Twilight's time in the closet

by MajrClopFan196

First published

Hello...my name is Ryan WoodenSpoon at me friend Peter's birthday party I get so drunk and have sex with the also-drunk Twilight in Peter's closet and thing go oh-so embarrassing.

(Warning, contains drug usage swearing Stupid suckyness that no-one should like. Seriosley, it sucks)

this is an alternate universe and Ryan WoodenSpoon is a pony version of me and what I would be like in Equestria, although, I'd love it if you'd insult it. I love hearing negative comments for my bad stories!