*CRACK* 'Ow that hurt' i thought as i went to get up from my couch.
"Well Good morning" My Grandmother said to me when she saw me get up from the couch
"Tater tots?" i said
'god i love tater tots taste good haha.' "sure thing, Chuck can you turn on the stove?" My grandma said
. "Oh for God's Sakes Elane Everytime i come down here its do this do that" my Grandpa said
"well someone just woke up did he?" said my grandma
'yes i think he did just wake up lol' as i went to the refrigerator to get something to drink. *YAWN* 'lets see how long i slept for i slept at 3:30 Am and its 5:25 PM so i slept for Roughly 15 hours bit longer then usually but ill take it' i thought as i sat at my Computer Seat.
"Lets see here YES all my Downloads are done so Skyrim is complete and Crysis 2 is done, worth over 20GB" i said
then i went onto Youtube and started watching some Uberhaxornova videos and then went and played on Garry's Mod for a bit and was on PonyLivingRP and went Princess. 'YES it was accepted my name is now Princess Molestia hahaha' then
someone who acted like Twilight Sparkle Came over and said "hey princess wanna have sex! follow me". i then said "NO we do it in public" then she ran off and yelled NO. "lol what the fuck".
Anyways i think that's enough of the little beginning i should give you my description my age is 12 im 5'2 have blackish-brown hair and im Pretty much a Gamer my parents are not dead i just go to my grandmas on weekend but its Thanksgiving Break and im also suspended from school so i got a week here. I was suspended because i was defending myself when i almost got punched in face and blocked and hit back im not tough i rarely eat meat so i bruise easily, im also bullied alot so i have depression it's a bit big not much too the point where i cry everynight but makes me sad ANYWAYS back to story.
So it was 2:00 Am and i went to go sleep on couch and i did my daily thing i turned off lamp grabbed my blanket laid down and did this weird thing where i dreamed of helping Nightmare moon or Chrysalis and Either dreaming of telling Luna i love her or Celestia.
" *sigh* wish i was in Equestria i love luna so bad but WHY do i love her she is a cartoon and...not real *Sigh* "
then I felt a big Wind Push me off couch and when i thought i hit floor i kept falling and all i see is blackness then i hear a voice.
"so Human you want to go to Equestria and love my daughter then your wish is my command."
I felt like i was still falling and thought "WHAT KIND OF FUCKING DREAM IS THIS, ITS WORSE THEN THE DREAM WHERE I WAS SUFFOCATING AHHHHHHHHHH"
then i was half unconscious when i heard voice said "The human is going to our beloved Empire, Solaris" Said the Voice
"Good hopefully our little shy Daughter will be more talkative...if she loves him that is."
'WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT' I almost Said out loud but i urge myself to be quiet. "I think they will, they have a lot in common." said the man voice
and just before i fell into unconscious i heard "Sleep well Human Adventures await you" then i slept.
*GASP* *Cough* "The creature is awake your highness!" something said after i woke up
"yes Lieutenant i can see that. Creature can you hear or Understand what i am saying right now?" said a gentle womanly voice
"*Cough* yes i can and who and where am i?." i said
then The Woman responded back to me but...for some strange reason it sounds like i know her. "You are in the Royal Castle here in Canterlot we found you after a large magical signature i never seen before"
'wait a second that voice the city and castle name it....it...I REMEMBER MY LITTLE PONY' I Widened my eyes as i saw who i thought it was Princess Celestia and i was in the throne room in castle.
"Wow this is my first pony dream and soo vivid too best.DREAM.EVER" i said out loud
then i saw Princess gave me a weird 'what the fuck are you on' look and she said "um sir this is not a 'dream' as you call it and what do you mean by 'first pony dream' " Celestia said
'hahah omg maybe i should go along with it but....let me act like a prince hahaha
" *cough* nothing Princess i hail from another country called...." i trailed off in my posh fake accent
'SHIT what should i say um..um..GOT IT. "i Hail from the country Eternal Night" i said
then i paused 'wait did i just say Eternal Night WHAT THE FUCK IM AN IDIOT.' just as i though Princess Celestia eyes went wide as possible and said " why is it called that" i quickly formed up something and said.
