A Day Off

Chapter I: Shoulda Bought Opps Insurance

"Thank you, come again!" Rarity said to Lyra as beads of sweat ran down her forehead. She tried to smile meekly but the mint colored unicorn wasn't buying it. She knew Rarity was hiding something and Rarity full well knew that she could spot her 'problem' from a mile away.

"Are you sure you're okay Rarity? I mean I could invite you over to our Saturday night 'fun', just be forewarned that Bonbon always cheats at Twister, once she get into position to use that tongue she-"

"I-I don't know what you're talking about, I'm entirely fine I assure you. I'm just feeling a little under the weather recently, that's all." Rarity smiled meekly but she knew Lyra could see right though her. Being one half of the most well known lesbian couple in town meant she could spot a mare in distress, no, practically smell a mare in distress a mile away.

"Well, If you change your mind my offer still stands. We could always use a third wheel in our adventures and frankly Berry Punch has been well....herself, more so lately." Lyra picked up the box marked 'Private:erotic goods' and set it in her green saddlebags, half of it still hanging out.

"You sure you don't want the more discreet unmarked package dear? There's no need to go flaunting what you and your significant other are doing." Rarity said as she pointed to an unmarked brown cardboard box.

"It's fine. We get the occasional homophobic slur but most of the time ponies don't care, plus advertising this means we can help others come out of the closet. Besides..." Lyra smiled but narrowed and fluttered her eyes. "The occasional new blood, third wheel keeps things spicy if you know what I mean."

"I see, I will think about it I guess. I do want to know who has been saying homophobic slurs at you, names if you could would be nice so I can make a list of those banned from my shop." Rarity said indignantly.

"You don't have to go that far, it's mostly young colts that don't know any better. Too much voice chat over X-cubestation four I guess. The older ones are easy to turn though..." Lyra said in a flirty fashion.

"Easy to turn? I'm afraid I don't follow..."

Lyra lowered her voice and whispered in Rarities ear. "Lets just say that me and Bonbon tell them that two mares and a single colt may as well be a 'make a wish foundation' if you get my meaning. The last stallion that gave us issues had to be carried out on a stretcher when we were done with him."

Rarity's face went bright crimson. "Oh...oh my word. That's a little bit too saucy for my tastes." Rarity was having second thoughts about joining Lyra for a 'fun' night but remembered that neither of them were into her sort of 'fun'. For that she needed her partner but sadly, Fluttershy was in Hoofington for the weekend on an animal counting job.

"Having second thoughts are we?" Lyra whispered. "If you drop by we could even break out the mare breaker 3000 for this special occasion."

Well that was a big turn off. Rarity thought to herself. She remembered why she only took up Lyra and Bonbon as a last resort. Penetration play is good and all but not being able to walk straight and the after pains over the next week were not worth the mare breakers whole five minutes of pleasure. Not even counting the fact that she felt like an airbag back down there after using it, so loose and the like.

"I'll think about it. I have to wait for a delivery this afternoon before I close up shop for the day." Rarity said with as much fake sincerity as she could muster.

"Well, don't keep us waiting too long. We only have so much maple syrup for the night." Lyra winked at Rarity and walked our the door, winking on the way out.

"Finally." Rarity closed the door and locked it. She quickly pulled down the shades, breathing heavily as she ignored the burning sensation from her backside. After getting the last shade down she bent forward giving herself leverage from her chin on the side of the stage and reached both forelegs back to her neathers and began to rub, slowly.

*Clop*Clop*Clop*

The sound of her hooves colliding with one another, her heavy breathing and a "shhickkk" like sound from her neathers was the only thing one could hear in the entire shop. "Oh, momma needed this so badly..." Rarity vigorously rubbed her hooves across her sex, so much so that she fell on her side from the excitement, unable to keep her balance.

"Ha...ha...hnmmmm" Rarity moaned.

*Bzzzzzt*

Rarity shot up, her head swimming from the sudden break in sensation. "I wonder who that could be?"

"Delivery from Equestria mail service!" A yell came from outside.

