Glory Holin'

by Stunt Monkey

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Rarity, Fluttershy, Random, Sex
Length: 1733

What is the mysterious hole? Rarity and Fluttershy are about to find out!

After falling into a dark pit Rarity and Fluttershy find a hole, what is the mysterious hole? They are about to find out! Thanks to Bronystories for supplying the Flim Flam jingle and inspiring me to go through with this idea. I know I only spent 3 hours over as many days writing. But if Hasbro keeping sneaking this shit into their show then I'm going to write a fic based on that episode.

Published 2013-12-05 03:10:07 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-05 03:10:07 UTC

The Story

Glory Holin'

Rarity and Fluttershy walked into a large room, the ceiling looked like it never ended. The windows that weren't smashed were smeared with dirt due to years of never being cleaned, Rarity stepped lightly when she saw small puddles of mud where tiles should have been. The unicorn smiled to herself when she saw a large flag on the opposite side of the room, she galloped towards it as her pegasus friend fluttered gently after her.

"This one is perfect." Rarity gasped as she stood before a large flag of Princess Luna.

"Well... it certainly could use some restoration." Fluttershy said as she walked up behind her unicorn friend.

"Be a dear, fly up there and lift it off that hook." Rarity smiled.

A small cloud of dust formed as Fluttershy launched herself from the ground, carefully she floated up to the flag's point and clamped down on it with her teeth. With all her might she tried to lift it, but it just wouldn't budge.

"MAYBE FROM BELOW?!" Rarity shouted from the ground as she smiled brightly, Fluttershy only replied with a unhappy stare.

Fluttershy flew under the flag and searched around for anything that would release it, "Ah-ha a hook." she thought to herself as she fluttered around the darkness under the flag. After a moment filled with grinding noises the wall flipped around, the shy pegasus struggled in worry as she heard voices that weren't Rarity's. Lightning struck and the voices screamed loudly, scaring Fluttershy enough to almost wet herself, more grinding gear noises and suddenly Fluttershy shy was thrown out of the flag, landing harshly on her rump she lifted a wing.

"Ow. I think I hurt my wing." she said meekly as her faithful pet rabbit pawed at it.

"Oh my dear, I am so sorry." Rarity stepped forward and looked up. "That tapestry is far too heavy, we'll just have to find a smaller one." Rarity turned and began walking down the dark menacing hallway.

"Oh... of course."

"Where, pray tell, did you disappear to?" Rarity asked.

"What do you mean?" Fluttershy asked.

"While you were struggling under that fabric, the entire wall spun around." Rarity gave her a strange look. "You must have activated a secret door."

"Oh. I'm sorry." Fluttershy said as she continued to walk behind Rarity.

"I suppose these ruins are chock full of them." Rarity peered at the walls, examining them.

"Really?" Fluttershy asked.

"Absolutely." she turned her head of over shoulder. "We must use the utmost c-AHHH!"

Before Rarity had a chance to finish her sentence, they both screamed and fell into darkness. The unsuspecting rabbit heard the screams behind him and turned to see, but nopony was there.

"Ooof!" Rarity grunted as she landed with a harsh thud.

"Rarity. Are you alright?" Fluttershy said as she squinted in the darkness.

"I'm starting to wonder if maybe this castle doesn't want my expertise." Rarity complained as she flared up her horn and lit up the small room, she estimated is was about four ponies long both ways. With no visible exit, she also guessed that Fluttershy and herself were now trapped in it.

"Oh dear." Fluttershy looked in every corner of the tiny room. "Angel?" she called. "Rarity, have you seen him?" Fluttershy panicked as she zipped from one side of the room to the other.

"I'm not sure he made the trip down with us dear." Rarity kept on scanning the room looking for any kind of escape.

"Oh goodness, we have to find him! An ancient castle is no place for a bunny, he could get hit by falling debris or the floor could give out under him! Oh! He could be trapped in a dark place with no way out." she cringed at the thought of any harm coming to her faithful pet.

"I can only imagine how that might feel." Rarity said blankly. "Look here darling, it might be a way out." And sure enough, there on the wall, was a small hole only a hoof's width wide.

"What could it lead to?" Fluttershy whispered.

Rarity leaned in and peered into the hole, hoping to see what could be on the other side. "One moment, I think I see some-OUCH!" she shrieked and reared back in pain.

"Rarity! Oh goodness." Fluttershy zipped to her friends side.

"Something poked me in my eye." she rubbed her eye with a hoof, Fluttershy peaked into the hole next to see what it could be, with what little light Rarity's horn was giving off she could just make out something black nestled in the hole.

"I think it's a snake!" she squinted.

"Oh it's a snake alright!" a cheery voice called.

"Ah!" Fluttershy yelped and jumped back when she saw an eyeball staring back at her.

"Well, well my dear mare, you and your friend seem to be in a bit of a pickle." the voice said.

