The Equestrian Adventure!

Hello, readers. My name is CrystalHero97, or "Crystal" if you prefer. What I am about to tell you is the epic adventure of two teenagers. Now-

'Oi, Author?! Mind gettin' to the story? Kinda bored here sittin' in limbo!'

Oh, for fucks sake Declan! Shut the hell up! I'm trying to tell our readers that-

'Yeahyeahyeah. That's cool 'n' all, but I'm still bored!'

Excuse me for trying to make this story at least sound appealing to our audience.

'Who the fuck is even reading this, anyway?'

I don't bloody know! I have a small group of fans, but I doubt they would be interested in anything outside of Starting Over 4.

'Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Well, jeez. Who the fucks gunna read this, then?'

Some guy who got bored one night and decided to browse FiM Fiction for a bit and stumbled across our story and just thought to themselves "Eh, why the fuck not." and read it.

'But I want more than just one guy to read our story! And if you're gunna be working on this, what's gunna happen to What Am I Doing Here 2 then?'

Just because I'm writing another fic doesn't mean I gave up on my previous stories.

'Except for Starting Over 4.'

Starting Over 4 isn't even part of the main canon of the Trilogy anymore! Why bother keep writing it when I need to work on this AND WAIDH2?

'Well your fans seem to absolutely fucking love the series and don't wanna see it die.'

*Sigh* I will admit that I got a lot of fans of Starting Over, but to me the series is just anchoring my talent. Sure, I could keep writing Starting Over but I could put more time and effort into my other stories and when I'm done with 'em I'll work on SO4 I promise!

'What about that Fallout Equestria fic you said you'd work on?'

I'm going to read the original first then read some other versions so I can get a decent idea of what to write! Now, buzz off Declan! I'm trying to write your fucking story after all.

'Alrighty then! Christ, sorry mate. Go back doin' what you were doin'.'

Thank you, Declan.

*AHEM*

Now, these two teenagers are very close friends to one another. One of them has very curly and unkempt brown hair and loves computer games. He also enjoys making people smile, be it either through his YouTube channel or his fanfics. Declan is a very weird and interesting individual.

'Hey, that's me! Hiya, guys! Howya doin'?! Nice to meet-'

Oi shut the fuck up and let me finish a simple prologue ya douche bag!

'Sorry!'

The other one has very dark, very short hair and loves video games. He's normally quiet and aware of his surroundings. Around friends he becomes more open than to others. He talks and laughs with his mates like it was second nature. Out of the two of them, Gus is the more well behaved one.

Both of them, however, had no idea of what was to come for them....