One day in Ponyville, a wondering male pony was looking for someone to talk to. He decided to stop by Vinyl's place because of the great bass she DJs with. He banged on her door, then the music stopped, but Octavia answered the door. "Hello. Are you the new guy in Ponyville?" Octavia said. The male pony said "Yes. I am. My name is Jirou. 'Jirou' is a Japanese name meaning 'second son'." Vinyl replied, "NICE TO MEET YOU, JIROU! YOU WANNA HEAR MY BASS CANNON?" Jirou replied, "Sure. Can we have more fun afterwards?" Octavia replied, "What do you mean, Jirou?" Vinyl said to Octavia, "I know what he means," then to Jirou, "and no. I know Rainbow Dash wants to. She has been looking for somepony to bang." Jirou replied, "Okay, thanks!"Jirou then sped out of Vinyl's house and flew to Rainbow's house.Jirou knocked on Rainbow's door. Rainbow answered the door and said, "Hello. Nice to meet you." Jirou replied speedily, "Hi! I'm Jirou! Can we bang?" Rainbow stared at Jirou speechless for a minute. Jirou said, "Is someting wong?" Rainbow said, "What?" Jirou replied, "I have been working on some of my Chinese accent. Is something wrong?" Rainbow replied, "No, it's just... I have been waiting to hear those words for a long time and I didn't expect to hear them so soon. I ABSOLUTELY DO!" Jirou replied, "Okay, then let's get started!" Jirou then got on Rainbow and started humping. Rainbow was pleasurably moaning, "Ohhhhhh yyyyeeeeessssss! Thaaaaaat feeeeelllsss gooooood! Giiiiivvvvvveee mmmmmeeeeee mmmmmmooooorrrrrrrrrre!" Jirou kept humping for another half-hour before he came. Five minutes passed afterwards and Rainbow said, "That was the best experience ever! I didn't know it would feel that good!" Jirou replied, "I agree. See ya later." Rainbow said, "Wait! Can we do that every day?" Jirou replied, "Absolutely yes!" then went to Vinyl's house again. Only this time, Vinyl's so-called bass cannon wasn't playing, and she was waiting outside. Vinyl asked Jirou, "How'd it go?" Jirou replied, "That was the best experience I have ever had, and same for Rainbow." Vinyl then replied, "Well, I guess I was wrong to decline your offer."
