Snow was beginning to slowly fall over the royal city has the first snow fall has began. Inside the castle Celestia, Luna, and Cadence where all in the thrown room.
"So how has the empire been?" asked Celestia as she rarely saw Cadence now and days.
"Rather good, I only have the ogrelord to thanks," Cadence said looking out of a window to the dark sky knowing Shrek was looking down on her.
"Don't tell me you're on that dumb shit," Luna rolled her eyes.
"Shrek is not real, he's just some dumb dreck tale faggot!" laughed Celestia.
"No he is not!" Cadence ran out crying as the two sisters where in the thrown room laughing at the alicorn.
Cadence stood out on top of the highest peek of the castle sobbing. Her hooves are closed mouthing Onions 3:19.
"And on the 7th layer Donkey duth declared that 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life', and all the Farquaads and all the Drecks cannot handle the stench of brimstone, and brogers shall all live happily ever after." Cadence ended by saying "Shrek is love, Shrek is life".
Cadence looked up to the sky as snow flakes fell from the sky, they reminded her of onions. There where no onions at the castle, such a dreck castle she thought. She sort of felt bad about storming out but they did insult the great and mighty ogrelord. She thought about if she should or shouldn't go back down with them. She pondered the question for a while. After a short time she decided she'd go back down and try to act like nothing had happened.
Cadence walked into the thrown room to be greeted by the stares of the two rulers of Equestria.
"So you came back after all," Luna said trotting over to Cadence with a large grin on her face.
Cadence gave a weak grin trying to look as kind as she could, maybe this would denote any further mockery from the two.
"Oh come now Luna," Celestia waved a hoof, "she's obviously too mentally handicap to tell what's going on!" Celestia shot gaining the laughing approval from her sister.
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life!" Cadence shouted over there laughing.
Luna and Celestia raise an eyebrow almost in perfect timing with each other, they then turned to face each other and a huge devious grin grew across their faces.
"Shrek is hate," Celestia began.
"Shrek is death," Luna ended as the two began to laugh diabolically as Cadence stood there and began to pray to the great green ogre god.
"Farquaad is love, Farquaad is life," Celestia said those evil words without feeling any form of remorse.
"Prince Charming is love, Prince Charming is life," Luna said such foul words Cadence didn't think she could handle much more.
The two obviously evil princesses stood over Cadence as they levitated a bag of onions into the room. 'No' Cadence thought to herself, she knew what was going to happen. The two poured the onions out onto the floor then they began stomping on Shreks gift to all of ponykind. Cadence burst out in tears begging the two to stop there vile act, there atrocity against Shrek.
Suddenly the entire castle began to violently shake. The smell of onions greatly increased.
"Princess Celestia," said a royal guard running in with terror on his face, "we have lost all contact with one fifth of the guards on royal grounds what should we d-" he was cut off as a throbbing, fleshy, meaty ogre cock shot through his skull killing him on impact. It was Shrek!
"I heard ye was talkin smack bout meh laddie," the ogres voice boomed through out the entire castle.
"Let meh tell ye," Shrek paused as he made direct eye contact with the two evil princesses, "this is meh swamp laddie!"
Shrek swung his eshrection penetrating Luna in her her ass instantly splitting her ass apart. He began to furiously pound her ass as fecal matter, blood, and tissue fall from a large split from Shreks massive member. Celestia was frozen in fear and awe both unable to do anything. Shrek then came and blasted Luna to pieces with the force of his holy ogre semen.
"That'll do, that'll do," he said as Luna's head fell at his feet.
Shrek then turned to Celestia and rammed his cock through her eye destroying her brain turning all her grey matter into mush. He then lifted this shrock up and let Celestia's limp body fall down to the base of his cock. Shrek then began to move her dead body up and down his massive 2038 inch shrock, his shrick began to swell up as he began to shoot his load. The I ncreased size completely destroyed Celestia's head.
Shrek turned his head to Cadence, she was already bending over spreading her ass for the ogrelord, but he shoved his cock into her vagina tearing it open and spewing blood everywhere. It hurt but she would do anything for Shrek. Shrek roughly fucked her then came blowing her entire abdomen out, but his semen is so holy Cadence is brought back to life and restored to her natural body.
"Oy, I'm glad of all the devotion laddie," Shrek said to Cadence causing her eye's to widen, "an entire empire to worship meh is lovely, so I shall reward you and your husband for all of the hard work".
Cadence began to cry tears of joy.
"You shall have meh baby laddie, don't worrieh Fiona said it's a good idea," the ogrelord said reassuringly to the princess.
The End laddie.
