Gingy's Christmas Drabble Gift!

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6th December
More Ho's from Jadeile (I wrote this one though)

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Why did I ever fall for him?

The two immortal beings glared at each other inside the empty room. Celestia's supernatural mane flowed eerily in the non-existent wind, and Discord floated mid-air, innocently twiddling his thumbs of his mis-matched paw/claws.

"What do you mean, independent?" Celestia sighed, massaging her head with a hoof, should she have another headache. They stood in a storage room deep within the depths of Canterlot castle, the room filled part-way fith dusty crates, their contents unknown. In the center stood a five foot pole, adorned with a waving flag depicting Discord's face in a cheesy, moving grin.

"Exactly what I mean, dearest." Discord said, taking no consideration of the laws of gravity as he slowly circled around Celestia. "As an immortal being, I thought I needed somewhere to call my own domain." He stroked his beard thoughtfully with his lion paw. "Seeing as you and your sister have Equestria, I thought I'd have at least my own. And seeing as this is below my bedroom, it's technically part of my land." He smiled widely at his own flawless reasoning, knowing full too well this was infuriating Celestia, who had just had a full day listening to pointless meetings and shaking hooves with countless, faceless political figures.

"And you claim a storage room?" Celestia deadpanned, looking at Discord in the eye as he floated past. "Why not just claim your room?" Even though her and Discord were... not-so-publically together, they still hadn't got to a stage of... room sharing for the night. Celestia didn't know weather to feel mightily excited about it, or if she'd end up storming out with banana purée on her horn.

"Because," He said, flipping to his feet and facing the Princess, "My room isn't entirely independent, is it? To be independent, no-one needs to rule over it. Like this storage area!" He smiled widely, and sat on a box.

"But if you've claimed it, then you're..." She shook her head, nope. Not gonna argue. It'll just hurt my head. More. "If you say do Dissy~" She teased, calling him by the pet-name he hated. She knew she'd get it back; he'd always respond wit-

"Shut it, sun-butt." He scowled evilly. both of them glared at each other for a few more second, before they simultaneously relaxed and embraced each other in a soft hug.

"You are really strange sometimes. You know that?" She said, nuzzling his little beard.

"Hey, it's in the job description. Look." He pulled out a legal-looking piece of paper, that latterly did say Discord had a job in chaos. Even signed by 'Princess Sun-butt and loony-luna.'

Celestia just sighed, before turning to Discord. "Come on, dinner's almost ready." She needn't say more, as Discord flew out the room yelling "FOOOOD!", his cheer echoing off into the distance. Celestia just sighed again, and left the room, closing the door behind her.

In the darkness of the dusty storage room, the Discord flag smiled, and winked.