindfolded, and gagged. She also saw a pale magenta body hiding under some hay. It looked like Diamond Tiara, but it was missing her head, cutie marks, and large sections of skin.

     Applebloom felt something solid near her hoof. When she kicked it away, she screamed at what the object was. It was Diamond's bloodied head, wearing a sleepy derp face. She was still in shock when something leathery was tied around her waist and neck. Phew...it was just Applejack...and a magenta apron?

     "Rarity made ya' a pretty apron. Be sure to thank her later. But guess who is on the apron? It's Diamond Tiara! She won't bother ya' anymore." Said Applejack.

     "..." There was an awkward pause floating in the air for about a minute. 'Ah' guess Applebloom didn't want it.'

     "THANK YOU APPLEJACK!" The little filly buried her head in her sister's neck. "This is the best present ever! Ah'm so happy that Tiara's gone. Silver Spoon wasn't as bad, but she still made fun of me and beat me up."

     "Yes. You may do whatever you like to her, after all, ah' captured them. It was to risky to let ya' kill both, so I got Diamond for ya'. But PROMISE me that you will never have these feelings again."

     "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. Ah' also solemnly swear on mah' and everypony that ah' know's life." This really sealed the deal, otherwise, everypony would be dead.

     "Good job Applebloom. This tray right here is all the supplies for cutting and over here is where ah' put the special tools." Applejack explained, almost as casually as Pinkie Pie. You have to adapt quickly.

     "Hey Silver Spoon?" The blinded head followed the filly's voice. "Guess who is going to be a blank flank?" The silver filly let out a muffled moan. "You aren't fun. Let me take this gag off of ya'." Even with the gag removed, Silver stayed silent as she trembled in fear.

     "Oh well, it was worth the shot. Cutie Mark time!" Applebloom grabbed the nearest weapon; it didn't matter to her which one she picked. The tool was a axe. It was a bit big, but it would do. "Just hold still please."

     Applebloom wasn't experienced at all with sharp weapons. She tried cutting off the silver spoon cutie mark, but more or less hacked into her pelvis. Silver screamed as loud as she could for mercy. "APPLEBLOOM! PLEASE STOP! YOU ARE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS. YOUR BETTER THAN THAT! I WANNA GO HOME!!!"

     "Sorry, ah' can't do that." Applejack said as she watched the scene. "Granny Smith and Big Macintosh are visiting relatives in Trottingham, and the nearest house around is miles away. But keep up the good work Applebloom. Ah' managed to snag Silver as she was looking for Diamond. She will never know what this decision would have cost her. Ehhh, ah' might have caught her in the middle of the night as well, but ah' digress."

     Once Silver's pelvis and parts of her legs were basically in bloody chunks, and exposing a lower rib or two, Applebloom moved onto the next step. "Now ah'm going ta' make sure ya' can't make fun of me ever again." She put a large metal ring in Silver's mouth, forcing her to open her mouth, and Silver couldn't scream out loud any more. Her whole world hurt.

     The yellow filly grabbed a vegetable peeler, using the axe would just rip Silver's mouth open; though that would be a cool idea. Forcing Silver's long flat tongue right next to the peeler, Applebloom activated it. Layer after layer, the tongue ripped. Silver started screaming in terror, but she couldn't form words properly. Blood spilled quickly from her mouth, staining the hay easily. Her tongue was now in ruins. Little sheds hung here and there, but most of it was on Applebloom's hoof. "What do ya' have to say to yourself?"

     "E...hdn..hssssh." Was all Silver could say. Pain was in all of her senses, but there was nothing she could do. She just wished she was with Diamond hopefully in heaven. Just somepony make her suffering stop PLEASE!

     "Hmmmm...ah' thought that would shut your trap." Applebloom thought for a bit. Wait. Cherilee's lessons on the equine body! What was it? Oh yes...the vocal cords. But it was in her neck. How can she destroy it without cutting a jugular vein? Might as well save that for last. But first...the eyes. Silver's purple eyes always mocked Applebloom. Watching her flank be bare all the time. Now the eyes won't be so mean.

     Applebloom ditched the vegetable peeler for the spoon. It would be funny anyway to scoop out somepony's eyeballs. Silver Spoon's freed eyes managed to catch a glimpse of her mutilated body. "Ewww," the red mane filly cringed as she watched her victim vomit on herself. "Why did you do that? At least when ah' am done, you won't be able to see your vomit anymore."

     The spoon loomed closer and closer. Silver tried to blink as fast as she could to detour the spoon, but the sliverwear plunged deep into her eye. The silver filly screamed herself hoarse as the spoon twisted this way and that. Applebloom scooped the eye chunks into a plastic bowl until she stabbed Silver into the eye again. She even ripped out the eye stems!

