Shining Celestia's Armor

by hwrogers

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Shining Armor, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe
Length: 2509

Shining Armor gets a report that his replacement as Captain of the Royal Guard has at long last been selected. With this in mind he goes to perform his duties for the final time.

Shining Armor's replacement has been selected, and will take over his duties tomorrow. That means that his remaining task is to make this a night that one of his mares will remember for eternity.

(Side story to my main fic; Winging it With a Ukulele, which is a HiE fic, but uninvolved here. For the reason behind Shining's replacement, he moved away, and othe reasons will be given in the main story, but are not needed to understand, or "get" this one... Oh, and this is a herd universe.)

Published 2013-12-01 02:40:05 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-01 02:40:05 UTC

Shining Celestia's Armor

Shining Armor walked along the great halls of Canterlot Castle, his former home, nodding at the guards he once lead as captain. 'Will have to hit the barracks later, hang out with the guys when they're off duty,' he thought to himself as he neared his goal. 'Then again, I'm about to be on duty myself for a couple of hours at least.'

"Sir!" Two guards saluted as Shining approached the tall sun-emblazoned doors to the royal chambers.

"At ease," Shining said, returning their salute by habit. "Make sure the barracks has a case of wine. I might stop by for 'inspections' later," he said, noting the grins slipping past the guard's well trained stoicism before he opened the door with his magic. "As you were."

Celestia lay spread out on her enormous bed just as she had landed when she threw herself on it after finishing the day's court. "Ugh, why can't some ponies understand that when a law has been around for twenty three centuries, it has a bloody good reason to stay around?" she asked exasperatedly at nopony. "What day is it?" Magic moved the day planner from her desk to directly in front of her face as she lay, still motionless. "Let's see, 'raise sun' duh, 'breakfast' double duh. Hmm, court, lunch, back to court and then... Ooh! I get to get my BONE ON!" she exclaimed once she reached the bottom of the page where in bold letters was written 'HAPPY FUN SHINY TIME!'

"Ooh, what should we do this time?" the alicorn asked herself as she began sashaying across the room to a special chest in which she stored many things of a nature unbecoming of a princess.

The great door swung open behind Celestia. "Starting with a good view today," Shining said as he stepped closer to the royal posterior, and making no attempt to hide his staring. "You sure we need the toy box? Has it been a rough day?" he asked, noticing where she was standing.

"Day? Try week!" Celestia exclaimed, rummaging through the chest, shifting around countless items of questionable intent. "The things that some ponies have the audacity to request or complain about! It's infuriating! I'm going to need some serious relief," she added as things that would make lesser ponies shudder in fear were levitated for consideration and rapidly placed back where they came from.

Shining decided to answer her frustration rather directly by grabbing onto each cutie mark with a hoof and running his tongue from her left thigh, up next to her tail, and then doing the same on the other side with his magic moving her tail out of the way. "I've got a different idea," he said, holding his head so that only his eyes could be seen over her rump when she turned to look.

The Princess, for her part snapped upright and let a rather complicated harness drop to its resting place when tongue met cheek. "Oh you naughty boy," she said, smiling menacingly at his antics. "What, pray tell, did you have in mind?" she asked, her voice devastatingly seductive.

In response he gave a playful squeeze of her flanks and snorted a breath onto part of her that was starting to receive generous blood flow. "Just a little something... Special," he said, sniffing her very closely, and feeling his own body's reallocation of resources. "Maybe something like this," he punctuated the statement by delicately brushing his nose along her blushing lips.

"Ah!" The reaction of the princess emboldened the stallion more and he kissed her softly. "Ooh, bed, now. Or should I use this?" she asked, levitating a familiar harness with a devious smile.

"Hmm, this is your evening. Bed," he said, nodding his head towards the mattress sized like a common pony's entire bedroom.

"I was going to adjust the straps, but if you think you have it in you to manage without them..." she trailed off, swaying her generous hips towards the bed.

Shining couldn't suppress a growl as he followed, inhaling more of her decadent musk. "You know that isn't my style, Sweetcheeks," he said as he followed her onto the grand bed. "But we could add this if you're really feeling needy," he said, floating a 'plot device', better known as a butt-plug of epic proportions for anypony of lesser stature than the ancient monarch, whom it would still pose a threat to.

