Echo Complex

"Okay." Saib-R-MAN suddenly speaks up, waking a sleeping E-R-ASE.

"Whuh?" E responds groggily

"I know how to get past this obstacle!" Saib responds proudly.

However, before she can elaborate, an Old Chandelier falls from the ceiling yelling, "I HATE Y-!"

It lands on Saib, and comically crushes herthrough the floor.

The Chandelier is quickly followed by a slowly falling purple Pegasus stallion wearing a Red jumpsuit. E ignores him and tries to put the Old Chandelier in his inventory.

"Oi! What do you think you're doing!?" The Chandelier asks E.

"Taking you with me." E responds.

E forces the Chandelier into his inventory. He hears an annoyed mumbling the entire time.

The Red Clearance Pegasus lands and starts looking around. Before he gets a chance to say or do anything, he gets a message on his PDC.

"Hello, Baz-R-ING. You will be taking over Nota-R-ATT's position of Happiness Officer and Hygiene Officer. You have been given Nota-R-ATT's bag of drugs to use as you see fit. You will acquire the rest of your required items from PLC." Friend Princess hangs up.

"Fucking great." He looks up at E, who is examining the Clearance appropriate color hole, "who are you?"

E looks at him, "Oh, I'm E-R-ASE."

"What are you doing? We need to get our stuff and complete our mission." Baz tells him.

"Well we can't, there a bunch of Green Clearance... er... 'Citizens' in our way." He points to the mannequins.

Baz looks at them and the contented Blue Citizen leaning back in his chair. "Psh, I can solve this."

"How's that?" E asks.

Baz yells at the Blue Citizen, "Help us you incontinent jerk!"

"Go kiss an Infrared!" He responds immediately.

E notices that Baz is now pulling out what appears to be an impromptu explosive device, but it's looks so poorly made that he's not quite sure. After looking harder as Baz primes it, he notices that is in fact a bomb. A powerful one, probably.

E runs at Baz to disarm him. He hits him in the back of the head and grabs the device.

Baz smacks him and tries to get the device back, but only knocks it out of his hoof. It lands safely without any buttons being pressed.

"Hey what are you doing over there?" The Blue Citizen shouts.

"Playing hot potato!" Baz responds while kicking E-R-ASE.

E tries to use his Mutant Power to defeat Baz, but can't concentrate. He does, however, notice that Baz has a yellow band around his hoof.

Baz headbutts E, sending him flying.

E gets up, weakly, trying to use his med-kit as he pulls out a large knife and walk towards Baz. He trips and accidentally stabs himself while horribly tearing the bandage from the med-kit.

Baz runs towards the bomb and begins fiddling with it.

It makes a loud beeping and states, "Massive detonation in seven seconds. No disarm possible."

E jumps towards it an attempt to last-second disable it. He makes it and begins trying pull wires, when he realizes he has no idea what the hell he is doing.

Baz pulls it from E and shoves it into his mouth. After a few chews, he swallows it and looks at E.

"What the hell?" E asks.

"Matter Eater." He says as he opens his mouth at E.

"Wha-" E is interrupted by an extremely large explosion.

Where E was standing, there is now a large smoking scorch.

Baz-R-ING is hardly able to enjoy his victory, though, on account of his throat and mouth are gone. He can still breathe, but he wishes he couldn't.

A FedPS delivery mare arrives and places a box just inside PLC. Saib-R-MAN's head pops out along with some of those plastic peanut things everypony liked to scrunch and tear.

She climbs out, falling forward and hitting her head in the process. She rubs her head and moves over to where Baz is lying. "Wha-" She, too, is interrupted by a large explosion, though this one is from another, lower, spot on Baz.

Much to the great amusement of whoever watches and deploys clones, Saib-R-MAN has just been hit by an explosion that had somehow gotten stuck in Baz, and... well, there's no nice way to say it: she was killed by an ass explosion.

Saib and E are launched from tubes in the floor, Baz is launched from a ceiling hole. He angles himself and smashes into E.

E's back is broken, his spine smashed. The nerves connecting his legs to his brain are severed, making his legs useless. Again. Of course, he doesn't quite understand it yet, on account of the incredible pain from having his spine broken. He manages to push off Baz.

"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LEFT TO OUR OWN DEVICES!?" Saib screams at the Blue Citizen, who was looking much more distressed.

"I'll serve you! I'll serve you! Just stop!" He responded.

Saib walks over and gives him the papers, which she got back in the same condition as when E had them, since whe's the Team Leader.

E begins crawling over to her, but stops when he sees Baz sitting on a Doge Edition Pet-Bot Beta v.1.125. It makes a whirring sound as it rolls over to the Blue clerk. Baz makes a slight squeak and sits lower on the pet-bot, his eyes go wide. The 1.125 model of Doge has a small antenna right where Baz is sitting, E remembers trivially for no reason at all.

They all arrive at the Blue clerk, ready to finally be served and get their gear so they could more properly serve the Princess.