The Helljumper *Objective Updated*

Why the fuck did I have stupid ideas. Grabbing my MA5 was stupid, it was really stupid but it was not the part of getting MY rifle away from something that had no idea of what it did. The only thing that made me regret my decision was the fact the barrel was pointed at me.

"SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS ON A POGO STICK!" I yelled at the top of my lungs as I clutched my stomach, "I HAVE NOT FELT THAT TYPE OF PAIN FOR ALMOST 25 FREAKING YEARS!"

The ponies in the room  just stared at me, the purple one with the horn stared with shock that I was still talking and moving. The other three were worried for my safety, but before they could be stopped they were at my side trying to make sure I was alright. Taking notice of  the three fillies I slowly regained my senses, but the pain still there and the dent in my abdomen plate.

"Are y'all okay mister, why did you do that?" the small one named Applebloom asked, "And this time you are telling my your actual name."

"Girls, we need to be careful, we d-" the purple one said but I interrupted her.

"I am Helljumper or Private, it is up to you on which to call me."

"That is not what ya said earlier."

What did he say earlier?" asked the purple, unicorn I guess I could call it.

"He said  Man some'n Barker."

The group looked at me and an uneasily silence settled in over us in the room. Then a loud bang sounded from upstairs and I heard two voices from earlier that I was sure I didn't want to hear. Once another loud bang from the door at the top of the stairs I grabbed my helmet and rifle and shot up to my feet in one motion. As the two normal ponies rounded the bottom of the stairs I had my rifle up to my shoulder aimed at the orange mare and red stallion. They froze in their tracks.

"Twi, what the hay is that thing doing near mah sister?" the orange one asked.

the red stallion looked at me with anger, mainly he was looking at the rifle in my hands. Literally he moved almost as fast a spartan, pushing the orange one out of the way and across of the room. he then charged past the purple "unicorn" and picked up the three fillies in front of me and sent them along side the orange one. Sadly his attention was now directed at me,  he began to charge me as I went into a crouched state ready for combat this time. My hand shifted from the handle of the rifle and gripped on the body set for a melee swing. The red stallion was almost upon me and he reared up and tried to kick me in the head with his front hooves. I saw the flaw in his plan and side stepped and brought the rifle up into his chest and managed to knock him back from me.

"Calm the fuck down," I shouted at him "I swear to god if you knock me out again I will not hesitate to shoot you."

He recovered and instantly stopped and stared wide eyed at me as the orange one who was with him stood up and tared copying his expression.

"He can talk?" they both said at the same time.

"Yes I can, now that is out of the way.... Where the hell am I?"

The purple one looked at me and deadpanned, "You are in Equestria, to narrow it down Ponyville."

"Alright, what star cluster?"

"What do you mean?"

"Star cluster, like Epsilon Eridani or Epsilon Eridnus."

"Wait what are y'all talking about?"

"I am trying to figure out where the hell I am."

I stared at everyone in the room with a face of shock. How could any sentient being not know what star cluster they lived in. It had to have a name that they gave it.

:"Okay one more question what do you call your universe?"

Just as she was about to respond there was a flash of white light, blinding white light. I dove to the right screaming flash bang at the top of my lungs. When I got back up I saw another stallion in armor in front of three taller ponies, one was pink, another was pure white, and lastly one was a dark navy blue. As soon as I stood up and saw them the stallion in the lead noticed me and instantly fired a bolt of plasma towards me.

"Oh Christ not again with the plasma," I shouted as I dove out of the way "I dealt with this enough with the damn Covenant!"

I was about to return fire when the tall white pony spoke.

"Hello, I am Princess Celestia, this is my sister and Co- ruler of Equestria, Princess Luna, and finally our niece Princess Cadence and her husband Captain Shining Armor." she stated.

I stared at the group, instantly recognizing a superior officer even though he was a different species entirely.

"Sir!" I snapped off with a quick salute.

"Um, at ease?" he questioned.

I relaxed as they all stared at me.

The one known as Celestia spoke to the purple unicorn, "Twilight, why is he in the basement, and further why is there the smell of powder in the air?"

"Oh, um I put him down here when Big Mac knocked him out after he woke up from Applejack doing so, then I kinda used his metal thing he is holding by accident a-"

Cutting her off the blue one, Luna turned to me and said. "I am sorry for any mistreatment you may have received, it was all one big misunderstanding."

"Yeah very bad first impressions." I said back to her.