Tradition!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pastel Pony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Pinkie Pie
Length: 875

Pinkie Pie upholds her yearly tradition of waking her friends on Thanksgiving in a turkey costume.

Every year on Thanksgiving Pinkie Pie dresses up as a turkey and wakes up all her friends.
At 6 AM...

Naturally, nopony is very happy

In fact a few are downright terrified

This year, a crashcam shows us what happens...

Published 2013-11-29 00:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-29 00:30:03 UTC

Please Go Away

The following is a video feed from the video camera attached to the pony Pinkamena Diane Pie. It documents her activities of this year's Thanksgiving, in which she conduct her yearly tradition of waking the ponies who call themselves her friends with loud calls and music.
The scenes you are about to witness may shock you.
Those who are faint of heart or are allergic to songs about the merits of Thanksgiving should leave now, lest they risk bodily harm.
Please view at your own discretion.

6:00 AM- Sugar Cube Corner

“Hey there! This is Pinkie Pie here, trying out my first year video-taping my tradition of waking up everypony on Thanksgiving! Ooh!!! This is gonna be sooo fun! I even wrote a new song this year! I can't wait for all my friends to hear it, they just love my Thanksgiving songs! Well, what am I waiting for? let's do this!

6:10 AM- Sweet Apple Acres

“GOOD MORNING APPLE FAMILY! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!”

“Oh come on! Every year!!!”

“Cheer up Applejack, it’s Thanksgiving!”

“No! Go Away!!!”

“Ohhhh…Lemme Innn…I even wrote you guys a song!”

“GAH, APPLEBLOOM COME HELP REINFORCE THE DOOR.”

"No way! I'm getting out of here!"

"Fine! Big Mac, come help me!"

"...Nope."

6:15 AM- Carousel Boutique

“HAPPY THANKSGIVING RARITY!”

“Pinkie Pie!! For the last time, some of us need our beauty sleep!!”

“Well maybe, but you don’t!"

"Go away before I call the police Pinkie."

"Well that wouldn't be very Thanksgivingy of you! Where's your Thanksgiving spirit?"

"It's arriving at 9 AM with a cup of coffee!"

"Hmmm...well I've got just the thing to boost your spirit! Look! I brought my spare costume for you to wear!"

“Get yourself and that disgrace to fashion out of my house!!”

6:20 AM- Fluttershy’s Cottage

“Hey…hey fluttershy…IT’S THANKSGIVING!!”

“Umm…Pinkie Pie. I thought I told you to please stop waking me on Thanksgiving.”

“Oh don’t be silly! I think I might have remembered something like that!”

“But… didn’t I tell you yesterday?”

“…………"

"Could you please leave?"

"You wanna hear my new song?!?”

"No."

"You sure???"

“Angel, would you be a dear and escort Pinkie Pie out?”

“OW OW OW OW! Quit shoving you dumb meanie bunny!”

"Sorry Pinkie..."

6:25 AM- Rainbow Dash’s House

"HAPPY THANKSGIVING DASHIE!!!"

"What the...Pinkie Pie how did you get into my bedroom?!"

"I took a hot air balloon up, and then climbed through your window, silly!"

"Of course you did....Sigh..."

"C'mon cheer up Rainbow Dash! It's Thanksgiving! The only thing possibly more awesome than you!"

"...What?"

"...nothing. So you gonna get up or what?"

"Ugh...Pinkie Pie what's it gonna take to get you out of here as soon as possible so I can go back to sleep?"

"Well...you can either hear my Thanksgiving song or put on my spare costume."

"......All right, give me the costume."

"Okie Dokie!"

6:30 AM- The Library

"HEY TWILIGHT! HEY SPIKE! WAKE UP IT'S THANKSGIVING, AND YOU HAVE JUST GOT TO HEAR MY NEW SONG ABOUT IT!!!"

"...Huh?"

"PINKIE PIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"

"Ohh...I forgot. This is your first year here, isn't it? Well, every year on Thanksgiving I dress up as a turkey and visit my friends for a big Thanksgiving wake up call! Isn't that fun???"

"No it is not fun! It's the crack of dawn and I'm exhausted! We stayed up late working on a report for the princess and I need my sleep!!!"

"Oh ok...Well you've at least got to hear my song!"

"Pinkie pie get out before I lose my temper!"

"Uhhh...Twilight...your eye is twitching all funny again..."

"Pinkie...I'd get out, Twi looks pretty serious to me."

"Just one verse??"

"OUT. NOW." crash, bang, incoherent screaming...

6:45 AM- Canterlot Castle

"Sister! Sister! Sister, wake up!"

"Huh? What...What is it Luna?"

"The pink one is outside my window...in a turkey costume."

"Oh Faust! She's here early! Quick lock all the doors and windows!"

"What is happening sister?"

"It's Pinkie Pie, Luna! Pinkie Pie! Pinkie Pie on thanksgiving!!!

"HAPPY THANKSGIVING PRINCESSES!!!"

"Ahhhh!!! Huury, through the trapdoor and into the panic room! That door won't hold her for long!" bang, crash...

"Oh hey princesses! Are you playing fort in your little trapdoor room again?? Well, guess what? My friends didn't have time to hear me song again...So you're the lucky ponies! Isn't that super exciting?!"

"MOTHER OF GOD NO!! PLEASE NO!!!

"OHH...THANKSGIVING! THANKSGIVING! HOW I LOVE THANKSGIVING...ITS THE BEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEARRR. EVERYPONY LOVES THANKSGIVING, WITH ITS LOTS OF CHEER. GEE I WISH THANKSGIVING WAS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR...EVERY. DAY. OF. THE. YEAR!!!!"

"I'm scared sister."

"Me too, Luna. Me too."

End transmission

We have shown this to you today in order to remind us all of the victims of the yearly early morning wake up calls on Thanksgiving.
And to warn you of the danger that is still out there for all of us.
So, no matter what. If you see a pink pony in a turkey costume outside your window on a Thanksgiving morning,
turn off all your lights,
lock your doors,
and get to your Panic Room

Then pray to god that she doesn't find you.

It might just be your last hope...

Author's Note

I was bored, okay?