Rainbow Fortress 2

by Noobysauce

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 608

Dash decides to go as fast as she can, but goes too far and ends up in TF2. Find out what happens.

Rainbow Dash has always been the fastest flyer in Equestria, and she wants to push the limits. Flying too fast, and too far has consequences though, but she doesn't know that. See what happens when pushing the limits could get you in trouble.. and in love.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-10 22:36:06 UTC

Chapter 1:Rude Awakening

Rainbow Fortress 2

By Noobysauce

  When Rainbow came to, she was in the RED intel room of 2Fort. She saw a human advancing with a red ski mask on his head, a suit of the same color, with a knife in his/her hands.

“Who are you!! What are you doing with that knife?!! WHERE AM I?” she screamed.

“Well, this ones a disappointment” the man said to another person there who held a rocket launcher and was also dressed in red.

“Damnit!” the other replied to the man

“Don’t come any closer! DON’T!!” Rainbow screamed at them.

"I'm afraid not. We are going to make you talk about the defence of BLU, and if not, you will DIE!"

"What? What blue defence?"

"Don't act stupid, or my friend as he says"

"If God had wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created me!" the man holding the rocket launcher said to Dash

"I d-don't know a-anything, i-I j-just l-lost my w-way, and n-now i'm h-here."

Just then, another man came, with a yellow hat and red clothes, screaming

"SPAHS SAPPIN MAH SENTRY". A red-clothed (as usual to Dash now) fat man with a minigun shouted

"INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The man holding the knife suddenly disappeared, after saying:

"Oh no"

Chapter 1

Rude Awakening

Rainbow Dash was in her room in her cloud house, sleeping, and having a dream where she was auditioning for the Wonderbolts, and it was her turn. She did some tricks, and ended with her sonic rainboom. When she finished everyone was chanting “Rainbow! Rainbow! Rainbow!” in her dream. The judges talked within one another, and the results were in.

“The winner of the audition is.... RAINBOW DASH!”

“YESOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!”. Rainbow couldn’t hold her excitement in.

Spitfire said “Welcome to the Wonderbolts, Rainbow Dash"

“OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH I CANT BELIEVE THIS!"

“Wonderbolt Practices start when you WAKE UP!”

“What? Wake up? I'm awake!"

"WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!!" Spitfire was screaming at her.

"Wake up? Oh NO NO NO!!!"

Using her flying machine, Pinkie Pie had gone to her house, and somehow gotten inside the house and into her room. She  started to bounce on Rainbow and screaming WAKE UP at her because she wanted to do something with her. Rainbow woke up and saw Pinkie bouncing. She screamed "GET OFF ME PINKIE!"

Pinkie said “Yay your awake now lets go to my house to make cupcakes!”

“Uhh, I got stuff to do today Pinkie, so I can’t come.. sorry!” Rainbow didn’t have anything to do, it was just she had seen Cupcakes, and even though she was sure that Pinkie wouldn’t do anything like that, she was still skeptical about it, and didn’t want to take the risk of being tortured, and murdered.

“Oh ok then i guess we could do it some other time right? right? Rainbow?”. Rainbow was just staring at her, her eyes huge but her pink eyes small as dots.

"Yea, sure Pinkie...." Rainbow felt uneasy about it. It felt bad to lie to Pinkie, but she'd probably start laughing at her for such a stupid reason. Then she might actually do it.

"Great! how about err..."

"Wait Pinkie let me check my schedule." Rainbow grabbed a notepad beside the lamp and pretended to look at it.

"Pinkie I am free... in a month."

"Great! Next month ill come and get you to come and make cupcakes! Bye!" Pinkie left the house and went back on her flying machine to go back down to Sugarcube Corner.

"Yea... Bye..."

“Thank god she left, but it was only a fanfic, it’s not gonna happen..” Dash reassured herself, and went outside to exercise her tired wings.