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This story takes place 2 years after the story "Pinkie Pie: Element of 115". You will hear about Happy Rocks. Happy Rocks are basically purple rocks that when somepony handles one, their eyes start get a pink glow or something, and then they start to laugh uncontrollably. Be careful of those rocks if you're in the FIMfiction world somehow. Enjoy the story!
-Furby Comet
Scootaloo starts to run up to Pinkie Pie's lab. Pinkie opens her door, just to find the daring filly bowing down. "What are you bowing to, silly?!" Pinkie Pie had been so surprised that she almost destroyed her meteorite.
"You," said Scootaloo.
"Must be one of those rocks..." said Pinkie Pie. "They mind control any pony within a kilometer. It's really-"
Pinkie Pie was interrupted by another one of Twilight Sparkle's crashes. Only this time she crashed into Pinkie's meteorite. "They WHAT?!" Twilight was preparing to fly back up.
"Yeah, they do! Cool, huh?"
"Pinkie, you could put all of Equestria in chaos!"
No wonder Twilight was wearing her AVG Wrap. While Pinkie Pie was casually doing stuff, she knocked over a box of the rocks and they went ker-plunk out of one of the craters (windows) spreading around Ponyville.
THE NEXT DAY...
Pinkie Pie had just barely woken up a minute ago, and she opens her door to find Fluttershy! "Uh, hello... master? I'm just kidding! I have my AVG wrap on!" She burst into sudden loudness, which is REALLY out of habit. And it's pretty obvious Fluttershy was NOT wearing her AVG Wrap.
"Fluttershy, could you take these rocks and throw them around Ponyville?"
"Yeah, uh, sure."
So off she went to throw the rocks. 2 hours later, Pinkie had all of Ponyville under her control. But she's the Element of 115! So how in the world will she use her power? "I'm the Element of Laughter! I need to make people happy! I'm gonna use this power for good!" Pinkie Pie was once again jumping on the box of "old boring rocks".
MEANWHILE IN CANTERLOT
"Tia, what's going on over in Ponyville?" asked Luna.
Celestia was confused herself, but she knew a little bit about what was going on. "I think it has something to do with Pinkie Pie."
Luna herself had kept an eye on Pinkie Pie for the last month. "I'm going to spy - uh, talk to Pinkie Pie for a second. Bye!"
By the time Luna was in Ponyville, she realized, "Oh, WAIT! I forgot to put on my AVG wrap!" Seconds later, this came out of her mouth: "IT'S COMING TO ME!" She felt her wings go numb, along with her horn. Then she felt the rest of her body go numb and eventually, she felt her brain go numb, causing her to lose consciousness.
Furby Comet walked out and saw Luna laying on the floor. "Uh, did somepony somehow execute Princess Luna?" Twilight Sparkle, the only person aside from Furby Comet that was still intact with reality, walked outside and to Luna's area. "Sure looks like it."
Meanwhile back at the Canterlot Castle, Princess Celestia had set up her new Pinkie Cam. She had Cadence with her. "I need to see what's taking Luna so long." Celestia was setting the camera to the border facing Canterlot. She and Cadence were two of 4 ponies to see Luna wake up.
Her eyes looked different. Her eyes had turned pink, and they had a pink ring around it. Then Scootaloo popped out of nowhere and threw a rock at the camera that was giving the Pinkie Cam the view of that border. Then the two princesses lost transmission.
Previously on My Little Pinkie
After that, Celestia and Cadence decided to put their AVG Wrap on and see what's happening. As soon as they got to Ponyville, Scootaloo popped up again and threw Cadence's AVG Wrap off. Somepony is obviously controlling Ponyville! Celestia thought as she ran through the town to Pinkie's meteorite, where she saw two Pinkies.
"One of you is a changeling!" remarked Celestia. She got out the Changeling Sword that Furby Comet had given her, stabbed both Pinkies gently, and in the Pinkie to the right's place was Chrysalis! "Uh..." was all Chrysalis could say, for she looked like she was about to die. Obviously there was no love in town right now. If it's not Pinkie or Chrysalis that's turning everyone into evil Pinkie-slaves, then who was?
Celestia had a suspect list:
-Discord
-Chrysalis
-Pinkie Pie
The Mane-iac
So she ran outside, but all she found was a great big poster of Pinkie Pie. 8 of them to be more precise. Then a rainbow shot through one of the posters' heads, and it turned out to be Rainbow Dash. "Some sort of 'Pinkie Revolution' is going on out here!"
Celestia and Rainbow Dash went outside to see a war. On one side ponies were chanting "PINKIE PIE RULES, TWILIGHT SPARKLE DROOLS!" On the other hoof, ponies were chanting "THAT'S TOTAL NONSENSE!"
"What the hay is going on now?" asked Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy then came out from the Pinkie side and said, "Hey, you guys are equal! Why don't you join forces and..." You might not want to see this...
"GET OVER IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"And why is it Pinkie Pie against my faithful student?" asked Celestia in a slightly sharp voice. Rainbow Dash was already over there trying to stop the battle.
"Don't make me open... the Pinkiegate!" yelled a vaguely familiar voice. Applejack walked out from the Pinkie side. "Y'all need to get past the fact that ya can't win unless ya fight back!"
