Twilight's time in the closet

by MajrClopFan196

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Rarity, Other, Romance, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Alternate Universe
Length: 1461

I get drunk then fuck Twilight in the closet

Hello...my name is Ryan WoodenSpoon at me friend Peter's birthday party I get so drunk and have sex with the also-drunk Twilight in Peter's closet and thing go oh-so embarrassing.

(Warning, contains drug usage swearing Stupid suckyness that no-one should like. Seriosley, it sucks)

this is an alternate universe and Ryan WoodenSpoon is a pony version of me and what I would be like in Equestria, although, I'd love it if you'd insult it. I love hearing negative comments for my bad stories!

Published 2013-12-01 00:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-01 00:30:01 UTC

Let me grab another beer!

It was an late evening, Me and Rainbow Dash my roommate. we where heading to a party for my old friend in 3rd grade, his name was Peter Fishpole, he's red with a blue mane and green eyes. and he has a fish for a cutie mark, he was my best friend in all the world, well except for my marefreind Rarity.

"So...Ryan" Rainbow asked as we walked to peter's" when was the last time you saw Peter?"

"Well...I guess I was Twelve" I replied.

"Wow...it's been a wile"

I'm a yellow Pegasus with a dark blond mane and blue glasses, and a chef hat for a cutie Mark. my mane is in a stile like Apple Jacks without the Ponytail, "I'm sooo existed to see him, its been so long, and Rarity will be there!" I said.

"Just don't get drunk like last time we went to a birthday party!" Rainbow said giggling.

"HEY!...That was once!"

I knew she was right, I do tend to get drunk at party's and get together's and her reply was "Suuure...yeah, True" She said covering her mouth with her hoof, and laughing.

"SHUT UP!" I yelled and slapped her.

we arrived at Peter's and wen we walked into the door, almost all of Ponyvill was there, and I saw Rarity standing there next to the table. holding a small glass of wine in her magical orah. talking to Twilight Sparkle. "I'm gonna go hang with Rarity and Twilight" I said and ran that direction.

"Hello!"

I said as I ran next to them, from the table I grabbed a beer with my wing, and transferred in to my hoof and I was about to open it then Rarity stopped me. "Ryan...don't drink more than two, remember last time?" Rarity said to me.

"don't worry...I promise I won't"

"I hope not...that was bad!" Twilight said then cringed.

Vinal stood at the stage with her wubs and stuff and this song played. there where pony's everywhere, I opened the beer and took a sip. "I love this song!" I yelled, then Peter came walking up to me.

"Heyyy Ryan long time no see!" Peter said, we then hugged.

"Nerd friend reunion!"

Rainbow said flying up to us "SHUT UPPPPPPP!" I yelled then Rainbow giggled "So? it's not like you have a life to throw away with this nerd!" Rainbow said. I sipped my beer.

"c'mon I wanna show you around!" Peter said.

"okay...let me grab another beer!" I said then followed.

"this will end badly!" Twilight said in concern. then grabbed her own beer.

"Twilight...don't drink that!" Rarity said.

"c'mon it's just once"

About an hour later

I just finished my seventh beer and tossed it in the trash can...or at least tried but it missed, then I staggered over to Rarity, and wrapped my hoof around her. "Sooo...Rarity...Wanna go do it in the c-...the closet?" I was soo drunk, witch I said wouldn't happen.

"ummm...Ryan, I think you're drunk again!"

Rarity then pushed me away "a lady won't do it with a drunk Stallion, even if you are my boyfreind." Rarity then went to the chips and salsa. I then looked at the dance floor, and saw Twilight dancing finishing her third beer. how could I resist a drunk lady?

"Hey Twilight...I have something to show you!" I said then pulled her upstairs and opened a closet.

"Ryan...what are you doing?"

Twilight was groggy, I finished my ninth beer. and pushed her into the closet, "something where both gonna love" I said drunk AND seductively. I then crawled into the closet with her, and shut the door. "now...p-prepare...you're p-pussy I said.

"but Ryan...you have a marefraind" Twilight said groggily.

"she said this was okay!"

"w-well...if you say so!"

