The Ice King Searches for a New Princess

by SecretPerson

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Crossover
Length: 5213

In the land of Ooo, The setting for Adventure Time, Ice King decides to try out a new magical spellbook he found to find a Princess from a new land, Equestria. Little does the sad fool know, the Princesses are all Equine.

In the land of Ooo, The setting for Adventure Time, Ice King decides to try out a new magical spellbook he found to find a Princess from a new land, Equestria. Little does the sad fool know, the Princesses are all Equine.

Upon seeing a strange magic from the Ice Kings castle, Finn and Jake follow him into Equestria, trying to stop him whilst being distracted along the way.

Now, Twilight must face her greatest Challenge yet, keeping a sociopathic, childlike wizard busy long enough to figure out what to do with him. Will she succeed, or will his strangeness make her mind explode! And Will Finn and Jake be lost forever in Sugarcude corner? Find out in the story!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-07 21:20:03 UTC

This plan is totally rad!

It was an average day in the Land of Ooo. The birds were chirping, dungeons were being nasty, and the Ice King was try to find ways to force more princesses to marry him. As said prior, a normal day in the land of Ooo.

In the Ice Kings castle made of ice, the old wizard paced back and forth, mumbling on too himself about his next plan, "Maybe if I just ask Princess Bubblegum to go on a date, then she will think I am covering for something else, but then WABAM! It's actualy a date!"

From the other side of the room, the Ice King's number one penguin, Gunter, simply looked up at him wiht contempt and replied "Wenk..."

"ARRRG!" Yelled the Ice King, before he blasted a shard of ice at the wall, "I already tried that?! Man, what else is there!"

Defeated, the Ice King began to brood his way into his bedroom, before plopping on his leopard hide themed bed. He simply grumbling, before turning onto his side and staring at the wall. Then, suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw his book case.

"Oh!" said the Ice King, as he jumped up and used his beard to fly over to the book shelf in the other room, "Maybe these dating guides have something else I haven't tried!"

Gunter the penguin simply walked up to the Ice King, and stared at him, hoping more or less for attention. Ice King, upon pulling out multiple books, continued to throw away. "Read it all, read it all, this cardboard covered in mold..." He mumbled, getting more irritated, before on particular novel caught his eye. It was a short romance called Traveling schools searching for true love.

"Oh, I've been meaning to read this, maybe it'll give me and idea...." He than stood there staring at the cover for a few seconds, "Hmm, maybe just the few words on the back, I obviously have better things to do than reading, like telling other princesses about how good I am at writing!"

He promptly turn it onto it back, and read the summarization aloud, "My name is Abigail, yeesh, obvious OC in this house, I have been lonely for so long, but I found the problem. Maybe it's her name, Gunter would be better, right Gunter? Anyway, ahem, I figured out that all of my peers in my school know me too well. Perhap, moving to a new school with a new slate will help me find a new lover. If not, than I can just keep moving..."

The Ice King looked at the book with an inquisitive look on his face, "Right, I think I get it! If I make everyone move out of Ooo, then open up real estate for new, hotter princesses, I can have all sorts of new action! No more baggage!"

Gunter the Penguin tugged on the ICe Kings robe, and pointed at the book, "Wenk!"

Ice king responded "Pfft! Move the Ice Kingdom? What kind of idea is that? However..." He then started walking to his window overlooking Ooo, "Maybe if I scout out other lands, I can find the perfect Princess and bring her her! Then we can move all of the baggage covered mules out of here!"

He then began flying right outside his window, before yelling at the distan Candy Kingdom, "YOU HERE THAT BUBBLEGUM! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU, AGAIN! AND I'LL FIND SOMEONE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU, THAT I'LL NEVER COME CRAWLING BACK!"

From the Distance he could here, "Good! Maybe you'll finally leave me alone, since we were NEVER DATING!"

Ice King flew back into his window and turned to Gunter, "Bubblegum's not taking it well. Well, you know what they say about Princesses like her! B-WORD!"

"I heard that!"

