Hey. I'm [Redacted]. I was a brony. I had watched the show, talked with fans, and generally liked My Little Pony. I had received the wish of interacting with the Mane Six in a familiar setting. Turns out I picked the wrong card from Discord. I ended up being in a story I was familiar with, one where the main character is constantly injured trying to keep away from them, a fault of one of the villains messing with his head. Guess I trashed the storyline, there. Instead of letting them have any satisfaction, this happened…Welcome to Brony Heck, friends…this is how I got here.

Oh hey…11 dislikes already…what wonderful news! I think I'll make a game out of this.