Then Furby Comet suddenly walked right in the middle and said, "All hail Pinkie Pie! All hail Twilight Sparkle!" in a mocking voice. Then in an extremely super sharp & loud voice, he said, "Stop fighting!!! I know some of you belong to Pinkie Pie and others are used to Twilight Sparkle being a princess, but fighting won't help! Take Applejack for example!" Applejack was gone. "Applejack?" Furby Comet wasn't using his problem solving skills. "Applejack?!" That was when he looked in Applejack's direction.
Scootaloo was behind him with an evil look on his face. With no expectations for it, Furby Comet's AVG Wrap got RIPPED off and got shredded! Then from where Applejack was used to be came pink water flowing right at everypony at the speed of light.
All Equestrian programming, even changeling programming, got interrupted with a news report:
Hello, ponies of Equestria. This is Princess Twilight Sparkle speaking to bring you an important message. Barricade your doors and windows because we've got pink mind control water coming right at us. If you're a changeling, it's heading for you too. As a matter of fact, it has almost already conquered Ponyville, and by the time this news report is done, it will have reached Canterlot's level. Oh, and also, Comet Ison might smash into Ponyville. And- OH NO, IT'S COMING FOR ME! NOOOOO- We now return to normal programming.
Meanwhile at Furby Comet's still-intact meteorite
"Normal programming is just a bunch of Pinkie-ness! There's obviously somepony mimicking Pinkie Pie, only for evil!" And guess who it was? It was...
Previously on My Little Pinkie #2
...Discord! Well, at least Furby Comet thought it was. He wasn't there when Discord was (supposedly) reformed. If it wasn't him, then it was a changeling. So Furby Comet searched everywhere. No Discord-y shape anywhere. Then he went over to Pinkie Pie and...
"Is there an actor under that mask?" Furby Comet was pulling as hard as he could on Pinkie.
"No, I'm the real Pinkie!"
"Prove it. Say something only the real Pinkie Pie would say."
"Have you ever tried cherrychungas?"
"That about proves it."
BACK WITH RAINBOW DASH AND STILL-INTACT-PRINCESS CELESTIA
"Nonsense..." said Rainbow Dash. "I can't believe everybody thinks Pinkie Pie is some sort of queen!"
"Princess. Queens are illegal in Equestria." Celestia had reminded Rainbow Dash.
"Oh, right." The pink water was right under Rainbow Dash and Celestia. Suddenly Rainbow Dash 'dashed' up, up, up, up, up, then came back down and did a Sonic Rainboom, which splashed the liquid in the area across 25 miles. This bought everybody who was still intact some time.
MEANWHILE AT SUGARCUBE CORNER
Pinkie Pie looked out of the window. "What's going on out there?" She saw the rocks scattered across town. Then, she walked out of the building and shouted, "Guys! I'm the real Pinkie! This isn't supposed to be happening. In fact, I'm no princess at all! I'm just a party planner! It may not be as fancy as princess, but it's my job, and my cutie mark!"
"Huh, you're right." said Applejack. "I feel bad now for opening that Pinkiegate."
"Everybody!" It was Twilight Sparkle. She was just barely leaving her tree. "I have preformed a spell that moved all of that weird liquid and the rocks to Porkbelly!"
"Wait, what?" Rainbow Dash was flying in circles. Suddenly a poster was flying through the air of Hatsune Miku. Everybody got out their binoculars and saw Furby Comet carrying the poster.
"Oh, no..."
THE END
So, one time, Furby Comet was going through Pinkie Pie's old stuff (with gloves on, of course) while Pinkie Pie watched. But then Furby was handling a purple rock. "What is THIS?" shouted Furby Comet at the top of his lungs.
"That's a Happy Rock! If bare hooves handle it, the user will laugh uncontrollably!" Pinkie Pie was jumping on top of the box labelled "Old Boring Rocks".
"Ooh... Pinkie, do you think I could genetically modify this and make it so that it mind controls the user?"
"Great idea! You should do it! And Princess Twilight-"
Pinkie is interrupted by Furby Comet's laughing. His gloves fell off.
The next day, he's in his meteor lab BY HIMSELF genetically modifying the rock to where the user is no longer laughing, but if the rock is within 5 yards of someone, they will start bowing down to Pinkie. He thought it would shake things up, so he bumped it up to a kilometer. (He can be quite "Discord-y" sometimes. Be careful when he's genetically modifying Happy Rocks.)
So then Furby Comet shielded it with a layer of his latest invention: AVG Wrap, which would shield you from any effects of anything, even if the actual object is wrapped. Then he gave it to Pinkie Pie for her to farm.
A couple days later, Pinkie Pie was finished making the rocks. She went up into her meteor (let's just say Furby Comet gave the rocks a visit) and started throwing the rocks down into Ponyville.
"Hey, look up there! I recall that she's the princess of Ponyville," shouted Scootaloo.
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were smart and used some of the AVG Wrap.
(FLASHBACK TIME!!!)
"...and shield yourselves with this... just in case this kooky experiment goes wrongs and attracts changelings instead of cat-people." So Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle wrapped themselves in the AVG Wrap, but it was a different story for Scootaloo.
"Meh, I can defend them myself!"
"Are you sure?"
And no, Scootaloo was not sure at all.