"But that would tear you apart for sure," she replied coyly, and not without an audible note of sarcasm.

"So that is the game we play today, hmm?" he asked, sidling up beside the princess, discarding the toy carelessly back in the direction of its storage place.

"You are the one that refused aid when offered," she said, bringing her face close to his own.

Shining used his magic and a hoof to pull her down into a deep, needy, passionate kiss that would silence her snarkiness. "Who ever said I needed assistance?"

"Oh, certainly no pony I know. But it does help sometimes," she replied, pulling him into another round of face wrestling even as she brought a bottle of lubricant to the nightstand, as a precautionary measure. "So, toys?" she asked, breathing heavily after breaking the kiss and with fire in her eyes.

"Let's let the moment decide, hm?" came Shining's reply as he waggled his brows.

"Oh, yes!" Celestia squealed with delight as the stallion began kissing down the not inconsiderable length of her neck, nibbling softly at spots he knew affected her well. "EeaAH!" she cried as he skipped lightly over her withers to the shoulders of her immense wings and began kissing and nipping and nibbling teasingly at the area as her wings stayed erect no longer of her own accord. "You mean thING, I need RELief, not thIIIS theaSING!" she half said half screamed as his tongue and lips worked mercilessly at her most ticklish, and most sensitive area, aside from the obvious spots of course.

"Teasing? I have no," he paused to move his attention up her wing, halfway to the first joint, "idea," he nuzzled the inside of the elbow, "what," he move along further, "you're talking about," he finished as he was finally in position to give attention the alula, known to bring some pegasi straight to the heights of pleasure.

"Eee, ooh, more of that," she cried as her mind turned to lust.

"Alright, on your back," he said, nudging her to mount the bed.

Celestia crawled onto the great mattress, flicking her tail about as she made her way to the center where she started to roll over but stopped on her side. Realizing the cause of her difficulty she grumbled and turned back upright, shooting an annoyed glare at Shining for snickering at her. A moment of concentration later her wings were once again obediently at her sides and she was able to comply with her stallion's request, her wings spreading of their own accord leaving her locked into position. "So, making this time special?" she asked, looking at him inquisitively.

"Well yeah, your new captain has been selected. Didn't you hear?" he said as he straddled her chest and kissed her nose.

"Ah, I must not have gotten to that particular report yet. When did this happen?" she said as she pulled him down onto her chest in a hug.

"Late yesterday, it would have hit your desk this morning," he explained before trailing kisses dawn her jaw line and rubbing her shoulder with a hoof.

"Ah, and I spent all day in court. Going for a 'last hurrah' I presume?" Her punctuation was to run her tongue up the length of his horn.

Shining shuddered at the sensation she caused and paused his ministrations halfway down her neck. "I was thinking more along the lines of one last," he started before quickly delivering a playful bite that extracted the desired squeal from the princess, "that, but a lot louder." He continued kissing and nibbling each side of her neck working his way down to her chest.

"Mmm, I like that plan," Celestia moaned.

Shining chuckled lightly as he made his way down her chest, getting more pleasured moans from her as he rubbed at the downy underside of her wings momentarily. "Now to leave a mark for the next guy," he said before using his tongue to draw the outline of a shield on her belly, from her sternum to between her teats, licking against the direction of her fur.

"Ah! That tickles!" the princess squealed. She involuntarily squirmed to escape, but her wings kept her securely in place, along with the stallion holding her hind end.

Undeterred, Shining proceeded to lick three more spots along her ribs to replicate the stars on his own flank, each getting another squeal. "That should do it," he said, raising his head to survey his work.

Celestia whined in protest. "Well don't stop, you were doing so well..."

Satisfied with his mark, he then set to teasing at her nipples, massaging one breast with a hoof while he licked, kissed and suckled at the other. This was done on each side until both teats were swollen rigid.

The princess' wings twitched about and she cooed at the attention. "Mmmmm," she moaned as she felt the kisses start again, working closer to where she craved it most only to disappoint her slightly as the trail detoured up the inside of her left thigh.

