Adventures of a Doctor

(Were we last left our Doctor he was about to be horribly dorribly killed by four mysterious ponies who worked for a mysterious company...but not really no thanks to Loud Mouth.)

"GET HIM!!!"

"Uh-oh", said The Doctor. "And there's no time to run back to the TARDI and get to the control panel to escape... looks like I have one option left."

   "Emergency Protocol 39309" said the time traveler. "Emergency Protocol 39309 recognized" said the on board computer and with that the TADRIS disappeared in a flash of white light.

"Good", thought The Doctor " With the TARDIS gone maybe they wont geAHHHHHHHHHHHH".

(Unfortunately for The Doctor the moment he sent the TARDIS away was the moment he fell through the clouds... and is now on a collision course with the ground. One could argue as to WHY would he send his ONLY means of escape somewhere else...Maybe it was a slow day for him...or something?)

"Did you guys see that?" asked Loud Mouth "That Dumbass just fell through the clouds... What an Idiot, This is why they should just stay on the ground".

"Indeed". replied Sliver Lining while rubbing her forehead" Well, we should go see if he made a pretty splat on the ground."

"Why?" he asked. " Its not like somepony is going to save him or anything lets just call this one mission complete, go back to base, and relax, and besides I'm missing my Soaps."

"Sigh, you and those Celesta dammed Soap Operas of yours."

   "OH SHIT OH SHIT OHHHHH SSSSSSHHHHIIITTTTT". Yelled The Doctor as he plummets to what is certain to be a very very painful end." WHY did I send the TARDIA away? Smooth move Doctor, very fuckin smooth"

(Well look on the bright side Doctor at least its not the DUMBEST thing that you've ever done in your many years of life but that's a story for another day.)

    "Of course earth ponies cant walk on clouds without some sort magic like a unicorn or proxy like the Phase-TARDIS." Realized The Doctor(A bit too late)" Stupid, Stupid, Stupid Doctor, why don't you think before you ACT."

He looks down to see how far he has left to go....Its not much.

"OH FUCK ME!!" he yelled. " Ground Floor coming up."

He closes his eyes tight and waits for the inevitable pain of bones shattering and the very popular Five-Star face plant of pain.....But instead of landing on something hard, he finds himself on landing on something not quite as hard, but still kind of hard.

"Hey are you ok?" said a mysterious voice

"huh?!"

" I asked if you're ok?" he said " You don't see many earth ponies in cloudsdale during this time of year."

Our time traveler looks to see what exactly he landed on and to his surprise he finds himself not on unforgiving ground but on the back of a spikey jet black gray colored Pegasus.

   "What's your name?" asked The Doctor.

"The names Rumble" he said " What's yours?"

"Oh, well I am simply known as The Doctor"

"Errrr... Doctor what...exactly?" he asked. The Time Traveler just groaned.

"Well either you're very brave or very stupid". Said Rumble " No pony would ever dream of single hoofly taking on the Fatal Four."

"The Fatal Four" asked The Doctor " Who are The Fatal Four?"

"The four ponies with the black hoodies you encountered while in cloudsdale" he replied " The Pessimistic Leader, Sliver Lining, The Obnoxious pony, Loud Mouth, The Quiet and Deadly, Silent Storm, and finally The Iron Lighting, Thunder strike, The four most dangerous ponies the factory ever produced."

"Uhhh you don't mean?"

" That's right...The Rainbow Factory" he finished

"Shit!". Exclaimed The Doctor "I need somewhere to hide for a bit, Rumble do you know a good hiding spot to lay low for a while?"

"Sure" he replied "I know just the place."

    OH Hattori our love can never be with you being a ninja and me a filthy pirate were just from two separate worlds. Oh Blackmane I would give up the harsh life of a ninja just...just for you to be with me forever. Would you really do that for me.. my love? In a heartbeat and then they kissed living happily ever after.

"Sniff Sniff that was so beautiful." cried Loud Mouth while blowing his nose on some tissue" What a great series finale.

" What a load of shit" replied Sliver Lining " All love is fucking useless anyway."

" Hey! Would you two keep it down" asked Silent Storm" I'm trying to meditate over here"

  " Go fuck yourself while your at it Silent Storm" Replied Sliver Lining.

"Sigh, must you always use such vulgarity Sliver?" she replied

" Bite me"

"Guys, Guys" shouted Thunder Strike " The Boss would like a word with us...Now"

As the main screen switches over to a shadowy figure the four ponies sit on their hunches and give the figure a salute.

" I just got a report today about some earth pony in cloudsdale today" said the mysterious voice " Now what I would like to know is WHAT THE HELL IS AN EARTH PONY DOING IN CLOUDSDALE!!!"

"Well he said he was just sightseeing" Replied Thunder Strike

"Oh well if he just sightseeing during our flight exams then its all good" said the voice

" Uh... really" he replied " Because I thought tha-"OF COURSE ITS NOT GOOD YOU MORON" yelled the voice. " Well does he have a name?"

"Yes" said Sliver Lining" He called himself The Doctor"

"The Doctor?" said the voice "Wait do you mean that time traveling earth pony has a very bad habit of STICKING HIS NOSE WHERE IT DOSEN'T BELONG??"

"Yes"

"FIND HIM... FIND HIM NOW" commanded the voice" Before he ruins generations of tradition."

" I wouldn't worry about him" said Loud Mouth

" WHY NOT?!" yelled the voice

" Because he fell through the clouds this afternoon" he replied

" Oh really now" said the voice" And did you bring back a body or something to make sure he was dead?"

The other three ponies give Loud Mouth a very dirty look." Uhhh....no"

The mysterious pony glares at the four ponies." You BUCKING IDIOTS... Do you have any idea what would happen if he survived or if the deserter Rumble finds him, We are BUCKED do you hear me!!!"

"Well what would have us do?" replied Silver Lining

" I will send you a pony to assist you for your mission" said the voice " One who knows Rumble well enough to know what he would do next"

"Roger" replied the four ponies.