"Yeah! You heard Right! I called you a BEETLE! How do yah like that!" responded the Ice King loudly to his window, "Now come on Gunter, get the Dime Lords, Guide Lords, something that starts with a t... Whatever, just get that magical scroll thingy, I need to open a portal!"

In the meantime of the Ice King's business, back at the Candy Kingdom, Princess Bubblegum rolled stood up and out of a large radar dish looking device petruding from the side of her castle. Finn the humand and Jake the Dog stood a few feet away as she finished some notes and turned around.

"Well guys, my early warning system works, I can hear all the way to the Ice kingdom with this baby!" Said Princess Bubblegum with a smug look on her face.

Finn gave her a thumbs up, "Cool stuff peebles, anything else you want to show us?"

Jake ran up to the machine, "Yeah, why not tell us what the Ice King was up too!"

Princess Bubblegum shrugged, "Eh, he was ranting on about finding a better princess or something..."

Jake groaned, "He's going to kidnap another one? Ohh... I'm starting to get bored of busting his hams all the time. We need more variety!"

"Look man, i'm sure we can stop his next plan before lunch," said Finn, "Besides, half the time now he just forget he was kidnapping a princess to try and get us to play board games."

Jake looked out the window, "I don't know, then I just feel guilty for leaving, and I hate guilt! It just sits in your stomach and rolls around like rotten dough."

Finn laughed a bit, "Hehe, it's not that bad. Better than having him live at our house."

Jake began to grow into a larger size, "Well, yeah, you can keep reminding me about that! I am so glad that he's out of there for good!"

Finn jump onto Jake, "Yep, now it's back to our old routine, come on Jake, let's not miss out on lunch!"

Princess Bubblegum waved as Jake leaped out of the window and extended his legs to speed walk to the Ice Kingdom, "Good luck Finn and Jake!"

____________________________In Ponyville____________________________

It was a completely normal day in Equestria. The sun was shining, gofers were gofin', and Princess Twilight was of course, reading a book. However, at the sugarcube corner, Pinkie π was relaxing, as no ponies were in the store at this hour, busy with their day. The Cakes left her in charge while they were out getting more baby supplies and diapers, and so far she was doing a good job.

"All in a day's work, making ponies smile while smiling at them while giving them smile cookies which taste So good you smile!" She said to herself, before looking to both sides, and got a little lower look on her face "I keep forgetting the twins aren't here... I swear I still hear their giggling though, hmm..."

At this time, she was actually hearing giggling, but it wasn't the twins at all. "What, who's there?" she asked, as the sound of giggling and some sort of vibrations came. The room started to shake, and Pinkie looked around, unsure if it was real or not. Her tail then suddenly twitched, and she responded by ducking under a table.

Right on cue, a blue portal burst open with a loud "VWAMP", and the Ic King fell through and onto the ground, followed by Gunter, who landed on his master.

"Ow! Gunter! I told you to watch the fort!" said the Ice King radomly, and he turned and lifting the penguin off of his belly, who responded with a drawn out "but, Weeeenk...".

"How did you say but just then Gunter?" asked the Ice King with a poker face.

Gunter responded by staring for a second, then shrugging.

"Oh Gunter, you need to stop breaking the laws of nature, or i'll have to send you to another universe!." said the Ice King, as he now stood up, set Gunter down, and began looking around.

Pinkie, upon seeing the strange blue creature, gasped, then smiled widely. This was the second time she'd get to introduce a non-pony to Ponyville, Spike being the other time. Ice King in the meantime looked around the room with judgement. "Did I get the spell right?" he asked out loud, as he pulled an old scroll out of his beard, "Nope, says this should be iartseiuqe! Though this doesn't look much different from the Candy Kingdom... Oh well, I bet this place has a super sayian Bubblegum!"

Suddenly, Pinkie Pie hopped out from under the table, and threw confetti above the Ice King and blew a party horn, causing the wizard to react while hopping, "OH my! Did I win the 5,000 dollars a week for life?! Oh I'm so happy!"