Rarity, in her lust had almost forgotten she was waiting on a package. "I'll be right there!" Rarity moved toward the door and looked at her hooves, the smell of fresh sex juices was all about the room and the delivery pony would most surely notice. On a pedestal by one of her dresses was a rack of rare perfumes, some of which would run a dozen bits just for a single spay.

"Better smelling good than being embarrassed I say." Rarity quickly looked over the labels, finding one that only cost four bits per spray and picked it up with her magic. "This should do fine." Rarity picked up a bottle labeled "Autumn Pine" and sprayed a mist across her hooves. Her nose immediately contorted in protest however, the smell was ludicrously strong for a single spay. The odor was more akin to a lumberjack that had been cutting pine all day, sweat and all.

"Gross, Now I smell like pine and swamp ass. Who in blazes made this disgusting concoction?" Rarity said as she tossed the bottle in the trash bin.

"Ummmm ma'am? I'm still here and I need a signature for this if you would be so kind." The voice from the other side of the door said.

"Oh sorry darling." Rarity walked briskly to the door and unlocked it. Standing at the doorway was a grey mare with a red saddlebag and a postal service cap. She had crossed orange eyes, a sporty yellow mane and a bubble based cutie-mark on her flank. In her mouth were strings connected a brown box with a very small label on the under side.

The mare smelled the air and immediately closed her eyes in disgust. "What is that terrible odor? It's like someone got into a fight with a tree and didn't take a bath for a month after."

Rarity faked a smile, trying to come up with a clever fib to cover her tracks. "You know how it is, I have to test the products I sell and sometimes they are very...unpleasant to say the least. By the way I have seen you before I just can't put my hoof where?"

"Rainbow Dash's friend, kinda sorta crashed into town hall. Derpy is my name if you can't remember it." Derpy Set the box down and reached into her saddlebag and pulled out a clipboard. "Sign here, quickly if you could. I think I feel my lunch coming up."

Rarity grabbed the pencil danging off the side of the clipboard with her magic and signed the document, not paying any attention to the text above. "Sorry about the smell and all darling."

Derpy put the clipboard back in her saddlebags and took off into the air, hovering a dozen or so feet off the ground. "Don't worry about it, I have to deliver a package to the Wonder Bolts locker room. Now THAT is a terrible stench." Derpy gave a little salute. "Thank you for using equestrian speed mail, have a nice *urp*" Derpy covered her mouth. "Day." Derpy flew off, her face looking rather green as she left.

"My word, I need to find something to neutralize this as soon as possible. I can't be smelling like a fart in a pine Forrest while I'm..." Rarity stared at the box for a moment. "Well, doing that anyways." Something was off, normally the place she ordered from was very discreet about having the box mostly unmarked but this one had all kinds of reshipment jargon on it, including a stamp from Staliongrad.

"Oh well I guess it must have gotten lost in transit." Rarity picked the box up with her magic and headed upstairs to her room. When she got up to her room she opened her door and set the box down by the foot of her bed. "Now where is that odor neutralizer?" Rarity rummaged though her cosmetics until she found a clear bottle with a large X mark on the label. "Ah, here we are."

Rarity picked the bottle up and sprayed the contents over her body. The smell from the earlier perfume began to dissolve, leaving only a light pine scent in the room. "Oh, I guess I can salvage that other stuff if I mix it with this. I'll have Twilight look into it later, but for now..."

Rarity looked at the box on the floor, her neathers quivering with anticipation. "Fluttershy may not be in town but that doesn't mean a girl can't have a little solo play." Rarity trotted over to the package and ran her hooves down the side of the box. She wanted to wait until much later tonight but the shop was already closed up and her body kept saying yes.

"A black lace corset, a new riding vibrator, a new whip, new foreleg restraints and new leg spreaders." Rarity sat down, remembering the things she ordered. "Oh, I simply cannot wait!" Rarity began to tear the packing tape off the box with gusto, imagining all the stress from the week that she was going to relieve. "One last strip..." Rarity peeled off one last strip of packing tape and the box opened, spraying packing peanuts over her floor but when she looked inside her jubilation soon turned sour.