"well Because Most of my kind love the night although were no Nocturnal we always stay up and do activities at night." i said in a slight Nervous tone
" but if i may ask why were you...Shock as i should put it." i said
even though i knew answer 'I wonder if she would lie....but i don't see why though' i thought "well a Thousand and two years ago my sister Luna turned jealous when she saw that ponies did not love her night and wanted it to make it Eternal so i tried to talk her out of it but she just grew angrier and attacked me so i therefore had to banish her too the moon and two years ago she came back and we used elements to free her from Creature we call Nightmare Moon". She said
"oh thats why im sorry about what you did." i said in a sad tone
'man hearing it from her makes me all sad *sigh*' it thought. "Do not Be Prince....What was your name? im sorry i did not ask earlier" Princess said
" Oh no worries my name is Prince...." 'Dammit not this again' "sorry i am still tired anyways my name is Prince
"It's Prince..Lunatic Your majesty" I had said 'DAMMIT why did i use my username for my games this is going to bite me in the ass later when i meet Princess Luna i can already tell that'.
"Well...that's a weird name no offense and i think you also agree when i think you are lying to me" Celestia said to me with a raised eyebrow.
" I assure you Princess as royalty to another that my dear parents named me Lunatic, why i do not know they probably had changed it after problems i had with my parents as a infant *chuckle*" I smirked then Celestia laughed for a bit then when she calmed down she said
"Well already i can tell you are a nice...what are you?" Celestia asked "a Human your majesty a...evolved ape if you will." i had said as my answer. "Well as i was saying i can already tell you are a nice...human." 'well Celestia is being nice to me so maybe im not a threat to her....YAY!' then after i thought that i felt immense pain like fire and heard "SISTER I HATH SAVED YOU!" and after that i thought it was Luna most likely that said that Celestia said "LUNA THAT WAS A PRINCE FROM A DIFFERENT WORLD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??!?! "But i had saved yo...wait did you say prince from another world oops im sorry *squee*. " 'damn im in pain but that was cute as fuck' i had thought right before going unconscious.
"ughh my back iT FUCKING BURNS OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL HIT ME A FIREBA-" *Cough* i stopped my Squealing and looked to my right and saw both princess looking at me in shock at the language i used 'most likely *sigh*' "Well...that was....loud to say the least but you are in pain so i can understand" Celestia said and right after she said that was was grabbed in a tight hug by Princess Luna "IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY Oh BY THE STARS i did not mean to hurt you oh i should have waited and see who you were" Luna said very fast but a speed where i can still understand her. " I accept your apology...um whats your name?" I had said but almost gave away my knowledge of them "Oh its Princess Luna but you may call us Luna we hath done so much damage to your body but atleast i did not damage your...machine." Luna had said 'wait...what machine' "what machine"
I had asked then Luna used her magic and i saw my....'IS that my mp3 player how did that get here' i had thought and then "this strange Cubed thing we think it might be broken" Luna had said to me "oh thats my mp3 player" i said then the Princesses had a 'what the fuck are you talking about' look on there faces "it plays music where ever you are" i had said then they had a 'i do not believe you' look so i had turned it on and when i looked at the battery it had a infinite battery 'meh probably because magic is like electricity and its always charging i dont know' so then i went into artist and chose a song that had TONS of depressing stuff but good to listen to Deuce: The one
Youtube Video
then surprisingly the princesses were bobbing there head to it "we both like it a tad bit depressing but good non the less.
after that we listen to some songs and then they took me to a guest room and i had slept and i prayed that this was not a dream because i want to be here forever and ever.
Luna's POV
"wait did he say his name was Lunatic!?"