Pinkie laughed, then answered, "No, but it's something much better, a WELCOME TO PONYVILLE PARTY!"

"Ponyville...?" asked the Ice King, as he looked out the windows, and saw other ponies moving about and talking, "Oh I get it, this must be were the princess keeps her army of mutant ninja horses!"

Pinkie cocked her head to the side, then giggled, "Your funny! We'll get along just great, I'm Pinkie Pie by the way, what's your name?"

The Ice King giggled mischeviously, "I'm, hehehe, three point one four one five nine! Get it?!"

Pinkie stared blankly for a moment, then said "Welcome threepointonefouronefivenine! So where are you from? Are you an alien? Oh wait! Your wearing a crown!" she then got a little wide eyed, then looked at the crown closer, "Hmm, your a jeweler!"

"Actually i'm and Ice King," replied the Ice King, "It's a tough job, that only I could do. I have to manage all of my fans, especially the princesses. And I'm the only one qualified for it. Princes handling is a very complex and profound science you know."

Pinkie then gasped, "Oh! Are you here to see the Princesses then?"

Ice King smiled widely, "Yes!" he said, before jumping onto Pinkie, "Now steed, take me to the princess your under, actually scratch that, the best Princess!"

Pinkie didn't mind the Ice King standing on her back, though he smelled, odd, "Well, It's hard to choose... but I'd have to say Twilight's the best, because she shows up to all my parties, and is the greatest friend in the world!"

"Ooo, a Party girl eh?" said the ICe King in thought, "Quick to the action, I like it! Now take me to her highness!"

Pinkie laughed, "Okie Dokie Loki!" before trotting to the door, "Wait, I need someone to watch the store while i'm gone!"

Ice King rolled his eyes, "It's fine, Gunter can take of it. Gunter! Watch this store, and wait for me to get back!"

As the Ice King and Pinkie left, Gunter sat in the middle of Sugarcube corner with a lonely look in his eye. That is, until a certain toothless crocodile walked up to him, inciting the beginning of a new friendship.

___________________Meanwhile in Ooo_________________

Finn and Jake jumped into the Ice King's castle simultaneously, followed by Finn yelling, "Alright Ice King, what are you up to this time?!"

They were met with no response, leaving them to lower their attack stances, and jake to comment, "I think he's giving us the silent treatment, I don't like the silent treatment..."

Finn raised his demon blood sword, "Come on Jake, he's probably still here somewhere."

The twoo walked cautiously into the next room, and looked around to see it empty as well.

"Well, this was a dud." said Jake, "Wait, what's that blue circle thing in front of us?"

On the floor just two feet infront of Finn in Jake, sat a rather large blue portal. Finn walked up cautiously, and poked it with a stick. Upon seeing it go through he was pretty sure he knew what it was.

"Dude, I think this is a portal... but the question is where does it lead?" said Finn.

Jake looked at it and shrugged, "I dunno, probably in one of the Princesses castles or something, or maybe lumpy space."

Finn squinted as he looked at the portal more closely, "Should we go through then?"

Jake stretched out his arm, "Alright, i'll stick my arm in, and if it's arlight, we jump through." And with a nod from Finn, Jake slowly stuck his hand through it, raising the anticipation. "AAAAAAHHHH!" screamed Jake, waving his other arm wildy.

"JAKE!!!!" Yelled Finn.

"Hahaha, got you dude." said Jake, and he lifted his arm out of the portal, "it's completely safe."

Finn glared at Jake, "Don't do that again."

Jake laughed again, "Come on, let's see what's through here!"

With that, the dou jumped into the portal. With a short fall through a strange colerful vortex, the two suddenly flew out onto a wooden floor, completely out of it.

"Ugg... that was nauseating..." said Jake.

Suddenly, above their vision, Gunter the Penguin, and Gummy the Gator looked down to the two of them. Finn immediatly sat up and looked at Gunter, then the Gator, and back to Gunter. "I think the Ice King's been here, judging by the fact Gunter is here."

Gunter nodded and replied with "wenk!".

