Echo Complex

All citizens need to know about Troubleshooters.

Friend Princess is the voluntarily elected ruler of Echo Complex. She protects and guides us all from the horrors and atrocities of the mutant commie-traitors, the void outside of the Complex, and erasers. She, however, cannot do this on her own. Her right hand in the protection of the Complex are the Troubleshooters, whose loyalty and tenacity can't be stopped by even the most powerful lasers and explosives! Perish the thought of secret organizations, traitors, and erasers! The Troubleshooters will protect you and all lead molecules!

Author to be deleted for high-treason by: referring to Friend Princess's non-existent appendages, secret organizations, incorrect molecule; we use graphite, and erasers.

Attached file for Troubleshooter candidate

Congratulations from Friend Princess! You have been selected as a candidate to become a Troubleshooter due to your past accomplishments as an Infrared citizen! Your duties may include but are not limited to:

1. Whatever the Princess tells you to do.

2. Whatever a higher level clearance citizen tells you to do.

3. Destruction of all erasers. (Use and reference to erasers allowed under certain conditions which will be reviewed upon debriefing. As well as here.)

If you don't want to be a Troubleshooter, you can opt out by:

1. Having your pattern deleted.

2. Killing yourself 12 times. Yes, it's the same thing, but not everyone has access to their patterns.

The Princess will judge your aptitude and ability by your first Troubleshooter mission.

~XOXOXO, Int. Sec.

P.S. Congratulations on becoming a Troubleshooter! More importantly, congrats on no longer being Infrared! They're literally the only clearance worse than Red, which is you now. It's not regulation, but I took the liberty of having the higher quality drugs being shipped directly to your new room! Better get there before your five roommates take them all!

P.P.S. It is regulation and the previous officer has been deleted for the low-treason offense of lying for no reason

Hidden attached file.

Your items are stashed in the normal place for your secret organization. Don't let anyone find out about your mutant powers, or your opinion on communism, if you enjoy your pattern.

Remember, it's convenient to be the only living Troubleshooter left on your team. Your in luck, though, because the rate of stabbing, shooting, burning, suffocating, beating, impaling, evaporating, squishing, and self-destructing has gone up by over 389% in the last month. Make it to Green and you might get out of Troubleshooting duties.

Also, and this is important, NEVER TALK ABOUT ERASERS TO OR NEAR FRIEND PRINCESS.