The equestrian war

by Fortherepublic22

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Sad, Romance, Adventure
Length: 1776

this is what happens when pinkie is caught murduring ponys to make cupcakes

when pinkie gets caught after attempting to murder rainbow dash and sell her friends well i think you know whats next

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-31 03:00:05 UTC

Chapter 1 The Cake

It was a beautiful day in equestria. Rainbow dash was on her way to pinkies for a party with her friends.

"I wonder what Pinkie has planned for her party" ,Rainbow said

"I don't know but its gonna be good" ,Twilight said

"Don't worry twilight pinkie always has good partys. And with you being a princess pinkie must have something special in mind" ,Applejack Commented

"Yeah I hope it doesn't go too late, I told princess celestia that I would be back in canterlot shortly after Luna raises the moon" ,Twilight said

"Hey we,re here" ,Rarity Commented

"Hi guys" ,Pinkie said

"Hi pinkie" ,Said the other ponies

"So pinkie what do you have planned for us today"  ,Rainbow dash asked

"Were gonna make cupcakes" ,Pinkie said

'Cool beans I can make apple cupcakes" ,Applejack said

"I know a how to make carrot cupcakes. I make them for angel all the time" ,Fluttershy Added

"I know how to make chocolate cupcakes" ,Twilight Added

"I can make jewl cupcakes" ,Spike Also added

"i can decorate them" ,Rarity Added

"I Can get the ingrediants" ,Rainbow dash Added

"GREAT" ,Pinkie said in excitement

"Now before we begin lets have some cake" ,Pinkie said

all the friends ate a piece of there cake but pinkie didn't

they all passed out

Chapter 3 Visitors from the rainbow factory

"There here" ,Pinkie said in excitement. Pinkie went upstairs to go let them into the basement

"Twilight. Applejack  Rarity meet your new friends Bronydanceparty is the blue pony and glaze is that other pony over there" ,Pinkie said

"Please call me Joe" ,B.D.P said  "Hm joe a unicorn and a earth pony and of course the alicorn damn that will make us a ton of rainbows" ,Glaze said. "Um boys can i ask you a question can we bump the price to double for twilight she is an alicorn after all and we did make this offer before twilight became a princess and all" ,Pinkie asked. "UGH fine 8000 bits it is for the alicorn" ,Joe said. They gave pinkie her bits and she took off twilights restraints "YOUR GONNA PAY WHAT YOU DID PINKIE" ,Twilight yelled. She opened her wings and flew to save her friends suddenly an explosion was heard. Everyone was in shock when the princess celestia and luna came down the stairs. "Princess Twilight Get rainbow dash to the hospital I will take care of these two" ,Celestia said "But what about the others?" ,Twilight asked. "Free them" ,Luna said Twilight raced over to everyones restraints and free.d them all. Twiight flew to the hospital with rainbow dash in her hooves Later Celestia and Luna came out of sugar cube corner and they had pinkie with them there was a crowd of ponys wondering what was going on

"Citizens of ponyviille im sorry to announce this but pinkie pie was caught murdering rainbow dash  and selling twilight and her friends to 2 unknown ponys" ,Celestia announced. The crowd gasped then yelling "10 YEARS DUNGEON FOR HER" ,Somepony said

"NO 20 YEARS" ,Another pony said. "NO! LIFETIME" ,Another one said "NO.!" A voice said. Everypony looked back to see rainbow dash

Chapter 4 Pinkies punishment

"Pinkie is way to dangerous to keep in a dungeon for crying out loud she chopped my wings off and attempted to rip my body parts out and make them into cupcakes" ,Rainbow Dash said. "But how are you still alive?!?" ,Pinkie Asked. "Easy  before you could rip my heart out Joe and glaze were at the  door so you had to go let them in and i was still alive so the doctors replaced my weak body parts with new ones and ill get some replacement wings in a few weeks" ,Rainbow dash explained. Suddenly the crowd started to riot "EX-E-CUTION EX-E-CUTION"

The crowd screamed.  "Everyone! Please calm down" ,Celestia ordered. "We have decided that pinkie will be executed".,Celestia announced

The crowd started to cheer.

Later that day pinkie was transported to a dungeon that they knew she couldn't escape from. The guards put 2 metal restraints on pinkies front hooves and left her hanging on the wall Treating her like a dog. Twilight went to the crystal empire to tell princess cadence and shining armor what happened personally. When she arrived Princess Cadence and Shining armor came over to greet her. 'TWILY!". Shinning armor ran over to twilight and hugged her. "Are you alright?" ,Shinning armor Asked. I"'m fine don't worry about me im fine B.B.B.F.F" ,Twilight Answered  "Glad to hear that." ,Cadence said. "So you wanted to tell us the story" ,Shinning armor Asked. "Yes i would" ,Twilight answered  "Well lets talk in the throne room",Candence said. As they were walking to the room twilight noticed cadence looked like she was pregnant with a foal but she didn't want ask she would wait for them to tell her themselves when they got to the throne room twilight explained everything to them after she was finished shinning armor opened his mouth to speak "Twilight there's something we have to tell you ,Shinning armor said. We are having a foal."