The two stood up, and Jake looked at the gator, who smiled back with gummy jaws. Jake only glared back with suspicion, "Dude, I don't trust this gator."

Finn looked at Gummy, and picked him up, "Naw, he's harmless." Finn replied while rubbing Gummy's back, "Kind of cute too."

"Hey, never judge a book by it's cover man, there could be a demon hiding in the creepy eyes of his. Who knows what he's seen!"

Gummy immediatly had a flash back to one time when he wandered into the cakes bedroom at the wrong time.

"Awe, your scaring him." said Finn, before putting Gummy down, "Now, Gunter, where'd the Ice King go?"

"Wenk!" replied Gunter, as he pointed out the door.

"We could have figured that out." responded Jake, as he noticed some ponies outside, "Hey, what's up with all of them horses out there, is this some sort of colorful ranch?"

Finn walked closer to the window, and looked at two ponies sitting on a bench, one of which was slouching, "No, I think these are like the citizens, this must be a kingdom we haven't been to before."

"Well I guess that means they'd know where a blue man went then, huh?" asked Jake.

"Eeeyup," replied Finn.

"Well, let's get too it." said Jake, before he quickly went out the door, leaving Gunter and Gummy to continue playing break the bottles.

The two looked around the street, as only a few ponies were walking about, non had even noticed them yet. Jake then noticed the mint green pony and brown pony on the bench across the street and ran up to them.

"Hey, have you seen a blue sociopath go anywhere?"

The one named Bon Bon stared at Jake with her mouth agape, as Lyra kept her cool and replied, "I think I might've..."

Finn walked up, "Yeah, a little taller than me, big white beard, blue cloak... ring a bell?"

"Yeah," Lyra responded, "There was a guy just like that, ridding Pinkie Pie over that way. I assume they were heading to the Library because that's the only place it would make sense for the plot."

"Alright, thanks green unicorn person!" said Finn, as he and Jake ran off down the street.

Bon Bon had just regained her ability too speak, "Talking... Dog.... and.... Human?!"

Lyra Rolled her eyes, "Your acting like this is the first fanfiction you've seen a human in."

_______________________Twilight's Library______________________

With the sound of repeated knocked at a pace that could only be Pinkie Pie, Spike ran from his work in reorganizing a few of the returned books to answer the door. He opened the door and began saying "Hello...", before stoping to stare at the Ice King standing on top of Pinkie, of whom had a large excited looking smile on her face. The young dragon could only guess what the creature was with it's big nose and sharp teeth, but he was pretty sure it was something Twilight would have to see, "Pinkie.... what is that?"

"threepointonefouronefivenine!" replied Pinkie, "He's an Ice King, and he wanted to see Twilight before I set up his welcoming party."

Ice King waved, "Haha, yeah, she already told me on the way here we'd be having a great party, it'd be perfect as a set up for the ceremony!"

Spike raised and eyebrow and eyed the Ice King, then asked ,"Why exactly do you want to see Twilight?"

"I just want to find a good Princess to marry." replied the Ice King.

Spike got wide eyed, "And if she doesn't want to marry you...?"

The Ice King began floating above Pinkie and making magic aura come off his hands, also causing the multiple black clouds to form above the library and thunder, "Then I will MAKE HER MARRY ME!"

Spike gulped, as the Ice King turned off his magic and said, "So can I come in? Oh, tell her I got her some flower first!", he then proceeded to look around, and freeze the flowers next to the library and make a bokeh out of them.

Spike promptly responded, "Yes, uh, alright then, um, wait here..." before grabbing Pinkie Pie and pulling her inside while locking the door. He then turned to her after he finished locking all of the locks, "Pinkie... WHY DID YOU BRING HIM HERE?!"

Pinkie shrugged, "He seems nice, apart from the thing he just said about making Twilight marry him."

Spike face palmed, before he heard Twilight coming down the stairs an asking, "Who was at the door? Oh, hi Pinkie."

It was then, Twilight looked out the window to see the Ice King looking in and around the room. Before she could ask what he was, Spike closed the curtains, and ran to the other room to close that curtain. Twilight being rather confused, took the only logical step, ask "Spike... what is that thing outside?"

