chapter 2: numb
"are you sure it is safe for our kinds to mate?" put on his socks Icey.
"nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they all shaved. Without wasting time or further ado, the ponies all immediately
took off Ice and WArbaby's clothes. their large manly phalli swung out and throbbed sexily.
"Me first!!!!!!!!!!" gangstered pinky pony. SHe went down on Ice and Warbaby at the same time with her sex magic. She
then casted a sex spell that caused a lot of sex.
"woooaooaohahah holy shit" cried Icebaby because the sex felt really good. sex all of a sudden came bursting out from his
penis and pinkie pie said "holy fuckin shit, do it in my face." and so he did, it was great because they both felt really
good.
end of chpater 2
all of the sudden, some hardcore gangsta rap came out of some speakers that magically appeared. the blue pony walked up
and said "if we gon fuck, we gon fuck to nigga rap." then she played nigga rap it was loud and hurt their ears but
they didnt mind cuz they got to sex. sex
chapter 3: there and back aagain, or the hobbit
chapter 3: there and back aagain, or the hobbit
Icewar and Babydog were breathing hard because the sex made them tired. but they had no time to rest, for immediately the
orange pony spread her vagina open and jumped on both their dicks. Sex came gushing out instantly and they made love.
As they thrusted their weiners harder and harder, applejick said "weeooowow this is just like the weird rodeo i did once
yeehaw!" and the yeehaw made their dicks really hard becuase it was pretty sexy. so almost instantaneously they
had sex. and the sex got everywhere, all over the walls and ceiling. applejck slid her moist lady parts cuz saying
vagina makes me feel gross off of the two dicks of the dogs of cyber. and thats how this chapter ends.
end of chpater 3
chapter 1: crawlig in my skin
Once upon a time, in the magical land of cyberdogtopiapio, Ice and Warbaby were on a hardcore secret mission for
the government. They had to collect all of the object in the facility to facilitate the thing to happen. Jones was
already dead but thats ok because no one liked him anyway. This mission was really dangerous.
"TAKE COVER!!!!"
Warbaby yelled across the room to Ice. Ice quickly dove behind an obstruction to block damage. Then Ice and Warbaby
did the flank manuever (maneuver?) and killed the cyborg with their chainsaws. Robot blood and real blood got everywhere.
"Good thing we upgraded our chainsaws, huh Warbaby?" said Ice sexily.
"You said it, Ice." exxxclaimed warbaby. Then they went quickly and got the object. But they didn't realize that the
object was a My Little Pony(tm) toy. When they got to the level exit with it, instead of teleporting to the shop screen,
they teleported to Ponyville, Equestria.
"where are we???" screamed Ice.
"we're not in kansas anymore!" purpled Warbaby. They both laughed at theyr funny joke. Then, all of the sudden, some
ponies walked up to them.
"Who are you ponys?" tickled Ice.
"we're the ponies!" swam the pink pony.
"we have to get back to our world or the government will die!" drank WArbaby.
"The only way to get back to your world from here is to have sex with princess celery." be kind rewinded the yellow pony.
"How do we do that? Where do we even find her??" slept Warbaby.
"The only way to have sex with our princess is to get past all of us... with sex!" commuted to work the blue pony.
"Well we better get started!!"
end of chapter 1