"A... hat?" Rarity lifted what looked like a cowpony hat out of the box. "This is...odd." It was like no cowpony hat she had ever seen before. It was obviously a stetson like her friend Apple Jack wore but with little bits of red lace that came down over where the ears would be and what looked like a leather muzzle on the end of said lace. "Maybe they sent this as a bonus?"

Rarity looked into the box and pulled out another item. Two pairs of boots, one pair with little chains attached to a leather collar that had a handle like protrusion jutting out the back and the other locked together with what looked like a pair of fuzzy hoofcuffs. Underneath was leather flank chaps that had little straps that looked like they were used to hold a tail out of the way.

"Oh dear, they sent me the wrong order." Rarity looked into the box again and there was on more item in a plastic case. "What is this?" She lifted the object out of the box, it looked like a dildo of some kind but not the one she ordered. She turned the dildo over and found a label on the other side and began to read it out loud.

"Heavy Cowgirl self-bucking dildo, the only way to ride. Warning: The self-bucking function is a little rough, those with hip problems may want to try the light version."

Rarity had heard of this toy before. She had seen it in her catalog on a few occasions but never got around to buying one. The illustrations showed that it had tendrils that wrapped around the mare's thighs and tail and would hump into her on its own will. She almost had the urge to take it out and try it herself but her curiosity turned to another topic. If this wasn't an error of her order then who was it originally intended for?

Rarity set the dildo aside and lowered the flaps on the box, looking for a shipping address. "Seven zero four, Sweet Apple Acres?" There was a red stamp clear as day on the upper part of the flap. The lower part had billing information for-

"Apple Jack?" Rarity said as she leaned back in shock. "Oh my."

She didn't intend to but she had inadvertently stumbled upon another ponies fetish, her own best friend, Apple Jack. "If I got her package, then who got mine?" Rarity sat there for a moment, the thought of another pony finding out her secret and blabbing it to others could ruin her business or worse; her reputation. "What to do, what to do." It was bad enough she now knew that Apple Jack was into bondage, a fact that deep down kind of turned her on, but her secret being out in the open was something she just couldn't wrap her head around.

A knock and a opening of a door broke her line of thought.

"Rarity, you here?" A call came from downstairs.

"Apple Jack?" Rarity knew that strong southern accent anywhere. She had to resist the urge to tell her to come upstairs.

She's probably figured out her package was accidentally sent here. Rarity thought as she looked at the various cowgirl themed bondage gear strewn about the floor. "I need to pack these up and act like I never opened it." Rarity fumbled with her magic as she tried to fit the objects one by one back into the box but found them being stubborn, bulging the box on the sides as she tried to fit everything back in.

The sound of hooves hitting wood echoed up the hall. "Rarity?" Apple Jack was coming up the stairs.

Oh my, shes coming up here!" Rarity flew into a panic as she tried to cram the last item into the box. She then quickly strapped the packing tape back over the flaps of the box , pressing it with all her might to make it stick. A knock at her bedroom door made her jump.

"C-come in darling." Rarity said in a nervous tone as she just managed to get the tape to stick.

Apple Jack opened the door and walked into the room, carrying her own box that oddly enough looked as if it were opened. "I got this package from Derpy that was addressed to you. I opened it though, it has some kinda fancy corset thing on top. Didn't dig further though I didn't wanna pry into yer..." Apple Jack stopped mid sentence and saw the box on the floor.

"Is that my package by chance?" Apple Jack asked as she stared at the box.

"Y-yes, it was delivered to me by accident." Rarity replied.

"You...didn't open it did ya?" Apple Jack asked nervously.

"If I said no, would you believe me?" The box behind Rarity burst open, raining bits of shipping tape and packing peanuts all over the room. "Well...I'm sorry darling. I thought it was my package before I realized who it was for."

"Well, this is right awkward. I guess you already know then?" Apple Jack asked.