Before Spike could answer, Pinkie jumped infront of him, "That's threepointonefouronefivenine! He's and Ice King that appeared in Sugarcube corner not long ago."

Twilight cocked he head to the side and tried to process the information, "He's and 'Ice King', that just appeared in the middle of sugarcube corner...?"

Pinkie Pie nodded, and Spike raised his claw, "He also siad he was going to make you marry him."

Twilight stared at Spike with even more confusion, "What?!"

Suddenly, the window exploded and snow blew in, letting Simon the Ice King fly into the room. Twilight and Spike stared in shock and fright, as Pinkie simply fell back laughing. The Ice King then looked around the room and said, "Alright, where's this Princess Twilight yins are tellin' me about? Oh! Is she playing hide and seek? I love hide and seek!"

As the Ice King was now wander around the room looking in unrealistic places, Twilight huddled Pinkie and SPike together. She then spoke first, "Alright, for whatever reason, I think he doesn't know I'm the princess, despite my wings. I think we ought to get Princess Celestia here to find out where he's from, but I need someone to distract him."

Pinkie shook her head, "I'm sorry, I have to go watch the store, rush hours coming soon."

Twilight then turned to Spike, who rolled his eyes and groaned, "Fine, I'll distract him..."

"Good!" said Twilight, "Now I'll get to work on a letter and find the emergency seals... Alright everypony, GO!"

The trio broke their huddle to see the Ice King standing infront of a messy pile of books, whilst a sock was on his crown. Pinkie giggled at him, as he looked looked around like they were looking at someone else, "Oh, this? I dunno how that happened, was like that when I got here!"

Twilight groaned, "Spike, entertain him while I'm getting the Princess."

"Oh yes! Where is she?" asked the Ice King, looking a little impatient, "I'd think you'd horse things would get her to someone as hansom as me by now."

Spike walked a few feet towards the Ice King, "She was... uh, busy! With the.... summit..."

The Ice King stared down Spike with suspicious eyes, before suddenly saying, "Oh! Well tell her i'm more important than any summit!"

Twilight nodded as she backed up the stairs, "Of course, hehe, just stay there."

___________________Somewhere in Ponyville_________________

"Dude, I think we're lost..." said Jake, as he and Finn stood next to the carrousel boutique, completely confused as to where they were.

Finn put his hand to his chin, "I thought the Library would be near that large tree with the windows... but now we're just back here again... wait, Jake, can;t you just sniff out the Ice King?"

Jake covered his nose, "No way man! That dude smells worse than the garbage kingdom!"

Finn then looked up to see a white unicorn with a purple mane and a yellow pegasus with a pink mane approaching. As such, he turned toward them and said, "Yo! Can you help us out?"

The two stopped in their tracks, as Fluttershy stared in awes at them, "Oh my! I've never seen any creature like that before, and he talks!"

Rarity rubbed her eyes repeatedly, "And that dog is standing on it's hind legs..."

"What?" asked Jake, "Haven't you all ever seen a dog or human before?"

Rarity and Fluttershy gasped when Jake talked, so Finn said, "I think these pony people haven't seen anything like us... that'd explain why so many were running away and taking pictures when we walked by..."

Rarity shook her head, and began to speak, "Sorry, I just have never seen anything like you..." she pointed at Finn, "And I thought only diamond dogs talked... where did you two come from anyway?"

Finn pulled off his backpack and began reaching through it as he talked, "Where from Ooo, i'm Finn and that's Jake." he then pulled out a picture of the Ice King, who in it was posing in his underwear, hoping his body would make Princess Bubblegum marry him. "We just followed this guy through a portal. He's called the Ice King, and he's kind of dangerous. So we need to find him so we can kick his buns for trying to kidnap any princesses ya'll got around here."

Rarity closely observed the picture of the Ice King closely, "Hmm, I haven;t seen him, and if I did, I'd have no choice put to repair his disastrous wardrobe. I mean look at those garments! This man surely needs some help!"