I then pushed her on her back, and stuffed my face into her pussy and just at that time, Vinal played this song I licked her nub and sucked it, causing her to drop her head back, she made a high-pitched squeak.

I then started to rub circles around her nub with my tongue. she then grabbed one of the coats hanging in the closet. stuffed it into her mouth and screamed.

she then jizzed all over my face, and I licked what I could reach. "Now..it's time I repay the favor!" Twilight said. then pushed me on my back she flipped her mane back, my hormones rushed when she took her hoofs and started sliding up and down, I panted as she toyed with me before stuffing my dick into her mouth.

"oh yeah-k-keep going"

I said as her saliva coated my dick, she started bobbing her head up and down, then she took her mouth off my dick, and before I knew it, my dick was in her clit...I was humping her violently, she was moaning and my ball sack was banging her clit.

"Ohhhhh R-Rya-"

she sounded as if she was gonna say more, but couldn't under this pleasure, it was then that I got all tingly, I piched my legs together and my orgasm started. then the door to his bedroom opened, and Peter walked in "Now...where's my Best dancing Glasses?" but instead of stopping, we kept going. he searched his room a little, and said.

"I guess there in the closet!"

he then walked up to the closet door, Twilight and I then stopped what we where doing and hid behind the cloths, hanging. I could hardly stand I was so dizzy. the earth pony then opened the closet. and grabbed the gasses from the top shelf. "I wonder where Twilight and Ryan are...meh" he then walked out the door.

we then quit hiding, and continued but he came back in. "I hear noises in here!" Peter then walked in and inspected the room more, I stuck my dick into her wet pussy and stated a rhythm, my precum then continued to pour out into her. "there's the source!" He said, we both cringed he then ran twords the window "I don't know why somepony would be out this late!" then he shut it.

"Oh...Ryan keep going"

I then started humping her again, she leaned down and we started passionately kissing. she rocked her hips twords mine. we where both moaning into eachother's mouths, I then started humping so hard she started screaming. we could hear ponys downstairs tiring to figure out what the screaming was, but we continued...and eventually fell asleep.

"uhh...w-what happened!"

Twilight said as she opened her eyes, it was about Midnight and she saw I was sleeping on her, "AHHHHHHH!!!" Twilight screamed. her scream woke me.

"w-what's wrong babe?" I asked still drunk.

"why where we in the closet together?"

"Well, th-the...the party's already started!"

I then Started rocking my hips twords her's "WOOOOOOOO!" I screamed, Acting as though she said nothing. I then slapped her cheek.

"I'm telling Rarity!" Twilight yelled, then my puples went wide.

"You wouldn't dare!" I said to her.

"oh yes I would!"

I then got up, left the closet and slammed the door shut. grabbing the key off Peters nightstand, I locked the closet. and swallowed the key "HEY!" Twilight yelled punching the door, I just walked downstairs. when I got down there, I pushed Vinal off the stage, and screamed "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!!!!!!!" My cock still erect, and sperm still dripping. Rarity and Rainbow facehoofed.

"WOOOOO...PARTY ON BITCHES!!!!"

I then got off the stage and stuffed my face into the onion dip, mother boating it. I grabbed five beer's and once and drank them all, I then when and slapped Rainbow, still leaving a track of Precum. I then jumped onto the food table and started masturbating on the table with my ass in the punch. "OH YEAH...THIS FEEL'S SOOOOOOOO GOOD! YEAH!"

I then grabbed a pie and poured whipped cream on it, "WOOOOO, CREAM PIE MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!"Rarity then came and pushed my off the table into a box, "YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME YA PUSSY!" Rainbow then grabbed the box and toted it to the door.

"I'm soo sorry Peter, I didn't know he'd get like this!" Rainbow said in tears of embarrassment, she then dragged the box out the door, and dragged the box to our house. we got there and she locked me in my room, "So...are you happy?" Rainbow asked through the door "You ruined everything!"

"Oh...it's okay I got those crabs!" I said through the door.

"I hate you!, how many beer's did you have?"

"uhh...thirty two...I think!"

"Go fuck you're self!" Rainbow said, and walked down the stairs out of all this, at least I'm not a virgin anymore!

Author's Note

Don't expect that this will be my last fic with Ryan WoodenSpoon ;D