"Please let us out!" Rarity approached the hole next and looked into it. "We'll do anything!"

"Anything? You say?" a different voice called.

"Yes. Just let us out of here-OUCH!" Rarity screamed as her other eye was poked by the same thing as before, after rubbing her eye with a hoof she looked to see what poked her. A stiff black veined stallionhood looked back at her gazing eyes, both of the mares blushed as they saw it throb.

"Oh... my." Fluttershy squeaked.

"Anything but that?" Rarity asked as continued to stare.

"But my dear, you said 'anything', I'd say this is a fair trade. Wouldn't you agree, brother of mine?" the muffled voice spoke.

"You're absolutely right, freedom at the price of making two stallions bask in pleasure? Why I'd say it was a bargain!" Another voice answered.

"No, I won't degrade myself to that level. I'd rather starve!" Rarity huffed.

"Fine, that's your choice." The thick black cock slowly slid out of the hole. "Have fun in eternal darkness!" Two voices shouted in unison.

Fluttershy began to sob and curled up into a ball on the stone floor. "We're going to be here forever. I'll never get to see Angel again." she sobbed. Rarity felt bad for her, if only she had sucked a strangers stallionhood they would both be free from the small room that was their prison.

"Fine! We'll do it!" she cried.

"We?" Fluttershy was shocked, Rarity had just volunteered her for such a disgusting act, and with a total stranger too.

"Come now darling. Haven't you ever been to college?" she asked. "Ponies are doing this sort of thing all the time. And besides, it's the key to our escape!"

"Okay." she said. "For Angel."

Heaven forbid if she ever lost her dearest pet.

Both mares approached the hole in the wall and gave each other a nervous stare, Rarity cleared her throat. "Fluttershy, if at any time, this become too much, there's nothing stopping you. Okay?"

"I understand." she replied. "Hello? Are you still there?" Fluttershy called into the hole.

"I knew the two of you would come around!" the cheery voice replied. "Hopefully, next it will be us who is cumming around." the other voice continued.

"Could you tell me your names, please." Fluttershy asked.

"But of course, what kind of gentlecolts would we be?" The first voice called. "I'm Flim Flim Flam, and this here's my brother Flam Flim Flam."

"We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers!" the two voice's sung in unison.

"Celestia, kill me now." Rarity groaned.

"You can't back out now Rarity, we have to find Angel and make sure he's safe." Fluttershy said.

Two thick stallion cocks, –side by side– slid through the hole, both awaiting to be serviced. Fluttershy leaned in and licked the tip of the un-flared head on her right, gently coating it with her tongue. Rarity gave a wry grin and lowered her mouth over the penis on the left and began sliding her tongue over it eagerly.

"Score my dear brother." On the other side of the wall Flim and Flam raised their hooves and hi-five'd.

Both Fluttershy and Rarity lowered further onto their shafts, Flim and Flam could feel the back of their throats and began small thrusts to match each mares rhythm. Fluttershy felt Flams cock slide further down her throat as she hummed at the strange feeling, Rarity partially gagged as Flim's penis tried to go further. Both mares could hear them grunting, Flim and Flam had to be close. Both Rarity and Fluttershy could have sworn they could hear music.

"Well, look at what we got here brother of mine, there's mares at this very hole.

Horny sluts who have sucking on our rock hard members as their goal.

It's been far too long since we had our last blowjobs,

so it's good we found mares who lover to slobber on knobs."

"Oh, we've got hot fellatio,

From somepony we don't know!

He's Flim!

He's Flam!

We're the World-Famous Glory Hole Gangsters!

Deep-throating mares both NIGHT AND DAY!!!"

Flim and Flam's cocks exploded and filled the mares throats, coating them in gooey white cum. Fluttershy's eyes went wide, the stallionhood resting in her throat pumped and throbbed as her stomach filled with cum. A less enthusiastic Rarity pulled back and coughed, bubbling baby batter spilled from her maw, she looked to Fluttershy with amazement, "This pegasus is either a secret porn star or a really convincing actress."

"Okay, we –cough– did what you asked, please let us free now!" Rarity demanded.

"But of course, the lever to your escape is on this side." Flim said.

"That's right brother! Just stick your hoof through, you'll find it!" Flam added

"That's our cue to leave!" Flim winked at his brother as they both galloped off.

"No! Please! Come back!" Rarity shouted into the hole.

"Are we stuck forever?" Fluttershy mewed.

"No darling, I just need to find the lever they were talking about. But I dare say we might have been, forgive me for my poor choice of words, flimflammed."

Fluttershy giggled and smiled.

Author's Note

Thanks to Bronystories for supplying the Flim Flam jingle and inspiring me to go through with this idea. I know I only spent 3 hours over as many days writing. But if Hasbro keeping sneaking this shit into their show then I'm going to write a fic based on that episode.