Diamond Tiara is a Super Saiyan!
Equestria. It is said to be a magical land, filled with love and harmony. It is said to be a place where anypony can live in peace. A place where one can find happiness, whether in job they love to do, or with friends of the utmost loyalty. A land so beautiful, even demons shed tears just by gazing at it.
That is, until he came. He is known by many names, such as the Spirit of Chaos, The Lord of Evil, and the Hobo Who Lives in the Well. Nowadays, he is known simply as Discord. He is a tyrant, and no one, not even the Princesses themselves, can stop him. Even as we speak, his evil spreads.
“So, the Elements of Harmony have failed!” Discord laughed maliciously as he stared at his fallen foes. “Now that you six are out of the way, I can spread chaos all over Equestria!”
“D-Discord!” Twilight Sparkle yelled, getting up on all fours. “It isn’t over yet, we will never give up!”
“Oh Twilight, stop being such a party pooper!” Discord laughed, appearing beside the fallen princess and draped his arm over her shoulder. “You need to lighten up. After all, the parties just starting!” With a snap of his claws, a hourglass appeared before them. The sands within slowly fell into the bottom half, filling it oh so slowly.
“And what do you plan to do with that, Discord?” Twilight gasped, eyeing the hourglass wearily.
“Oh, I’m so glad you asked! You see, this hourglass is set to five minutes. When that five minutes is up, one of you will die!” Discord laughed as Twilight fell in shock.
“You’re going to kill us?!”
“Oh no, Twilight, only one of you will die.” Discord said with a stretch. “Unless, of course, you can somehow defeat me, but that will never happen.”
“Curse you, Discord!” Twilight yelled, standing back up as she charged her magic. “I don’t know how, but I will defeat you!” It was at this moment, Twilight sensed something, or rather, somepony. Can it be? A smile formed on Twilight’s face. Their savior was coming.
“Oh, and how do you plan on doing that, smarty pants? With friendship?” Discord laughed once again, though it quickly died down when he found Twilight sitting down, doing nothing. “What are you doing?”
“It won’t be me facing you, Discord,” Twilight said with a smirk, turning towards the source of power. “It’ll be her.” As she said that, somepony instantly appeared before her in a protective manner. “So you’ve finally come.”
“Sorry I’m late.” The mare said with a beautiful smile.
“And just who do you think you are?” Discord growled, glaring at his new opponent. The mare in question slowly turned towards Discord, and began walking up to him, stopping only a few feet away from him.
“My name is Diamond Tiara; I’m a Saiyan, from Equestria!” Diamond Tiara said as she glared at Discord.
“You’re insane?! What a coincidence, so am I!” Discord said with a chuckle and pointed a claw at Diamond Tiara. “But I don’t care about you, so disapear.” As soon as he said that, a beam launched from his fingertip, and headed for Diamond Tiara.
“I don’t think so!” Diamond Tiara screamed as she slapped the beam away, causing Discord to gasp.
“It can’t be!” he shouted in shock, and quickly launched more beams at Diamond Tiara, who effortlessly slapped each one away.
“You’ll have to do better than that, Discord!” Diamond Tiara yelled as she flew towards Discord, and kicked him in the face, launching him into the air.
“Gah, what power!” Discord cried as he landed, though he seemed unharmed. “I am impressed, but you’ll have to try harder than that!” With a yell, he swung his tail and hit Diamond Tiara, causing her to fly back. “I’m not done yet!” Discord yelled as he flew towards Diamond Tiara and wrapped his tail around her neck. “What will you do now? If you don’t hurry, one of the Elements will die!”
“Diamond Tiara!” Twilight cried as she gazed at the heated battle. “Please, don’t give up! You’re our best and only hope!” Sadly, Twilight could only watch as Diamond Tiara was slowly choking to death, fighting desperately to escape.
“I...will...not...LOSE!” With a cry to the heavens, Diamond Tiara ripped Discord’s tail off, causing him to cry in agony!
“My tail! How dare-” He was cut off as Diamond Tiara slapped him with his amputated tail, causing him to fall to the ground.
“This ends now!” Diamond Tiara cried as she flew into the air, and put her hooves together. “Ka…me...ha...me...HAAAAA!” A bright beam flew from her hooves, and hit Discord squarely in the face, causing him to scream in agony.