"Yes, I guess I do know. Never fret though, your secret is safe with me." Rarity said confidently.

"Really? I mean if this got out..." Apple Jack said apprehensively.

"Oh dear, it's nothing to be ashamed of." Rarity moved to give Apple Jack a consoling hug when she hit the box on the floor with her right hoof, knocking it over and spilling the contents onto the floor.

"Oh my..." Rarity tried to kick some of the items back into the box with her hoof while in the hug but some of them fell right back out.

"Rarity, yer customers have a some strange tastes, I mean iffin I didn't know any better I would say those were leg spreaders." Apple Jack broke the hug and examined the item as Rarity worked frantically to get the other items back into the box.

"Wait, there's something written on it." Apple Jack said.

Rarity reached for the leg spreaders to put them into the box when Apple jack jerked away.

"Whoa nelly, looks like one of yer customers has the hots for ya! this bar says 'Raritys been a bad mare' written on it." Apple Jack handed the bar over to Rarity with a sly grin on her face. "I reckon somepony has the hots for ya."

Rarity put the bar back into the box and stared at Apple Jack for a brief moment. I'm sure that would have given me away. I guess I should count my blessings that Apple Jack can be dense sometimes, bless her soul. "Why, yes. I do occasionally get oglers that want my name on all kinds of strange things. I have been told by a certain dragonling that I apparently have a fabulous posterior."

"I know the feeling, at the last hoe down I was being checked out by some stallions. Said I have nice hips or sumthin. Big Mac shooed em off though, kinda a bummer if ya ask me. He can be a bit overprotective at times." Apple jack said somberly.

"Well you know, he's overprotective of you just like I'm overprotective of Sweetie Belle." Rarity replied.

Rarity didn't know whether Apple Jack was intentionally being dense or just hadn't put two and two together yet. Either way a part of her kind of regretted that she didn't catch on yet. It would be nice to have an occasional third party when Fluttershy was out of town. Her secret would be safe with Apple Jack and she wanted another partner but being a lady she knew that Apple Jack would have to make that request, it would be uncouth for her to be forward in this situation.

Wait, she's a lady too...what if she never makes such a request? Rarity thought. The thought of having a mare that was not only stunning physically in her own way dominate her made her quiver in delight. And that flank, there was so much she could do with a fit, muscular flank like Apple Jack's. The whip play alone would be-

"Ummm, Rarity?" Apple Jack waved her hoof in front of Rarity's face.

"Huh, what? Did I miss something?" Rarity shook her head, breaking her daydream of Apple Jack whipping her while in bonds.

"Ya kinda spaced out there for a moment. You almost looked like you was drooling or sumthin, you ain't hungry are ya?" Apple Jack asked.

"Well I could eat but dinner will have to wait, I still have more work to do." Rarity said.

"Same here, south field still needs bucking. Maybe we can get together later and talk about mare stuff." Apple Jack said as she put the contents of her box back into the container and tossed it on her back.

"I would like that darling. Later tonight maybe?" Rarity asked.

"Sure, ill come over after I tuck Apple Bloom in." Apple Jack stepped out of Rarity's bedroom and closed the door behind her. "See ya later tonight!"

"I look forward to it dear." Rarity replied as she stuck her ear against the door. She listened closely for the sound of hooves colliding with wood followed by the sound of a door opening and closing, after a few tense moments she heard the door shut. Rarity waited to see if Apple Jack was coming back up but no sound came. She turned her attention to her partially opened delivery. Rarity slowly opening the box and began to pull out the new items one at a time, taking as long as possible to fawn over her new toys. The first thing she pulled out was the leg spreader that Apple Jack held up earlier.

"I still can't believe she thought this belonged to somepony else, I mean if a customer asked for such a thing they would no longer be my customer. Well, except maybe Fluttershy or I guess Berry Punch, though only if she were sufficiently drunk." Rarity put the leg spreaders across her back legs, the straps magically adjusting to her girth as they automatically snapped tightly around her thighs.

