Berry Punch's (Berry) Punch

by nukeblast

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 986

Berry Punch makes a new drink for her friends

After hours of concocting, Berry Punch has finally created the perfect alcahol! the only question is…

What may happen to those who drink it?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-04 01:10:03 UTC

Berry Punch's New Drink

Berry Punch was in her basement one day, mixing drinks to find the perfect mixture. At about midnight, Berry Punch was still working her hooves to the bone trying to get it right. At about three in the morning she gave up realizing that she'd just about drunk enough to kill an elephant, and went to bed. About an hour later, a bottle fell into the mix. Berry Punch went back into the basement to see what happened. Noticing the bottle floating in the mixture, she fished it out and took a drink...

It was the best thing she ever drank.

Later That Day...

Later that day, Berry Punch set off to tell her friends about her newest creation. She first decided to stop by Twilight Sparkle's house. She knocked and Twilight answered. "Hey, Twilight Sparkle, I made something new, something BIG, and I want you to come to my house and taste it!" Berry Punch said with an eager look on her face. Twilight stood there, dumbstruck. "Wow... Berry, I didn't know you uh.... went that way." Twilight said. Berry Punch laughed. "I made a new drink that i'd like you and your friends to taste, and no, I dont swing that way, dear." Berry Punch stated a little matter-of-factly. "I'll be there at six." said Twilight Sparkle. "Just remember to bring your friends." Berry chirped as she trotted off to tell her other friends.

Twilight Sparke did just that. she told each of her friends, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Soarin, Derpy, Cheerilee, even Luna and Celestia. But on her way to Berry Punch's house she invited three other ponies....

and didn't even realize it.

The End Of The Best Party Ever

About eight hours later, everypony decided to drink more of the deliciously perfect alcahol. They all went to the oversized barrel and pulled out comically oversized straws and kept drinking until every last drop of alcahol in the barrel was gone. Everypony immediately went into uber-mega-overdrive... They took turns fucking themselves and each other any way possible, except for Lyra who was still sitting in the corner screaming "HANDS" over and over, louder and louder until it became a throat-shredding cry, at which point her head spun in circles, gallons of blood streaming from her eyes, nose and mouth.

Discord, once again fucking Rarity, pushed his tented erection in harder and harder until her organs started coming out from her mouth. Pinkie Pie was slowly being eaten from the inside-out, vagina first, by Gummy. Rainbow Dash and Applejack were rubbing their flanks so hard and so fast, that they were rubbing each other all the way down to the bone. Twilight Sparke, still hanging upside-down,  screamed as the blood was rushing to her head. Fluttershy was writhing around on the floor after she had snorted line after line of crushed Smarties candies.

Berry Punch and Soarin were fucking the pie in such a way that the pie tin was slowly, but surely, going into Berry Punch's vagina. Cheerilee was being brutally beaten by Big Macintosh and she was putting up a struggle. Gilda was lying down on her back, masturbating with a cheese grater. Celestia and Luna were in a bath tub soaking in their own vaginal juices. Trixie was kissing a photograph of Pewdiepie while grinding on Granny Smith.

The place stank to high Hell. but to tell the truth, nopony really cared. They enjoyed every single second of it. pleasuring themselves and each other to the ends of Equestriaand back. By morning everypony in Berry Punch's basement was dead, including Berry Punch, but it was worth every second of it and every last drop of that perfect alcoholic drink.

Drunk As A Horse

At about six-thirty, there were about thirty-three ponies in Berry Punch's basement, including most of the Apple Family. even Sombra was there! " May I have everyponies attention?" Berry Punch shouted. Everypony except Granny Smith turned to face Berry Punch. Granny Smith just stood there until Applejack turned her around.

"I'm glad you all came here tonight." Berry Punch said enthusiastically. "Before we drink, I think a toast is in order." she said, now starting to cry. "to all of my friends!" Berry Punch said heartily. "TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS!" everypony repeated, much louder. they clinked their glasses and everypony took a drink at once.

that's when things started to get..... weird...

So-o-o Funkin' Drunk

Within seconds of taking a sip of Berry Punch's ultimate liquor, everypony was pretty drunk. Soarin was thrusting his dick into a beautiful cherry pie. Spike was singing Trogdor into his cup, probably thinking he was a rockstar singing into a microphone. Berry Punch was still focusing on Soarin fucking the pie. That pie did look pretty good so she went over to Soarin and asked if she could join him. Rainbow Dash and Applejack were grinding their flanks against each other.

Pinkie Pie was shoving Gummy into her snatch. Fluttershy was masturbating with a carrot. Rarity was being fucked by Discord, so hard in fact, that Discord's penis came directly out Rarity's mouth, sort of like a reverse blowjob. Twilight Sparkle was hanging upside down from the ceiling, hoofing herself and screaming.

Cadence was on the floor, being repeatedly penetrated vaginally by Shining Armor's cock. Chrysalis and Sombra were doing just about the same thing, except the roles were pretty much reversed. Cheerilee was being filled with Big Macintosh's seed. Lyra was sitting in the corner of the room screaming "HANDS" repeatedly. Luna and Celestia took turns sucking on each other's horn until one of them had an orgasm, then switching

As for the Cutie Mark Crusaders... They were having a glorious three-way with Sweetie Belle's horn up Applebloom's flank and Applebloom rubbing her clit against Scootaloo's backside while Scootaloo rubbed herself. Everypony was having the time of their lives.