Accidents Happen
Princess Cadence and Shining Armour were visiting Ponyville. The Crystal Empire had been getting really active, with a lot of tourists and so much other stressful stuff happening. They had decided to leave the Empire in the capable hooves of Quartz Bud, a blue unicorn with a strong sense of patriotism towards the Crystal ponies and an unwavering devotion to Princess Cadence. Quartz had been eager to take charge, and she proved herself to be the perfect mare for the job. Shining Armour and Princess Cadence had been ecstatic to finally get some time away.
"Come on Shining, don't keep Twilight waiting" Cadence called, her face beaming with a happy smile. She was looking forward to catching up with her best friend and the new ones she had made at her wedding.
"Coming honey" Shining Armour replied. He was happy for her to able to see her friends, but also somewhat apprehensive. While his wife, sister and their friends were fun, he worried he would become bored hanging out with mares all the time. Looking around Ponyville Station, he saw that there was about a five mare to one stallion ratio.
Shining Armour levitated his and Cadence's bags with him as he trotted to meet her. Cadence looked into his eyes.
"Thank you for coming. I really wanted to see my friends, but I want to spend some time with you to."
She nuzzled his neck and gave him a small peck on the cheek before running off to find Twilight.
"Wait your- oh well." Shining Armour grinned at her excitement and decided to save time by teleporting their things to Twilight's tree house, where they were staying. He figured Twilight would know who's bags they were. Now, all that was left to do was have fun. Shining Armour didn't really feel like meeting with a gaggle of mares at the moment, so he just trotted around Ponyville markets. For a small town, it sure was busy. Trotting over to a nearby apple stand, Shining Armour looked at the pony who was busy stacking crates in the corner. He was a tall, red stallion with half an apple for a cutie-mark and he didn't seem to notice Shining Armour
A dark brown pony with a short mane and an hourglass cutie-mark walked past. "Hey Big Mac, looks like you have a customer" he smiled as he shouted.
The red stallion turned around and froze, his face a look of astonishment. Shining Armour looked into his deep green eyes and felt his heart jump. Why did he had trouble breathing? Was it always this difficult?
" He's so- no! I am a married stallion who likes mares!" Despite his conviction, his own body didn't believe him. Blood rushed to his cheeks, turning them a light shade of pink. Shining Armour's horn started lighting up.
Big Macintosh couldn't help but stare at the unicorn in front of him. His blue mane flopped just above his dark blue eyes in a way that made Big Macintosh's heart race. Big Macintosh's eyes widened as the unicorn started to blush an adorable shade of pink. How could he have lived his whole life never meeting this... beautiful stallion?
"What tha buck is wrong wit me? Ah'm no coltcuddler"
Big Macintosh shook himself out of the trance he was in.
"What can ah do fer you?" he asked in a rich baritone voice that made Shining Armour's knees tremble.
He snapped out of it and answered, somewhat shakily.
"I-I wouldn't mind a-an apple p-pie"
Big Macintosh picked up the last apple pie they had and trotted over to Shining Armour He legs shook as he walked and he fell snout first onto the counter, spilling the contents of his hooves all over Shining Armour
"Oh buck, ah'm so sorry" Big Mac picked up the nearest piece of cloth and tried to wipe the broken pie shell and gooey apple filling off Shining Armour, but ended up falling on him. Shining Armour was on the ground with Big Macintosh on top of him, and they both tried to stand up, but their tails had tangled together and they fell side by side once again.
Finally untangling themselves from each other, Big Macintosh realized that the apple pie he had spilt on Shining Armour had been pressed into his own coat, making him sticky.
"I'm uh, very sorry" Shining said, avoiding Big Mac's eyes.
"Nah t'was mah fault. Ah hope ah didn't ruin yah coat. Sure be shame if that nice coat o' yours were tah be messed up." Mac's eyes widened as he added that last part in.
Why did ah say that?
"Did I hear him right?" Shining thought to himself. They both stared at the ground a moment.
"So umm, yah okay?" Big Mac asked, his cheeks turning a darker shade of red that was hardly noticeable against his vermilion coat. Shining Armour noticed.
" I'm a little sticky, but otherwise I'm fine" Shining Armour couldn't help chuckling at the look of sheer embarrassment that had spread across Big Macintosh's face.
"Sorry 'bout that pie" Big Mac apologized.
"It's okay" Shining Armour assured him. "Accidents happen. Pity, that pie looked good."
Big Macintosh got up and took one last look at Shining Armour before returning to his stall. Shining Armour cantered over to a nearby bench and sat down. That was when he realized he didn't actually know where Twilight lived. He had seen her treehouse before, but he had never seen where it was. Looking around, he couldn't see a single tree large enough to live anywhere. Big Mac noticed he looked a little lost, and still very sticky. He trotted over to a very lost looking Shining Armour "Ah don't mean tah be rude or nothin', but do you have a place tah stay?" he said in his thick country accent.