Shining heard her plaintive moan and worked his way back down to deliver just a moment of attention to her soft lips and licked twice at the swollen bud before moving on to her other thigh. The moans coming from Celestia got louder again as he again started the return trip to her velvet folds, and louder still as he began properly giving the affection she wanted. His mind hazed over as her musk filled his nostrils while he ran firm licks the length of her slit, flicking intentionally at her button each time.

Celestia could feel the familiar and welcome sensation building in her core as the attentive tongue started to probe at her depths. Her precipice was growing closer and then her lover's lips locked over her own and he sucked, hard, while his exploratory appendage flicked vigorously at a very sensitive spot within her. "I- I'm comiiiIIINNNG!" she exclaimed and then screamed wordlessly.

Shining stayed in place, licking at her still between brief pauses to swallow her juices. As he sensed her calming he maintained his position and kept using his tongue to tickle and tease at her. He didn't let her reach a relaxed state but used this first orgasm as a foundation for the next.

Her rapid breathing again grew irregular before long, and even in her lust-addled state Celestia grew impatient, wanting more. "Rut me! Fuck me HARD you bastard!" she screamed, making her desires clear. To her irritation he stayed at his ministrations a while longer.

He wasn't always one to disobey and order, but when he was, it was to drive a mare crazy for his cock. And that is just what he did as he kept tongue lashing her pussy until she was just about ready to come again before he stopped.

Celestia whined in complaint, but watched as Shining Armor rose and straddled her once again. Carefully he lined up his aim, even while kissing at her chest again, and then her mind went blank as all of his girth and length was suddenly, and violently rammed into her waiting walls. As her clenching muscles finally found something with which they could make purchase, her second orgasm came, stronger than the first while she screamed her carnal delight.

Shining worked hard to fight back his own climax as the wanting pussy milked at him for all of its worth. With no small effort he started thrusting past the constricting grasp on his dick, still refusing to let her down from the heights of ecstasy.

Her vaginal walls grappled at the intruder, not wishing to allow its escape even as she came back down from the heights of her second climax for the evening. Nothing outside the royal bedroom existed for her as the stimulation and fullness continued relentlessly. The use of her wings for leverage only added to the euphoria as she was pounded relentlessly, time and time again.

As the pressure on his cock subsided slightly, Shining Armor was able to pick up a rapid pace. SLAP SLAP SLAP, came the sound of his hips meeting hers as he bottomed out with each thrust, pulling out only enough for his 'depth charge' maneuver. The maneuver was simple enough, but required that he know the exact depth needed for the head of his tool to stimulate that special point within his mare, and holding on to the mental faculties required was no small order.

Even while being roughly pounded by a well experienced cock and approaching her third round, Celestia had the presence of mind, only just, to lean her head down, and bring her stallion into a desperate kiss before she came.

The final round closed when Celestia came like a hurricane. Anything in the room that was not prepared for the event, or protected from it, was destroyed or displaced. Shining Armor's seed coated her innermost sanctum, and her juices coated his own lower half, as well as a large portion of the bed, floor, and some of the walls across the room. The stallion lay limp atop her, hips still twitching occasionally as he too returned to the world as it is.

Both lay panting on the bed, recovering from the experience even as Shining's member softened and withdrew itself. "How was that for a 'Last Hurrah'?" he asked between pants, looking at the glowing alicorn's satisfied expression.

"Pretty good from the sound of it," came a voice from nearby. "You know Auntie, the soundproofing spell only works when the windows are closed, right?" Princess Mi Amore Cadenza asked rhetorically, standing on the balcony and looking in through the open portal. "It's a good thing I'm adopted, or else it would be way more awkward that half of Canterlot just heard you two in the throes of passion," she said, suppressing the cheshire grin that wanted so badly to adorn her face.

Author's Note

This is an example of how I respond to butt-hurt over a background note in a fic. "There is no Shining x Celestia clop because no one likes it," you say? "No," I reply, "There is none YET!"

Rule 34 of the internet is; There is porn of it, no exceptions.

Rule 35 of the internet is; If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it, no exceptions.

And so I get to count myself among the few who stand with both pride and shame as a participant in the enacting of Rule 35. Fuck you butt-hurt assholes, that is all.