Ponybook

by Pencil Pop The Unicorn

Rating: everyone
Tags: Tragedy, Slice of Life, Comedy, Romance
Length: 429

Socialization isn't going on too strong in Equestria, and the system realizes that friendships are shrinking due to lack of mingle, until the revolutionary ponybook comes to life. Of course though some solutions aren't the best options...

Introducing Ponybook. A new website where ponies can mingle online, chat, play games, and hang with friends! But while to most ponies it may be a dream come true, some ponies aren't too satisfied with this new website, and can see the dark power within, as Equestria forms into an uprising. But it won't be to easy to calm Equestria down, after all, it's their own selves that's tearing them apart…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-01 21:37:56 UTC

Introduction

      I never meant to hurt anyone really. I know some ponies may not believe me. After all my reputation has been very poor ever since my outrage of jelousy upon my elder sister.

      I mean of course now and then everyone is jelous of someone, whether it be someone else's talents or charm, or maybe something as stupid as having something you don't.

     But I'm a good person now. And everypony should know that. I mean after all I live in Canterlot, in the palace with Celestia herself. I just tried to make something right. Because Lord knows how terrible all the interaction in Equestria is. Some ponies are just too dim-witted or butt-headed to do anything nice or just go outside and hang out with their buddies.

     So before you blame me for making the stupid website just consider that I never meant to do any harm. I just wanted to help my ponies out. I never intended to do wrong again. I mean come on! I just got over-jelous of my sister because you know how it is in the mornings! I usually drink a dark espresso every morning and that morning, Celestia used the last bit of freaking coffee! I was calm, alright. Until I continued my day, and I went totally insane. I guess coffee's part of my blood now or something. Won't anyone understand that I just didn't have enough coffee in my system so I went insane for it that day? I'm disgusted on how snobby some ponies are.

     So just understand that I've pressured myself to making sure I've had coffee every morning ever since. So don't get mad at me.

     Sorry! Just consider Nightmare Moon as the Coffee Monster inside of me! She's the little spirit groaning for coffee every morning that lives inside my stomach. I mean we've all heard of that stupid Cookie Monster. Unfortunately he found the portal from the other world and tripped over a stupid cookie and stumbled into Equestria. Celestia just HAD to insist him working for me, so now he's my least favorite servent. -_-

     So me making Ponybook was not an evil decision based on my Nightmare Moon side. I just tried to do something good that turned bad.

     So the next time you look for Luna_Moona16, you will find her grieving her creation, in an isolated room, tightly closed windows with angry mobs of ponies outside, and surrounded by pools of tears. Wishing that I could show them what Nightmare Moon will REALLY do.