"Yeah umm... sort of? I'm staying with my sister, but I don't know where she lives." Shining answered truthfully. Big Macintosh cocked his head sideways in thought as he considered doing something he really shouldn't.
"Well, yah look mighty uncomfortable all covered in pie an' all. Why don't yah come get cleaned up? Mah farm is jus' a gallop away." Big Mac asked the very messy looking pony in front of him. Shining Armour rubbed a hoof behind his head. "I guess so" he said.
"Jus' come on this way, Ah'll get yah right cleaned up" Mac said, not even realizing what he was saying.
"Tha name's Macintosh, but yah can call me Big Mac.""I'm Shining Armor. Thanks" Shining Armour got up and followed Big Macintosh down a cobbled path leading to a farm a couple miles away. They walked side by side but both stallions were silent. They kept glancing at each other when they thought the other wasn't looking.
Finally arriving at the farm, Big Macintosh led Shining Armour the the barn, in which the bathtub was kept. Hay was lying around, covering almost the whole floor in a soft down. Shining Armour sat on his haunches, while Big Macintosh poured a bucket of water into the tub. They still hadn't said anything.
Thoughts began to fill Macintosh's mind, thoughts of Shining Armour's plot. He knew he shouldn't be thinking such things, but he simply couldn't help himself. Little did he know, Shining Armour was thinking similar things about Mac's plot. These thoughts plagued both stallion's minds incessantly. "Why the buck am I thinking these things? I like mares...don't I?" Shining Armour tried desperately to convince himself, but his body completely contradicted his thoughts.
"He's so damn...cute" Big Macintosh could barely contain himself any longer. He took one last look at Shining Armour.
"Buck it"
Big Macintosh slowly trotted over to Shining Armour, who was leaning on an unstable pile of hay. Mac looked into Shining Armour's beautiful blue eyes.
Shining Armour gazed into the deep green pools of Big Macintosh's eyes, and saw complete unbridled lust. Big Mac placed a hoof on Shining Armour's chest. He slowly trailed it up to Shining Armour's jaw and held it there. Mac leaned over and licked some of the pie oozing off Shining Armour's cheek. His tongue was rough, like a cats and it sent shivers down Shining's spine, making him weak again.
"M-mac what are y-you d-d-doing?" he shook with the sensation of this huge stallion lovingly licking him, his eyes half closing. Big Mac replied in a husky voice,
"Ah said Ah'd get yah cleaned up didn't Ah? Never said how" He mumbled.
"Am I really going to let this happen?" Shining Armour began to protest, but he simply couldn't. There was no way he could deny that he enjoyed this. Wrapping his hooves around Mac's head, Shining Armour pulled him closer, and stared once again into his eyes, this time returning the passion. Blue and green both disappeared under eyelids as they pulled each other into a kiss. Shining Armour's tongue wrestled Big Mac's for dominance. Mac's hoof pressed against Shining's chest and they fell into the hay, Big Mac lying on top of Shining Armour. Shining Armour wasted no time in exploring Mac's mouth, feeling every part of it with his tongue.
The barn heated up considerably, sweat beading the coats of both colts as they continued to kiss for what felt like hours. Shining Armour's horn was glowing brightly. Big Macintosh broke away from their heated kiss, suddenly realizing what he was doing. Common sense filled his mind.
"Ah-Ah'm real sorry bout that. Ah d-don't know what c-came over me" Shining Armour looked at him. Big Mac had sat up and was sitting next to him on his haunches, looking nervous.
"I shouldn't do this" Shining thought to himself. "I really shouldn't"
Shining Armour crawled to Big Macintosh, who looked sad and conflicted.
"If yah want tah hit me, do it. Ah deserve it" Big Mac shrunk away, waiting for Shining Armour to slug him across the face. Shining Armour considered this a moment.
He then leaned into Big Macintosh and wrapped his hooves around the red stallion's neck, pulling him into a deep embrace. He moved to Mac's left ear and whispered. "What happens here will never leave this barn". Big Macintosh's heart beat uncontrollably fast as Shining Armour's hot breath filled his ear. Then, Shining Armour locked lips with Big Macintosh again, as time slowed down.
They could still taste each other and Big Mac kissed back furiously as he realized Shining Armour wanted it. They got into a sexual wrestling match, both attempting to pin each other to the ground. Big Macintosh pinned both of Shining Armour's front hooves and slowly nibbled up from his chest, along his shivering neck until their lips connected again. Shining Armour took advantage of Big Mac's loss of focus and rolled the unsuspecting pony over.
"My turn" he said, his eyes gleaming. Both colts were blushing covered in a thin sheen of sweat, their minds telling them this was wrong, but their hearts saying this was so right. Shining Armour grinned as Big Macintosh squirmed with pleasure under him.
Shining bit Mac's neck lightly making Mac groan with heat.
They did this and more for hours until neither of them could stay awake. Big Mac forgot about his work and Shining forgot about Cadence as they huddled together in the hay, eventually falling asleep in each others arms. Nopony else mattered but them.
The End