Finn turned to Fluttershy with the picture, who looked at it for a bit, then replied while hiding behind her mane, "No... I um, haven't seen him..."

"Awe..." said Finn, feeling like his heart was being overworked to not die, "Jake, this pony is adorable. Like a puppy."

Jake looked at Fluttershy, "Hmm, I think baby me would still beat her... weren't we doing something though?"

Finn suddenly got in a more serious tone, "Right! So, do you two have any idea where we should go?"

Rarity nodded, "Yes, actually. Twilight would probably be a big help, she's at the library."

Jake groaned, "We couldn't find the library though..."

Fluttershy spoke up, "I-I can take you there... if that's alright..."

Finn threw his backpack back onto his back,"We'd love it shy pony!"

Fluttershy nodded, "Okay, i-i'm Fluttershy by the way."

"Lead the way Fluttershy!"

___________________6 minutes later_______________

"Jake, I don;t think I can take much more of this..." whispered Finn as they walked towards a large tree with windows.

Jake turned back, "Come on man, I know she's adorable, but you can't give up just yet."

Finn grabbed Jake, "Just, If I don't make it, tell Flame Princess I still love her!"

Jake rolled his eyes, "Dude, get over her already..."

"Um..." mumbled Fluttershy, "where here..."

Fin and Jake looked up to see the large tree they had passed before, causing Jake to comment, "What, the tree was the library this whole time?!"

Fluttershy curled up a bit, "I-I'm sorry, maybe I should've..."

Finn quickly ran up to Fluttershy, "Shh... he's not mad at you, just please don't cry, that'd be so sad yet adorable that i'd likely die."

Fluttershy nodded, "I'm sorry, let's just see if Twilight's ho-"

The door suddenly opened, revealing a wide eyed dragon, "Oh thank goodness FLuttersh! I need someone else... to..." he then saw Finn and jake, who simply waved, "Ooooh no... -_-"

Suddenly, the Ice King came up next to the door wearing two book on his arms and a light shade over his crown, "Hey is that my- GASP! FINN AND JAKE!"

Fine and Jake immedialty responded, "ICE KING!"

Ice King threw back, "FINN AND JAAAAAKE!"

Finn and jake rebutted, "IIIIICE KING!"

Spike stopped the bantering with, "Do you guys know each other?"

Suddenly, The Ice King flew out the door and above the library, emitting blue magic from his hands and making the weather turn a lovely shade of DEATH. It then began to snow with lightning as he yelled, "You to followed me all the way here to stop me from finding a new princess?!?!"

Finn yelled back, "Ice King! We'll stop you no matter which Princess your kidnapping!"

Jake added, "Yeah! And you smell like dog buns!"

The Ice King yelled, "You fools! Here the people adore me! Dragon kid person! KILL FINN AND JAKE!"

Spike stared at the Ice King, "But I-"

Ice King replied, "NO BUT'S!"

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash flew up next to the library with a look of annoyance, "I swear I took out all the clouds todayy! Where did this... come... from..." she then saw the Ice King, "Hey! ARE YOU MAKING IT SNOW?!?!"

Ice King turned to her, "What?" he replied, as he looked around, "Yes, is that a crime?"

Rainbow Dash yelled, "I WORKED MY ARSENAL OFF ALL MORNING, ONLY TO BE MADE TO WORK AGAIN BECAUSE OF YOU?!"

The Ice backed away a bit, "Well yeah! What are you gonna do? Beat me uuUUUUAAAHH!"

Rainbow Dash suddenly flew into him and gave him a big punch of punishment. Finn and Jake gasped at the technicolor awesomeness before them, as the Ice king spun backwards and crashed into a building. The Ice King quickly got back up, and began floating up preparing some sort of magic spell to attack back.

"Careful Rainbow!" yelled Fluttershy.

Rainbow Dash turned around, "Don't sweat it Shy, I can take this guy with one hoof behind my b_" she then took a blast of snow to the face, and fell to the ground under a pile of the frozen dihydrogen monoxide.