     A red mist invaded Spoon's vision before blackness. One of her precious senses was removed. The one her own daddy said that's what made her so pretty. 'I wonder what daddy would say if he saw me in this state.' She thought of her mangled cutie mark resting in a bowl and began to cry through her empty sockets.

     "Here's for all the times you called me a blank flank." A knife sliced across her neck, and Silver fell unconscious. Yellow hooves ripped her own throat open as Applebloom searched for the little nick in her neck. By the time Applebloom found the chords and slashed them, Silver started to choke on her blood.

     "No! Don't die yet. Ah' wanna gut ya'!" The knife dug into Silver's belly, failing miserably at cutting it open.

     "Applebloom stop! You've done enough damage!" The little filly was gnawing on the still heart of the bully. "Please..." Applebloom ignored her begging sister who was now beating the body. Applejack tried to intervene, but Applebloom hissed and threw the knife, barely grazing the farmer's shoulders.

     "Twilight! You have to help me!" Applejack burst through the library doors, startling Twilight from one of her experiments.

     "What is it? Did the police find Blueblood's body?"

     "No...ah' cremated it and dumped the ashes in the river," panted Applejack. She just ran seven miles at full speed to get to the alicorn's house. "The problem is Applebloom. Ah' thought it would be a good idea if she could have revenge on that bully Silver Spoon, but boy, was ah' far from right. Applebloom has been beating and mutilating the carcass of Silver for the past few minutes, thinking she is still alive. When ah' tried to intervene, she hissed and threw a knife at me! Mah' own sister!"

     "Oh my Celestia!" Panicked Twilight. "I-I don't know what to do. The only explanation is that she is severely phycolgically tramatized from this experiment. If you wish, and I may add that it's very risky, I know a spell that can erase any memory, no matter how far back. I find it very useful for helping PTSD veterans get back on their hooves."

     "Ah' doubt that she is tramatized, because she was enjoying this procedure. But I would like to erase this memory. I can't believe ah' made such a poor decision."

     Twilight just grimly smiled. "It's okay Applejack. The spell is fairly harmless. However, ANYTHING that reminds Applebloom of the memory, all the feelings and thoughts will come rushing back. It will lead to an extreme case of skitzafenza. I remember one time I helped a PP2 (Pony Apopcolypse) veteran named Flippy. Anytime he heard anything that reminded him of the war, he basically flipped out and murdered anypony he saw."

     "Yes ma'm." Saluted the farmer.

     "That means you must hide anything that reminds Applebloom of Diamond Tiara, or any sharp objects. I guess that also means...I have to erase both fillies' parents' memories. Filthy Rich would probably thrown your body in jail to rot. I bet they are comming to the barn right now."

     When the duo reached the barn, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's body parts were littered everywhere. Twilight nearly stepped in a piece of brain and Applejack ducked from a liver being thrown at her head.

     Applebloom looked like she took a bath in blood. Her coat was the same color as her hair, and she wore a maddening gaze. "What do ya' want? Ah' need to finish killing Diamond and Silver! Ah'm going to get my revenge cutie mark soon."

     Twilight cautiously tiptoed to Applebloom. "I think you have done enough sweetie."

     The filly took a menacing stance with a saw in mouth. "No ah' haven't! And stay back...ah' don't want to hurt ya'."

     "Ah'm sorry Sugarcube, but you already hurt mah' heart. NOW TWILIGHT!" A green beam shot from Twilight's horn to Applebloom's eyes. The filly had a confused face, before fainting on the ground. "Phew...it worked."

     "Diamond Tiara? Silver Spoon? You fillies in here? C'mon it's ten o' clock. Leave Applebloom, it's time to go home." The families of the two brats knocked on the barn door, ignoring the stench of dead and decay.

     Twilight and Applejack locked the barn door and placed a chair to prevent it from being opened. "This may be harder than we think. Cherilee...ponies in town...they will all remember. I'm going to erase their memory, except ours. This way we will never make the same mistake again. I'm sorry." Twilight closed her eyes as her horn glowed. The green laser shot strait up into the air and billowed out into a cloud over the town. Soon everypony forgot about the two fillies. Everypony except Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie.

     "We can't afford to do this again. This will now be the closest call we will do. All the murders will have to take place in the basement of Sugarcube Corner, no exceptions. Let's clean up this mess before anypony remembers."

     Filthy Rich and the others forgot what they were doing. They were coming up to the barn for something, but it was nothing. Cherilee was in her classroom grading papers. When she stumbled across a name that said 'Diamond Tiara' it confused her. "I never had a Diamond Tiara in my class." She just shrugged and threw the paper in the trash can.