Twilight was in shock then she ran arround in circles repeating "YOUR HAVING A FOAL YOUR HAVING A FOAL YOUR HAVING A FOAL".

After a few days it was time for pinkies execution. The guards went to grab pinkie and take her to the carriage to be transported to ponyville for the execution but when the guards came down the noticed Pinkie was gone

Chapter 5 The rainbow factory

"WHERE THE BUCK IS PINKIE!!!" ,One guard said.

"I DONT KNOW" ,Another guard said

Suddenly the Dungeon door flew open and  a white pony with a blue mane entered the room. "CAPTAIN SHINING ARMOR PINKIE IS GONE!!!!!!!" ,The guard said

  "Sweep the cells and You go inform celestia that pinkie is gone" ,Shining armor Ordered.

The guard ran upstairs and ran into the throne room. "PRINCESS CELESTIA! NEWS FROM THE DUNGEON PINKIE HAS ESCAPED" ,The guard said.

  Celestia gasped then she ordered all of equestria to take cover and she wrote a letter to twilight ordering her and her friends to come to canterlot right away later she got a letter back saying rainbow dash was getting her replacement wings put on so she would come later

Meanwhile at the rainbow factory. "Joe it looks like pinkie must of broken out of the dungeon cause sirens are going off and people are panicking and hiding in there houses" ,Glaze said

. Suddenly a noise was heard and pinkie appeared. "Yep your correct Glaze  i did but i wont talk about how thats not important whats is important is  powering my army of pinkie robots reroute all the spectra to power my robots equestria can live without rainbows for awhile" ,Pinkie said.

"But what are you gonna do about your 5 friends" ,Joe asked.

"Well Joe we will kidnap one of them to lure the others into a trap then we will kill them and  then use them to power up more of my army" ,Pinkie said

"so witch one do we need to kidnap" ,Glaze asked

  "Rarity would be the easiest in my opinion"

,Pinkie said.  "Hm sounds about right" ,Joe said.

Suddenly a worker came in. "Pinkie pie theres almost enough spectra stored to power up about 20 of your robots" ,The worker said

Chapter 2 The Dark Creepy Room

Rainbow Dash, Woke up in a dark room. And she couldn't move her body at all. (Except her head she could move it left and right and up and down) Rainbow Dash, Looked to her left to see Twilight, Spike, And Rarity, All chained to the wall. And then she looked to her right to see Applejack, And Fluttershy, chained to the wall as-well. Then Suddenly Pinkie came hopping over.

"Pinkie?!. Why are we all chained to the wall. I thought we were helping you bake cupcakes" ,Dash said

"You are helping. You see i ran out of a special ingredient and i need you to get more" ,Pinkie Commented

"Whats the Special ingredient". ,Dash asked

"You and Fluttershy silly" ,Pinkie said

"What?!" ,Fluttershy Commented in terror

Rainbow dash began laughing. "Hahahhahha Pinkie this is the best prank you pulled off yet. to make me and fluttershy think we were gonna be baked into cupcakes" ,Dash laughed

Sorry dash i havent done any pranking recently so i cant accept your praise anyway lets get started ,Pinkie Commented

"SO WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING WITH US PINKIE PIE!" ,Twilight yelled

"Well i met somepony from cloudsdale while you guys were in the weather factory and he offered me 4000 bits for the 3 of you and hes on his way now" ,Pinkie said

"HOW DARE YOU SELL US YOU WILL BE BANISHED PINKIE ONCE CELESTIA FIGURES OUT WHAT YOU DID TO ME" ,Twilight yelled

Pinkie ignored twilight and grabbed her table with all her knifes on it. "So who should i kill first Fluttershy Or Rainbow dash ,Pinkie Said

Well dash looks like your first" ,Pinkie said. Pinkie grabbed a plastic knife from the table and began cutting arround rainbow dashes cutie mark on both sides of her flank once she was done she grabbed another knife and cut her cutie mark off. Rainbow dash was screaming in pain. Then pinkie went over to a crate and opened it and took a nail out of it, And then she pushed it into rainbow dashes right arm and nailed it in with a hammer she did the same with the other hand and both legs then she put some wires on her nails

"P-p-p-pinkie?" ,Dash asked

"Yeah?" ,Pinkie Commented

Then dash stop talking cause she was in too much pain. Then pinkie went over to a lever and pulled it. *Zap*. Rainbow dash was being electrified as her friends looked in horror of one of there best friends was being murdered by there other best friend then pinkie shut off the electricity and Dash was unconscious for about 10 minutes and then she woke up.

Pinkie injected somthing into rainbows body with a syrenge

In a few minutes you wont feel anything bellow your rib cages so it wont hurt as much as im ripping out your body parts ,Pinkie said

a few minutes passed and it took effect. Pinkie grabbed a hacksaw. I almost forgot i need to cut off your wings ,Pinkie said

Pinkie cut off rainbows wings and then grabbed her plastic knife again, And then she cut a straight line into rainbows chest and then pulled her chest open. Pinkie started ripping out rainbows body parts Rainbow was still managing to stay alive til a knock came from upstairs