Finn snapped at the Ice King, "Dude! You just attack a pony!"

"Not cool man!" added Jake.

As Fluttershy flew over and began digging Rainbow Dash out of the snow, and Spike ran inside to get Twilight, Ice King responded, "She attack me first!"

Jake picked Finn up an propelled him at the Ice King, while Finn yelled, "YOU DESERVED IIIIT!"

With a second for Ice King to say "Oh Sh-", Finn uppercutted him in the face, and kicked him to the ground. The Ice king quickly pulled himself up, and yelled, "You fool!", before sending numerous pieces of Ice Lightning from the black clouds at Finn and Jake.

The Ice Smashed into the side of the library, and multiple spot on the ground, as Fina and Jake dogded them professionally. However, before Finn could get to the Ice King again, he blasted Finn with ice magic, sending him against the wall of the library, frozen to it.

"Finn!" Yelled Jake, before the Ice King launched more ice magic at him, causing him to jump.

"You to cannot stop me! I will find the princess, and she will marry me! And We will have the most UNHEALTHY KIDS EVER!" yelled the Ice King, as he continuously fired ice pellets at Jake.

Twilight walked out onto her balcony due to all of the noise, and stared at the situation with awe. It was snowing like man, some other creature that looked kind of like the Ice King was frozen against the library, and a dog was stretching into impossible shapes while dodging magic bolts of ice lightning from the Ice King.

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!"

Flutterhsy looked up to Twilight as she lifted up a drowsy Rainbow Dash, "Twilight! Thank goodness!"

Rainbow Dash looked up groggily, "Twilight, use you princess powers on that jerk!"

Jake turned up to see Twilight after Rainbow and Fluttershy spoke, "Wait, your the Princess?"

Suddenly, Jake took a direct blast of magic, and was frozen in ice. The Ice King, then looked up to see Twilight, "Wait, you're not the princess, are you?"

Twilight flew down and yelled, "YES, I am!" she the began charging magic on her horn, "and I want to know WHY YOU ARE CAUSING SO MUCH TROUBLE!"

The clouds began to fade as the Ice King quit using his magic and stared at Twilight blankly for a moment. "You're... a horse? The Princess is a horse!" He then threw his arms up, "This'll never work! Unless..." he then observed Twilight figure, "Never mind, this isn't going to work out."

"What?" asked Twilight, still rather mad.

"I'm breaking up with you, I think it's about time Bubblegum will take me back though!" replied the Ice King, as he patted dirt off of his cloak, "Well, goodbye!"

Before he could leave, Twilight blasted the Ice King with a stunning spell, causing him to fall forward and his crown to fall off. "That's what you get for making such a mess!"

Twilight then turned around and used her magic to make the ice on Finn and Jake melt, "So I take it you two where after this guy?"

Finn took a deep breath, "Yes! Thank you for stopping him."

Jake crossed his arms, "We didn't need you to help, I would've stopped him."

Finn jabbed Jake with his elbow, causing him to say, "Hmmp, thank you Princess."

Rainbow Dash flew next to Finn and Jake carrying the Ice King, "Here, you take this nut", she said before dropping him into jakes arms.

"Hey, why can't I move?" asked the Ice King.

"Stun spell," replied Twilight, "You'll be harmless for 4 hours or so."

"At least give me back my crown!" said the Ice King angrily.

Rainbow Dash flew to the crown and picked it up, then held it above her head, "Hey look, i'm a lonely jerk who attacks random ponies because i'm a sociopath!"

"Don't put that on!" yelled the Ice King, "That's MY CROWN!"

Rainbow rolled her eyes, as Finn ran up and grabbed it, "I'll take that, it's dangerous."

The group then made their way back to sugarcube corner, where Princes Twilight said goodbye, and Finn, Jake, Gunter and the Ice King returned home with a box of Pinie Pie's cookies. Everything was back to normal now, except for the fact Gunter the penguin was now Visiting sugarcube corner on a regular basis to plot world domination with Gummy.

And that is the story of how Equestria was made.