“Diamond Tiara, you did it!” Twilight cried joyfully. “You defeated...Dis...cord.” Gasping, Twilight fell to the ground motionless.
“Miss Sparkle!” Diamond Tiara cried in agony. She quickly flew towards Twilight, and cradled her in hooves. “Why? Why are you dead?!”
“Because, my dear, time’s up!” Discord laughed as he rose from the ashes, unharmed. “Did you really think a filly like yourself could defeat me?! Ridiculous!”
“No...NO!” Diamond Tiara cried, growling in anger. “I won’t...let you...get away...with this!” She whispered to herself. At that moment, the sky was covered in pitch black clouds, thunder and lightning roaring in the skies.
“What...is...this?” Discord mumbled to himself in awe, as he gazed at Diamond Tiara emanating a golden light.
“I won’t...let you...get away...WITH THIS!” Diamond Tiara roared as her eyes turned green, and her hair turned golden, spiking up into the sky. “Discord! You will pay!” Diamond yelled as she appeared before him in the blink of an eye, and smashed her hoof into his face.
“Argh!” Discord screamed as he plummeted into the earth, slowly getting back up. “What...what is this?” he asked himself as he gazed in terror at Diamond Tiara. “What are you?!”
“What am I? Hmph, you should know, Discord.” Diamond Tiara growled as she glared at her nemesis. “I am the hope of Equestria. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth.” Raising her hooves, Diamond Tiara’s muscles grew in size just as much as her anger. “I am Diamond Tiara! And I am a Super Saiyan!” With a roar, Diamond Tiara rushed towards Discord, barraging him with what seemed like millions of punches, kicks, and the occasional ear bite.
“I...don’t...under...stand!” Discord gasped as each hit crushed him easily, unable to defend himself in the least. “Please...have...mercy!”
“Fine!” Diamond Tiara yelled as she threw one last kick, hurling him into the sky. “Here is your mercy! Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAAA!” With a roar, Diamond launched her most powerful attack, completely destroying the spirit of chaos, and brought peace to Equestria.
“And that’s how I saved Equestria! The end,” Diamond Tiara said as she put her paper down, smiling at the class.
“Oh my, Diamond Tiara, that was very creative!” Cheerilee laughed as she patted her student on the back. “If you didn’t already have a cutie mark, I’d say storytelling is your true talent!”
“Thank you, Miss Cheerilee!” Diamond Tiara said happily. “But it isn’t a story, it really happened.” She said with a smirk, causing Miss Cheerilee to smile.
“Oh come on!” Scootaloo shouted out, causing the whole class to stare at her. “That story was so stupid! And fake!”
“What did you say, loser?!” Diamond Tiara yelled as she got off her seat, glaring at Scootaloo.
“I said-” She was quickly cut off as Sweetie Belle hit her on the head with her eraser.
“That story was amazing!” Sweetie Belle shouted out as she glared at her friend. “Honestly, Scootaloo, you have no taste!” After glaring at her shocked friend some more, Sweetie turned towards Diamond Tiara. “Diamond Tiara, can...can you really turn into a Super Saiyan?” Sweetie Belle asked, her eyes sparkling in awe.
“Oh, not anymore sadly,” Diamond Tiara said as she sat back in her seat, tossing her hair to the side. “You see, I gave up my Super Saiyan form in order to revive Miss Sparkle.”
“Oooh, you’re so kind!” Sweetie Belle gushed. “I wish I was as cool as you!”
“Ugh, I think I’m gonna barf.” Scootaloo groaned, laying her head in her hooves. “Come on, Apple Bloom, you’re with me on this, right?” she asked as she turned towards her friend.
“Can ya’ll teach me how to do a Ka me ha me ha, Diamond Tiara?!” Apple Bloom asked as she gazed at Diamond Tiara with wonder.
“Oh you have got to be kidding me!” Scootaloo growled as she slammed her head into her desk. “Am I the only sane pony in this class?!” With a huff, Scootaloo tuned out her friends as they continued to ask Diamond Tiara questions. Though she thought it was stupid, Scootaloo quietly admitted one thing to herself. I guess she would look good with blonde hair… Blushing madly, she laid her head in her hooves, quietly waiting for the questions to end. It was going to be a long day.
