Humans and Ponies

It was a hot day out and I didn't feel like getting up. I noticed that my bed was weird feeling. "Dang what am I on a-." I was stopped by a hand on my mouth then I saw it. It looked like a Black colt with a blue and purple mane." Why hello there mister Steven." It said. It's voice sounded like it never drank anything and that he or it smoked a lot." How do you know my name"? I asked it." Oh it's just my name is Zac." The last part that he said it sounded just like Zac." No no no no you you can't be Zac not my friend." I said to it." Oh but my name is Zac your friend is dead just like your life is about to be." It said. It applied pressure into my neck and that was when I woke up to hooves shaking me awake." Frank Frank? Wake up Frank." Said a soft comforting voice almost like a whisper." Oh good morning Fluttershy oh just call me Frankie okay"? I said politely." Oh okay Frankie. What were you dreaming about you were thrashing around like a beached fish"? She asked." Oh just a nightmare." I said in a reassuring tone but I was actually still worried like heck." Well okay then well it's time to get up." She said softly." Okay well can I get changed though I don't like myself being well unclothed or naked should I say." I said with a smile and a little laugh at the end." Well okay but don't be to long we have to show you around ponyville okay"? She asked." Sure thing Flutters I'll be ready in a minute." I said. When she left I got up and stretched out and put my DC shirt on and my soft pants on and got my boots on, also I put my sword on my back and went to get Flutters.' Wow my first day out finally new people or should I say ponies.' I thought to myself. When we got out of the house we walked around Fluttershy usually in the lead and me looking around." And that's ponyville so I--." She was stopped." Oh hay look it's Flutterdork hay do you know if that's one of her pets"? I then heard to be the most annoying thing in the world, bullies." Hay you big dumb animal what's your name"? The one in the middle said. I didn't answer." Hay Fluttershy is that your sex toy heheh is that what you have sex with because you can't get a-." I stopped him there." Shut up your voice is annoying me." I said." Hay look it can talk." I drew my sword and pointed it at him." You make her shed a tear that's one mark with this." I pointed it at him." Now SHUT UP"!!! I screamed." Or what, are you going to-." I stopped him by hitting him with the blunt end." I said shut up or I'll do that you jerk so go off with your little gang and rot in the cave you crawls out of." I said while hitting the ground with the blade." Oh your gonna be sorry that you did that." The guy said as they flew off." Yeah right, Fluttershy are you oka-oof." I said." Thank you so much for protecting me." Flutters said while killing me with a hug that my papa couldn't give any tighter." Flutters must breath." I said while turning blue." Oh sorry." She said while turning a bright red." Well I couldn't do nothing right." I said to her. She just stared and then after a couple of seconds hugged me." Thank you." Flutters said. We then walked all over then I saw my friends they were all talking well except Flutters she was beside me. They all knoded and walked over to me." Can we know about your past we want to know about you so please tell us"? Twilight asked." Well fine but it might not be pleasing to you now listen to my past." I said.