"Oh, self adjusting straps, neat." Rarity pushed the bar down with her magic until they clasped down around the spot just above her hooves. The next item she pulled out was a velvet and black lace adjustable corset. "Fluttershy will absolutely adore this, she looks so good in black."

Rarity slipped on the corset and suddenly she felt something on her back legs. "Oh the brochure wasn't fibbing, it magically generates stockings when worn." On her bag legs where a pair of black and red stockings each one with a little metal clip that attached to the bottom of the corset. Rarity tried to adjust the corset but found that that wasn't required, after a few moments the corset began to slowly tighten up. The area around the chest was firm but not too tight like her old one and the straps seemed to intentionally tighten up by her backside, pushing her flank out and making it appear larger than before.

"I really wish Fluttershy were here, like that one artist said 'do side bends or situps but please don't lose that butt'. I must say though the stockings are a little loose fitting but otherwise not bad." Rarity pulled out the next item, a black laced handle followed by a long slender leather neck, ending in multiple small leather straps; a whip. Rarity lifted the whip into the air and with a crack whipped her own behind with it.

"Oh my that has a sharp sting to it." Rarity inspected the part of her flank where the whip collided to find only some redness and no cuts. "That's good, the old one used to leave marks, even cuts. This one has a nice sting to it and doesn't raise any questions from prying eyes."

Rarity lifted the next item out of the box. Twin black and red leather foreleg restraints with multiple brass buckles and what looked like a chain that led to a red leather collar. "I can put these on last." Rarity levitated the arm restraints over to the bed, setting them by her pillow and reached into the box one last time.

"I know it is here somewhere, ow!" Rarity felt a electric shock on her hoof and pulled away. After rubbing her hoof she moved the packing peanuts out of the way and lifted a deep blue vibrator into the air, examining it closely. It was around eight or so inches in diameter and around nine inches long. Along the entire length of the vibrator were small ring bumps, each one with what looked like three small bumps where little brass electrodes peeked out, no doubt what shocked her earlier. Unlike her previous dildo, this one ended in a rounded end and not a flat head like a typical stallion member.

"Excellent, this will work perfectly for both me and Fluttershy. She may be a bit deeper than me but this one spreads you slower than the old one and I dare say I cannot wait to try the forced orgasm mode. The initial electrical shock might put off Fluttershy at first though." Rarity levitated the dildo over to her bed where it stood in an upright position at the end.

"Well, I guess it's time to get on with this then. No better time to break the new gear in than the present I suppose." Rarity hopped into the bed, the leg spreaders making it somewhat difficult to position herself but nothing a few adjustments from her magic couldn't fix. Next she slipped into the foreleg restraints, the leather collar wrapping tightly around her neck automatically. "Little tight there..." The collar loosened a couple notches, apparently the gear responded well to verbal commands. She put her forelegs behind her back but before she could manually buckle and wrap them with the leather straps they buckled tightly on their own, the corset then wrapping lace around to make sure she couldn't break free. Oddly she didn't tilt over face first into her pillow, the garments must of had a built in magical counterweight.

The corset began to slowly adjust how and where it was putting pressure, almost as if it were massaging her flanks in preparation for the sexy fun to come. "Oh this feels wonderful. I wonder though..." Rarity tried to struggle against her bonds only to have the lather collar contract, as well as the corset and foreleg restraints. The counterweight seemed to give way as well as she fell face first into her pillow.

"So forceful, momma likes." The garments rewarded her gratitude by lifting her off her pillows and lifting the whip into the air. "Punish me! I've been a bad mare." The whip end cracked against her flank three times, each time dragging the strands seductively over her flank before hitting them again.

"Oh yes, more, more!" Rarity yelled.

Suddenly the door to Rarity's room opened. "Rarity, it think yer toilets weird, it keeps making funny smells when I-" Apple Jack stood there, her mouth hanging wide open.

Rarity stared back, her mind racing for a way to possibly explain her position away but came up blank. There was no way Apple Jack was dense enough to believe any excuses she could make up.

"Would you believe I was product testing, maybe?"